***The Official Official Chain Restaurant Draft***

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

I take it I'm up?

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

5.9 Whataburger

6.1 Panda Express

[GutterBoy 2,899]

Pimpadeaux 1.9 Subway

Pimpadeaux 2.1 Dominos

You couldn't pay me to eat at either of those.  Fock what terrible picks.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,433]

White Manna 

[Herbivore 1,134]

6.2 PF Changs

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

2 hours ago, Pimpadeaux said:

I take it I'm up?

 You can’t have any pudding if you don’t beat your meat…

[OldMaid 2,130]

2 hours ago, GutterBoy said:

Pimpadeaux 1.9 Subway

Pimpadeaux 2.1 Dominos

You couldn't pay me to eat at either of those.  Fock what terrible picks.

Most of these are terrible picks. 

[GutterBoy 2,899]

1 minute ago, OldMaid said:

Most of these are terrible picks. 

Bostonlager 1.1 Five Guys - Meh, decent burger, good fries

Helltoupe 1.2ChikFilet - Can't go wrong here

5Points 1.3 A&W - Dafuq is A&W?  Autumn and Wind?  Is that douche still around?

Dizneeland 1.4 Longhorns Steakhouse - Never been, but it's a steak house

Avowinginjuries 1.5 Dunkin Donuts via PM - Love me some DD, but a reach

BHB aka Been Hoarding Boobies1.6 K.F.C. - Man, haven't had this in 15 years, was never good anyway

TommyGavin 1.7 Taco Bell - Puke

Peaches&Herbivore 1.8 Mikki D’s - Puke

Pimpadeaux 1.9 Subway - THE absolute worst sandwich shop in the world.  I would NEVER eat here.  NEVER!  So many better choices for a sub, focking Jersey Mikes is at least edible.  The best sandwich shop in the world is in Lawrenceville, assuming you make it out alive.

 

Pimpadeaux 2.1 Dominos - THE absolute worst pizza in the world, well maybe second worst to Papa Johns.  NEVER ever eat this terrible sh1t.

Peaches&Herbivore 2.2 Waffle House - Never been but I hear good stuff

Gavinator 2.3 Wendy’s - Meh

BHB 2.4 DQ - Meh

AI 2.5 Cheese Cake Factory - Well it's not fast food, but it's not good either.  If you have 89 items on your menu, none of them will be good. 

Diznee 2.6 The Capital Grill - I've been here many years ago, was good.

5Points 2.7 Ruth’s Chris - Been here once, again it's a steak house, so automatically better than any of the FF above.  Still kinda generic.  If you're going chain steak house, Mortons is the choice.

Helltoupee 2..8 Shake Shack - This is good FF

Boston lager 2.9 Chipotle - Never been since they put diarhea on the menu

 

Boston Lager 3.1BM3 - what?

Helltoupee 3.2 Starbucks - Fock no

5Pointerpalmwithhairypalms 3.3 Jack In The Box - Meh, as long as it's Monster style

Dizzyblonde 3.4 In & Out Burger - Never been

AI11122221121 3.5 Outback - Generic steak house, still better than Subway

Bringhomebuttcake 3.6 Burger King - whopper whopper whopper whopper

Dennis Learry 3.7 White Castle - no

Herbielovebug 3.8 Popeyes - Better than KFC, but still

Pimplepopper3.9 Chillys - It's Chili's you focking retarded ass hole.  And it's not good

 

Pimp 4.1 Saltgrass - what?

Herb 4.2 Panera - Good choice, I did me some Pandera

TG 4.3  Rustlers Steak  House - Sounds made up

BHB 4.4 Pizza Hut - Might be the only edible FF pizza made, barely

AI 4.5 Olive Garden (thought Herb was going to pick this with Popeyes) - puke, I've been once, on a blind date, with a girl that had CP.  Watching her struggle to walk to the bathroom was the highlight of the meal.  If you can't find a good Italian place, don't eat Italian.  Same with pizza.

Diznee 4.6 QDOBA - never been, never seen anyone at any store, I think it's a laundering gig

5-Points 4.7 Dennys - Drunk, yes.  Never been sober

Helltoupee 4.8 Cookout - what?

Boston 4.9 Flemings - sounds made up

Boston 5.1 Arby’s - Fock the meats

HellT 5.2 Buckies - More made up BS

5-Points 5.3 IHOP - Been a while but I remember it being decent

[OldMaid 2,130]

I concur, mostly. 

A&W was good back in the day. You’ve heard of it, you just don’t realize it. A&W root beer ring a bell?

Flemming’s is a decent steakhouse. Not quite Morton’s but head and shoulders above Ruth’s Chris.

In-N-Out is legendary around here though I’m finding the quality is going downhill lately.

Chik-fil-A can eat a d!ck. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

24 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Most of these are terrible picks. 

You're a terrible pick.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

2 hours ago, GutterBoy said:

Pimpadeaux 1.9 Subway

Pimpadeaux 2.1 Dominos

You couldn't pay me to eat at either of those.  Fock what terrible picks.

You're a terrible pr!ck.

