OldMaid 2,129 Posted August 15, 2023 For the first time in my life, I purchased a black car last month. Ever since people have been telling me because it’s black that a ceramic coating is a must. I’ve been looking online and can find pros and cons either way. Thoughts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,404 Posted August 15, 2023 Kind of late to be asking this after you already bought the car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,129 Posted August 15, 2023 Just now, Pimpadeaux said: Kind of late to be asking this after you already bought the car. WTF are you babbling about. I know enough not to get it done at the dealership. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted August 15, 2023 Once you go black …… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,404 Posted August 15, 2023 1 minute ago, OldMaid said: WTF are you babbling about. I know enough not to get it done at the dealership. If you want to make the black car you purchased - before you weighed all the pros and cons - look like a salacious prop in a scene out of "Ghost," be my guest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,288 Posted August 15, 2023 Ceramic coating doesn't prevent scratches. I've had it on a silver Jeep. On my black Jeeps, I've had 3, including my current Grand Cherokee. I don't think it's worth getting, in fact a I prefer just a polish every year or two. I need to do that again. Key to avoiding scratches is not letting a dealership or car wash ever dry it or if they do make sure they use clean microfibers only. I don't let anyone dry my black Jeep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,129 Posted August 15, 2023 6 minutes ago, TommyGavin said: Once you go black …… It also has a giant battery… 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,288 Posted August 15, 2023 What car did you purchase? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,129 Posted August 15, 2023 Just now, Gepetto said: Ceramic coating doesn't prevent scratches. I've had it on a silver Jeep. On my black Jeeps, I've had 3, including my current Grand Cherokee. I don't think it's worth getting, in fact a I prefer just a polish every year or two. I need to do that again. Key to avoiding scratches is not letting a dealership or car wash ever dry it or if they do make sure they use clean microfibers only. I don't let anyone dry my black Jeep. I know it doesn’t protect against scratches, but supposedly it makes it much easier to keep clean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,288 Posted August 15, 2023 Just now, OldMaid said: I know it doesn’t protect against scratches, but supposedly it makes it much easier to keep clean. It does do that. I didn't like the way it looked after 5 years or so. The paint stopped looking shiny. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,129 Posted August 15, 2023 3 minutes ago, Gepetto said: It does do that. I didn't like the way it looked after 5 years or so. The paint stopped looking shiny. Good to know. No one ever talks about what happens after it wears off. Are you supposed to do it every 3-5 yrs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,129 Posted August 15, 2023 21 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said: If you want to make the black car you purchased - before you weighed all the pros and cons - look like a salacious prop in a scene out of "Ghost," be my guest. Can someone run this through a Rusty translator for me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,404 Posted August 15, 2023 3 minutes ago, OldMaid said: Can someone run this through a Rusty translator for me? Whatever, Pottery Barn Betty! Rrrum! Rrrum! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,620 Posted August 15, 2023 No. Just get a subscription car wash and wash it weekly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HellToupee 1,585 Posted August 15, 2023 47 minutes ago, OldMaid said: For the first time in my life, I purchased a black car last month. Ever since people have been telling me because it’s black that a ceramic coating is a must. I’ve been looking online and can find pros and cons either way. Thoughts? What did you buy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 2,799 Posted August 15, 2023 Just now, HellToupee said: What did you buy? Toyota Camry I'm guessing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,129 Posted August 15, 2023 1 minute ago, HellToupee said: What did you buy? Does it matter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,154 Posted August 15, 2023 Get the oil changed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HellToupee 1,585 Posted August 15, 2023 3 minutes ago, OldMaid said: Does it matter? Absolutely Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted August 15, 2023 17 minutes ago, weepaws said: Get the oil changed. Bible says you only need to change oil every 3,00 years. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,129 Posted August 15, 2023 Just now, TommyGavin said: Bible says you only need to change oil every 3,00 years. This one never needs an oil change. