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How to stop a charging Black Rhino

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I thought the answer was "give it a job application" 

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 I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

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4 minutes ago, Drizzay said:

Ask Blood Ninja

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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52 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Take away it's credit card?

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Stupid old...but good!

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1 hour ago, GutterBoy said:

Take away it's credit card?

it is 2023. Money is free. There are no repercussions. Don't even have to pay it back. KEEP CHARGING!

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43 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

Ask it to get a job?

 

1 hour ago, edjr said:

 

I thought the answer was "give it a job application" 

Take a lap

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I thought this post would be about Tim Scott

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