BunnysBastatrds 2,319 Posted August 31, 2023 So not only do I have to now catch and release shoplifters I have to catch and stop freaks. I was having a training drill with the manager who wants to retire soon and they are training me to fill his shoes. Rough task as he was a homicide detective in Orleans Parish.Hardcore man I had heard about years ago. So this code comes through his radio. Cool Ex-Cop: I need you to go and handle this part of what we need done. Stand in front of the dressing room area. And don’t allow anyone to enter. If he leaves show him the route to vacate the premises. Don’t touch him. He’ll scream and pretend you beat him. The police will be here fast because of people like him. Me: What did he do? And why do I have to station the dressing rooms. CEC: He goes into the ladies dressing room and when they leave, some just put the clothes they tried on and leave them. Then he mastubates on items. They love plus size one piece bathing suits and then wear them and leave. His name is Tina and he wears a red wig. Be careful. It’s scary. So after less than two fawking weeks I’m having to deal with a freak who’s locked itself in the wemens dressing room wearing a one piece over the shoulder purple twenty dollar semen non refundable bathing suit. CEC: Welcome to the party Bunny. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 1,010 Posted August 31, 2023 can size? sounds hot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted August 31, 2023 Who hasn’t jerked off in a changing room after some fattie tried on clothes that were never going to fit her. Right ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,898 Posted August 31, 2023 2 minutes ago, TommyGavin said: Who hasn’t jerked off in a changing room after some fattie tried on clothes that were never going to fit her. Right ? Never met anyone that hasn't. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 2,804 Posted August 31, 2023 8 minutes ago, GutterBoy said: Never met anyone that hasn't. The history of your boyfriends is really not interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,319 Posted August 31, 2023 34 minutes ago, TommyGavin said: Who hasn’t jerked off in a changing room after some fattie tried on clothes that were never going to fit her. Right ? NSFW 4:13 makes me feel so stoopid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,467 Posted August 31, 2023 You should have recommended this forum to him/her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,613 Posted August 31, 2023 Sounds like they would fit right in with seafoam, BH, and the others that are similar... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,319 Posted August 31, 2023 14 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said: You should have recommended this forum to him/her. I’m over the the ones who ride the short bus/glass licking/helmet wearers who can’t even meet the height requirements like this….. eat your fawking spinach. https://yourcarseatguide.com/at-what-age-can-kids-sit-in-the-front-seat-in-the-us/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,319 Posted August 31, 2023 23 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said: You should have recommended this forum to him/her. It would have been an improvement compared to some. Tina Transformer: Hey boys. My name is Tina. I love shopping, fantasy anything, and Mike Ditka. Slay it biotches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,370 Posted August 31, 2023 9 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: I’m over the the ones who ride the short bus/glass licking/helmet wearers who can’t even meet the height requirements like this….. eat your fawking spinach. https://yourcarseatguide.com/at-what-age-can-kids-sit-in-the-front-seat-in-the-us/ Quote Children and adults 140 pounds can ride in the front seat or even drive the car. However, you must be of legal age and have a license to drive. Wife is going to love finding out she has to sit it the back seat from now on. And can't drive anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,576 Posted August 31, 2023 7 minutes ago, Horseman said: Wife is going to love finding out she has to sit it the back seat from now on. And can't drive anymore. I'm going to have some fun with that as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,457 Posted August 31, 2023 Quote Light, short, or sickly kids shouldn’t travel in the front seat Define "sickly" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 3,850 Posted August 31, 2023 2 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: So not only do I have to now catch and release shoplifters I have to catch and stop freaks. I was having a training drill with the manager who wants to retire soon and they are training me to fill his shoes. Rough task as he was a homicide detective in Orleans Parish.Hardcore man I had heard about years ago. So this code comes through his radio. Cool Ex-Cop: I need you to go and handle this part of what we need done. Stand in front of the dressing room area. And don’t allow anyone to enter. If he leaves show him the route to vacate the premises. Don’t touch him. He’ll scream and pretend you beat him. The police will be here fast because of people like him. Me: What did he do? And why do I have to station the dressing rooms. CEC: He goes into the ladies dressing room and when they leave, some just put the clothes they tried on and leave them. Then he mastubates on items. They love plus size one piece bathing suits and then wear them and leave. His name is Tina and he wears a red wig. Be careful. It’s scary. So after less than two fawking weeks I’m having to deal with a freak who’s locked itself in the wemens dressing room wearing a one piece over the shoulder purple twenty dollar semen non refundable bathing suit. CEC: Welcome to the party Bunny. Jesus. How long was Pimpadouche in there before you had to forcibly throw his @ss out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