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,288 Posted August 15, 2023 43 minutes ago, OldMaid said: Good to know. No one ever talks about what happens after it wears off. Are you supposed to do it every 3-5 yrs? Google result shows: For the most part, ceramic coatings last between two and five years. In some cases, they can last up to a decade, but this is pretty rare. However, there are many factors that affect their lifespan and might force you to replace yours sooner than you'd expect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,404 Posted August 15, 2023 5 minutes ago, OldMaid said: This one never needs an oil change. It needs a more educated buyer. CERAMICS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,657 Posted August 15, 2023 Following…. Currently looking at a black car Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted August 15, 2023 7 minutes ago, OldMaid said: This one never needs an oil change. Powered buy gey boyfriends hamster wheel ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,154 Posted August 15, 2023 24 minutes ago, TommyGavin said: Bible says you only need to change oil every 3,00 years. That’s a lie. The Bible does say, Fools despise wisdom and instruction. That’s you. Fool. God bless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 2,799 Posted August 15, 2023 6 minutes ago, weepaws said: That’s a lie. The Bible does say, Fools despise wisdom and instruction. That’s you. Fool. God bless. Jesus focking Christ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,457 Posted August 15, 2023 For those of you that haven't figured it out yet, OldMaid has finally crossed over from the dark side from the BMW trash and bought a Toyota (of sorts) product. I'm very proud of her As for why it doesn't need an oil change, you donks can figure that out on your own . Also, OM, you ought to tell them what you got..Nothing to be ashamed of....unlike your face Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,457 Posted August 15, 2023 1 minute ago, seafoam1 said: Jesus focking Christ. This. Fukkin weepaws Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,404 Posted August 15, 2023 9 minutes ago, weepaws said: That’s a lie. The Bible does say, Fools despise wisdom and instruction. That’s you. Fool. God bless. The Bible says to not call someone a fool. Matthew 5:22. Repent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,154 Posted August 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, seafoam1 said: Jesus focking Christ. Lord , be gracious to us, we long for you. Be our strength every morning, our salvation in time of distress. Isaiah 33:2. Amen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,154 Posted August 15, 2023 Just now, Pimpadeaux said: The Bible says to not call someone a fool. Matthew 5:22. Repent. The Bible calls them fools, the ones that lack wisdom and knowledge and instructions. Now move on. . Amen. The truth hurts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 605 Posted August 15, 2023 I've owned 3 black cars, and this thread is the first time I've ever heard of a ceramic coating for a car. Let it scratch. Savor the scratches, celebrate the imperfections Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,154 Posted August 15, 2023 Change the oil, rotate the tires, and buy gas. Done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,457 Posted August 15, 2023 1 minute ago, weepaws said: Change the oil, rotate the tires, and buy gas. Done. What if she couldn't do 2 out of the 3 you mentioned? Then what? Does the Bible have a passage for that? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,129 Posted August 15, 2023 12 minutes ago, SUXBNME said: For those of you that haven't figured it out yet, OldMaid has finally crossed over from the dark side from the BMW trash and bought a Toyota (of sorts) product. I'm very proud of her As for why it doesn't need an oil change, you donks can figure that out on your own . Also, OM, you ought to tell them what you got..Nothing to be ashamed of....unlike your face Dude, we have rules about sharing Sanctuary stuff here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,129 Posted August 15, 2023 Well, since Sux can’t keep his big mouth shut, for all of you that are wondering: I bought a Lexus RZ 450e. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,154 Posted August 15, 2023 3 minutes ago, SUXBNME said: What if she couldn't do 2 out of the 3 you mentioned? Then what? Does the Bible have a passage for that? Why would you put her in a box like that, I’m sure she is more then capable off getting those things done, very rude of you to think that she couldn’t. Shame on you. John 3:27. A person cannot receive even one thing unless it is given from heaven. Thanks for asking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,620 Posted August 15, 2023 4 minutes ago, OldMaid said: Well, since Sux can’t keep his big mouth shut, for all of you that are wondering: I bought a Lexus RZ 450e. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites