Steers and LGBTQ

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Let this be a warning to those of you who long to hit the open road with a 2,200-pound steer riding shotgun: Observe all traffic laws, especially when passing through Norfolk, Neb.

Lee Meyer, 63, a retired machinist, learned that lesson on Wednesday.

For seven years, Mr. Meyer has been chauffeuring his 2,200-pound Watusi-longhorn mix named Howdy Doody with its horns and head exposed to the open air in a customized Ford Crown Victoria with the license plate “Boy Dog.”

But he had never been stopped by the police, he said, until Wednesday morning as he drove Howdy Doody into Norfolk from his 15-acre ranch south of Neligh, about 35 miles away.

Mr. Meyer had just turned off the highway on what was supposed to be a test run in preparation for Howdy Doody’s appearance at Norfolk’s Oktoberfest when he noticed a police car behind him had turned on its flashing lights.

Someone had reported “a vehicle driving down the road with a cow in it,” Capt. Chad Reiman, of the Norfolk Police Division, said.

“The assumption was it was a calf — something smaller that would fit in a vehicle,” Captain Reiman said.

But the officer found Mr. Meyer and his large steer in a car that had its roof, door, back seat and windshield partly removed and its shock absorbers and frame reinforced to accommodate the beast’s massive girth and weight.

 

Video at link: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/31/us/nebraska-watusi-bull-car.html

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Only two things come out of Nebraska. Steers & LGBTQueers. 

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5 hours ago, 5-Points said:

Only two things come out of Nebraska. Steers & LGBTQueers. 

And lots of volleyball fans, apparently. 

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10 minutes ago, Fnord said:

And lots of volleyball fans, apparently. 

Wimmins volleyball. Some of them look pretty good in those little shorts.

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The things white people have to do to get pulled over 

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Which geek is getting tuned up?

 

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11 hours ago, HellToupee said:

Which geek is getting tuned up?

 

One of those has to be Tim

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On 8/31/2023 at 6:10 PM, IGotWorms said:

Let this be a warning to those of you who long to hit the open road with a 2,200-pound steer riding shotgun: Observe all traffic laws, especially when passing through Norfolk, Neb.

Lee Meyer, 63, a retired machinist, learned that lesson on Wednesday.

For seven years, Mr. Meyer has been chauffeuring his 2,200-pound Watusi-longhorn mix named Howdy Doody with its horns and head exposed to the open air in a customized Ford Crown Victoria with the license plate “Boy Dog.”

But he had never been stopped by the police, he said, until Wednesday morning as he drove Howdy Doody into Norfolk from his 15-acre ranch south of Neligh, about 35 miles away.

Mr. Meyer had just turned off the highway on what was supposed to be a test run in preparation for Howdy Doody’s appearance at Norfolk’s Oktoberfest when he noticed a police car behind him had turned on its flashing lights.

Someone had reported “a vehicle driving down the road with a cow in it,” Capt. Chad Reiman, of the Norfolk Police Division, said.

“The assumption was it was a calf — something smaller that would fit in a vehicle,” Captain Reiman said.

But the officer found Mr. Meyer and his large steer in a car that had its roof, door, back seat and windshield partly removed and its shock absorbers and frame reinforced to accommodate the beast’s massive girth and weight.

Video at link: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/31/us/nebraska-watusi-bull-car.html

Steers and LGBTQ? 

Where is the LGBTQ part of this in the above OP?

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13 hours ago, squistion said:

Steers and LGBTQ? 

Where is the LGBTQ part of this in the above OP?

It's a take on the "Steers and Queers" line from an Officer and a Gentleman you stupid coont.   

Nice use of large font, btw, to really show how upset you are.

 

 

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Quality bump by the little fellow

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18 hours ago, squistion said:

Steers and LGBTQ? 

Where is the LGBTQ part of this in the above OP?

 

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18 hours ago, squistion said:

Steers and LGBTQ? 

Where is the LGBTQ part of this in the above OP?

In anticipation of you reading it.  

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20 hours ago, squistion said:

Steers and LGBTQ? 

Where is the LGBTQ part of this in the above OP?

Uh oh!

They must not have steers where squistion lives.

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