Would any of you let Biden ride your bicycle?

[JustinCharge 2,397]

Better add training wheels

[Engorgeous George 2,276]

I would if I could remove the seat first.

[League Champion 1,909]

He shouldn't be near anything that moves, or stairs for that matter. 

[squistion 2,122]

He can at least ride a bicycle and drink a glass of water with one hand. 

[frank 2,293]

Bicycle? Bicycle? I want to ride my bicycle. 

[seafoam1 2,916]

50 minutes ago, squistion said:

He can at least ride a bicycle and drink a glass of water with one hand. 

 

[League Champion 1,909]

He may of lost his sense of balance but his sense of smell is better than ever 

[seafoam1 2,916]

15 minutes ago, League Champion said:

He may of lost his sense of balance but his sense of smell is better than ever 

He does love the smell of a fresh child early in the morning.

[TheNewGirl 1,452]

I'd let him ride my road bike, but no way would I let him ride my triathlon bike. No way. 

[lickin_starfish 1,919]

He can probably ride a unicycle, because he's a clown.

[joneo 556]

Hell, I'd borrow him a crotch rocket.

[Fnord 2,175]

No, my bike is far too much for him to handle. I wouldn't let Trump because he's too much for my bike to handle. I wouldn't let any of you fockers ride it either, though. Justin wouldn't even be able to figure out how it works.

[lickin_starfish 1,919]

6 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Justin wouldn't even be able to figure out how it works.

The dilldoe goes up and down when you pedal.

[seafoam1 2,916]

4 hours ago, Fnord said:

No, my bike is far too much for him to handle. I wouldn't let Trump because he's too much for my bike to handle. I wouldn't let any of you fockers ride it either, though. Justin wouldn't even be able to figure out how it works.

Are tricycles that hard to use?

[Fnord 2,175]

3 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Are tricycles that hard to use?

I wouldn't let you ride that either. Too much machine for ya, short round.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,248]

Hunter would probably hock it for some crack rocks. 

[IGotWorms 4,057]

No because a fall at that age can kill a person.

Same goes for Trump, who is also near 80.

[seafoam1 2,916]

8 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

No because a fall at that age can kill a person.

Same goes for Trump, who is also near 80.

WTF did Trump do? He never fell up the stairs 3 times. Fell over on stage or on a bike.

What is with all the TDS going around on this site? It's so retarded you idiots can't mention biden without whining about Trump at the same time.