[ friday thread ] thinking about the last time a girl hit on you, what did she say?

[JustinCharge 2,397]

For me it was “you should be a sperm donor!”  I could have nailed her but she is married. No nuke jokes please. 

[posty 2,700]

"We can get together when the Chargers win the Super Bowl..."

[League Champion 1,911]

Last night. My Wife said "ewwww, go take a shower first". 

[weepaws 3,193]

36 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

For me it was “you should be a sperm donor!”  I could have nailed her but she is married. No nuke jokes please. 

Foolishness is bound in the heart.  Proverbs 22:15.  Learn it, Live it, Love it.  Amen. 

[frank 2,306]

We have to hurry. Justin will be home soon. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

Shawnabeenaround: Hey, I think I know you. I’ve had eye an on you since years ago. Is it true what they about guys with big hands?  Me : You don’t remember? ( stuck out my extremely long tongue)   Game on. She passed out on her couch, so left. Story of my life.

[Bier Meister 1,710]

"damn, you're a handsome man."

 

 

she wasn't wrong

[jerryskids 6,799]

"You've got money, right?"

[TommyGavin 790]

My face or yours ?

[JustinCharge 2,397]

As an aside, its been really interesting seeing which girls from high school check out my online profile.   Some super hot girls from back in the day now married with kids show up regularly on my tracker.  I mentioned i had minor surgery and that drew a lot in. I was surprised by that. Its like they think “oh i had a crush on him as a teen and he had surgery im gonna stalk for a bit”

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

 Many moons ago… TaylorDanewanabe: Your tall, want dance and… Me :Wrong verb.:  (Stole that from )Jack Nicholson) She got the meaning and was gone quickly.  Bangshed, again. 

[IGotWorms 4,058]

10 hours ago, JustinCharge said:

As an aside, its been really interesting seeing which girls from high school check out my online profile.   Some super hot girls from back in the day now married with kids show up regularly on my tracker.  I mentioned i had minor surgery and that drew a lot in. I was surprised by that. Its like they think “oh i had a crush on him as a teen and he had surgery im gonna stalk for a bit”

Yeah dude, you’re super awesome

[Mookz 1,348]

For me it seems to be more about playing hard to get.  For example, avoiding eye contact and then scurrying off the elevator at a different floor than she had originally chosen. 

[IGotWorms 4,058]

4 minutes ago, Mookz said:

For me it seems to be more about playing hard to get.  For example, avoiding eye contact and then scurrying off the elevator at a different floor than she had originally chosen. 

Obviously she’s begging for you to follow her in to the utility closet

[JustinCharge 2,397]

Update for me:

”do you have a wife?  Do you want one?  Because you are really REALLY really good looking.”

she also said i look 22 years old.  
 

these college zoomer girls are super aggressive. 

[Mookz 1,348]

58 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

Update for me:

”do you have a wife?  Do you want one?  Because you are really REALLY really good looking.”

she also said i look 22 years old.  
 

these college zoomer girls are super aggressive. 

Did you seal the deal?