[OldMaid 2,130]

1 minute ago, Pimpadeaux said:

You're a terrible pick.

Coming from you, I’m good with that.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

Just now, OldMaid said:

Coming from you, I’m good with that.

You're welcome to eat the peanuts you pick out of my .

They're tastier than Subway and Domino's.

Nom nom nom nom.

[GutterBoy 2,899]

5 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

You're a terrible pr!ck.

Seriously bro, that's white trash food.  Come on.

[TommyGavin 790]

6.3 Jersey Mikes 

[BeenHereBefore 1,524]

You guys do realize these are chain restaurants and not a 5 star draft ? Do have to laugh at Gutter and I never heard of some of these being drafted. Also yes Subway is crap and can't believe how it got so big over the years.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

5 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

You guys do realize these are chain restaurants and not a 5 star draft ? 

No chit on this. 

And Mold Maid has to go all Cat Cora about it.

[TommyGavin 790]

Yeah. Taco Bell isn’t “good food” but I am drafting from a fun reminder of places I went to all the time and grew up on. 
Rustler Steak house was a cheap steak house and that was what my parents were able to afford in the 70’s. Remember it fondly. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

11 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Seriously bro, that's white trash food.  Come on.

Look at Wolfgang Suck talking chit.

[OldMaid 2,130]

10 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

You guys do realize these are chain restaurants and not a 5 star draft ? Do have to laugh at Gutter and I never heard of some of these being drafted. Also yes Subway is crap and can't believe how it got so big over the years.

Chains don’t automatically have to equal sh!tty food. 

 

8 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

No chit on this. 

And Mold Maid has to go all Cat Cora about it.

Sorry about your crappy taste buds.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

Just now, OldMaid said:

Chains don’t automatically have to equal sh!tty food. 

 

Sorry about your crappy taste buds.

I chose to eschew you and your nasty disposition. Have a nice day.

[OldMaid 2,130]

I see Rusty’s been busy logging in and out of his aliases.

[BeenHereBefore 1,524]

3 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Chains don’t automatically have to equal sh!tty food. 

 

Sorry about your crappy taste buds.

I like some of the crappy places I picked, Pizza Hut not so much now days but loved it in the 80's and 90's. Same for K.F.C.

[OldMaid 2,130]

3 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

I chose to eschew you and your nasty disposition. Have a nice day.

 Bipolar much?

 

1 minute ago, BeenHereBefore said:

I like some of the crappy places I picked, Pizza Hut not so much now days but loved it in the 80's and 90's.

Fair enough. Carry on.

[GutterBoy 2,899]

21 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

I see Rusty’s been busy logging in and out of his aliases.

It's gotta be so hard to live a web of lies

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

Just now, GutterBoy said:

It's gotta be so hard to live a web of lies

More like living in the web of your mom's thighs.

[HellToupee 1,776]

1 hour ago, GutterBoy said:

5Points 1.3 A&W - Dafuq is A&W?  Autumn and Wind?  Is that douche still around?

 

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,524]

6.4 - Nathan's Famous

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

Forth quarter is almost here. I appreciate everyone’s patience,help, and participation. Hope you’re having fun. I know I am.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

2 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

Forth quarter is almost here. I appreciate everyone’s patience,help, and participation. Hope you’re having fun. I know I am.

I am, and the chaos added to it, plus the hilarity of Strawberry Shortcake coming in here to critique picks and underscoring that he's such a miserable little runt that he has to engage in such things to make himself feel better.

I do love the occasional Subway tuna sub and the Domino's philly cheese steak pizza. 

[Dizkneelande 1,101]

Who’s up?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

34 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

It's gotta be so hard to live a web of lies

 What’s really to hard is being an oompalapoompa that has to shop at the JCPennys little boy department for your spider man underroos. Then tell the cashier they’re for your grandson.

 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

2 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 What’s really to hard is being an oompalapoompa that has to shop at the JCPennys little boy department for your spider man underroos. Then tell the cashier they’re for your grandson.

 

Post of the Week.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

21 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

I am, and the chaos added to it, plus the hilarity of Strawberry Shortcake coming in here to critique picks and underscoring that he's such a miserable little runt that he has to engage in such things to make himself feel better.

I do love the occasional Subway tuna sub and the Domino's philly cheese steak pizza. 

Thanks. I gave you some slack,

, because I love pimps like Wayne

 

 NSFW!,,

[Gepetto 1,368]

Don't forget to study up on fantasy football, you're going to get smoked again this year, that's to most of you

[BeenHereBefore 1,524]

4 minutes ago, Gepetto said:

Don't forget to study up on fantasy football, you're going to get smoked again this year, that's to most of you

I'm Retired.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

9 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

I'm Retired.

You don't retire from fantasy football on a fantasy-football board.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

1 hour ago, Dizkneelande said:

Who’s up?

AI

[BeenHereBefore 1,524]

16 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

You don't retire from fantasy football on a fantasy-football board.

Once betting becomes legal in your state you do lol.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

46 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Once betting becomes legal in your state you do lol.

Oh.