When I Was Leaving The Grocery Store Yesterday

[BeenHereBefore 1,518]

There was this guy screaming around about not taking the flu shot, He was stomping on tomatoes and throwing heads of lettuce at people. Crazy!

[thegeneral 3,208]

He threw his fanny pack down in disgust and demanded to speak to the manager.

[posty 2,696]

16 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

There was this guy screaming around about not taking the flu shot, He was stomping on tomatoes and throwing heads of lettuce at people. Crazy!

How do you know it was a guy?

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

[TommyGavin 790]

Whew. Needed that. 

[Ultra Max Power 214]

Some kids were selling candy outside the store as I'm walking in with my wife.  I tell them I'll catch them on my way out.  As we're leaving my wife says lets use the door on the other side away from the kids so I don't have to feel bad about not buying their candy.

Don't take the satisfaction of lying to kids away from me!

 

[WhiteWonder 2,734]

Was he/she also yelling about emojis?

[seafoam1 3,017]

Now let's talk about reality. 

[Mike Honcho 5,269]

Just now, seafoam1 said:

Now let's talk about reality. 

He's not as bad as you, but pretty lame. 

[seafoam1 3,017]

12 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

He's not as bad as you, but pretty lame. 

He's as bad as you. 

[MDC 7,407]

 

[Cruzer 1,995]