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MyPillow Going Belly-up!

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12 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Really?  I hate Costco and usually just buy large cuts of meat for smoking there, but I also see tables of clothing and shoes and lots of people that look like they're not rich.

Costco meat  :lol:

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Those pillows suck.  I can't believe MyPillow became profitable.  I tried them for an hour and knew I had to return them which I did.

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You guys are focking crazy.  MyPillow kicks asss.  The patented fill lets you create whatever shape you want. It’s ingenious actually.  I often wonder how the idea came to Mike?  Dude was a recovering crack addict at rock bottom. Maybe he WAS touched by God.  I’m betting the idea came to him while he was stoned. 

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9 minutes ago, Patented Phil said:

You guys are focking crazy.  MyPillow kicks asss.  The patented fill lets you create whatever shape you want. It’s ingenious actually.  I often wonder how the idea came to Mike?  Dude was a recovering crack addict at rock bottom. Maybe he WAS touched by God.  I’m betting the idea came to him while he was stoned. 

He was probably sleeping in the gutter in Tijuana and thought “man, I could use a pillow right now. My own pillow”’

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I never went to a chiropractor in my life until I used one of his pillows for 3 weeks and focked up my neck. At least I got my 50 bucks back, though.

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I've never tried Costco sheets, but Costco sells some pretty quality stuff.  I wouldn't be surprised if their sheets are pretty nice.

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8 hours ago, thegeneral said:

This dude looking at a Cabinet position if Trump becomes Prez. 

What's the difference? Biden hired a confused Tranny. Could it be any worse? 

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8 hours ago, thegeneral said:

This dude looking at a Cabinet position if Trump becomes Prez. 

Why not? If this dumb ass can get into politics why not anyone....:dunno:

 

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We actually need new sheets and I just asked my wife if we should get them at Costco.  She looked at me like I asked for a divorce

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12 hours ago, Horseman said:

Don't sink to his level.  You're smarter than that.

Drunk late at night I told the wife I wanted to try Pillow Guy sheets.  She says holly ch!t that's cheaper than you can get sheets from Costco.  Now you'd have to ask her if we've ever actually bought sheets from Costco or not, I'm not a fagggot so I don't buy sheets, but I doubt it because she's pampered.   

Get it now?

Yeah....you're fantasy wife is white trash.

The Cheeto Dust and Red Dye 40 are rotting your brain. 

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59 minutes ago, Sean Mooney said:

Yeah....you're fantasy wife is white trash.

The Cheeto Dust and Red Dye 40 are rotting your brain. 

That's what you gleamed from reading through the conversation here?  

Holy fok you're retarded.  

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1 hour ago, GutterBoy said:

We actually need new sheets and I just asked my wife if we should get them at Costco.  She looked at me like I asked for a divorce

She always looks that way. She married a retarded midget. 

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11 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

This isn’t true. Disney is doing just fine. And in Florida they just cleaned DeSantis’ clock. 

You guys are funny. Disney stock hit an all time high of 201 a share in 2021. It’s now at 98. They are laying off 7k workers and had to get rid of their CEO. How are they doing fine? 

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10 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

You guys are funny. Disney stock hit an all time high of 201 a share in 2021. It’s now at 98. They are laying off 7k workers and had to get rid of their CEO. How are they doing fine? 

Because they raked in $84B last year.  The rest can be fixed.

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48 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

You guys argue about the weirdest sh1t.  Nothing wrong with buying sheets from Costco.  

It's just amusing to me to see how Horseman purports himself to be some person who is so far above everyone here yet he is buying bedsheets at Costco. 

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1 hour ago, TimHauck said:

You guys argue about the weirdest sh1t.  Nothing wrong with buying sheets from Costco.  

I agree Tim. Costco is very underrated IMO. 

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1 minute ago, The Real timschochet said:

You sound like my wife. I don’t need all that sh!t.

😂. Especially great if you need a 4,000 count jug of vitamins or a package of 8,000 Q-Tips. 

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I need the 5 minutes back I spent reading this thread. Y'all are legitimately miserable people.

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Just now, Reality said:

I need the 5 minutes back I spent reading this thread. Y'all are legitimately miserable people.

The Tranny threads will cheer you up 😁

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15 hours ago, OldMaid said:

If you want a good pillow go to Boll & Branch. They make excellent sheets as well.

I don't know. What's your opinion worth if you don't like Sketchers. Haha. 

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32 minutes ago, League Champion said:

I agree Tim. Costco is very underrated IMO. 

Place is jam packed pretty much every minute it's open, don't see how it's underrated.  I'm actually not crazy about it, but they sell a lot pretty good quality stuff (albeit not everything of course).

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14 hours ago, GutterBoy said:

I'd rather sleep on plywood.

Right @paulinstl

I would think you only need a few popsicle sticks

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Costco used to make the best v neck t shirts, good price. Now they don’t. 

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6 hours ago, Sean Mooney said:

It's just amusing to me to see how Horseman purports himself to be some person who is so far above everyone here yet he is buying bedsheets at Costco. 

Link?  

I merely compared the price of PillowGuy's to Costco, because Costco is cheap.  If you want to make fun say I buy sheets from PillowGuy, because that's what I said.

I thought you taught English?  It's expected from GutterPedo because he's retarded, but, an English teacher ought to be able to read for fok sake.  

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21 hours ago, GutterBoy said:

I'd rather sleep on plywood.

Right @paulinstl

I used a mattress my whole life but developed a neck issue, tried plywood and it went away.  I don't know.

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I'm going to get some Costco sheets and see what the deal is.  I suppose they're just repackaging burlap sacks they got shipments of potatoes in since Costco is for the poors.

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4 minutes ago, nobody said:

I'm going to get some Costco sheets and see what the deal is.  I suppose they're just repackaging burlap sacks they got shipments of potatoes in since Costco is for the poors.

Nevermind.  I went to order them and they wanted me to become a member.

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2 hours ago, nobody said:

Nevermind.  I went to order them and they wanted me to become a member.

Costco is a cult.

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Bed Bath & Beyond really going belly-up, idiot righties saying it was because they didn't sell this guy's crappy pillows, lol

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41 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

Bed Bath & Beyond really going belly-up, idiot righties saying it was because they didn't sell this guy's crappy pillows, lol

Think it helped? Lots of reasons. Not selling a profitable product is one of them. 

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19 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Bed Bath and Beyond learned the hard way. Don’t mess with patriots.  

Patriots used to shop at Bed & Beyond?

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