Finally Cut Loose Some Deadweight

[thegeneral 2,912]

My company finally cut loose perhaps the world’s worst consultant.

Guy hung on for 21 years. Convinced he was blackmailing the owner with some heinous pics or some such thing as all the dude did was rant about “libtards” when he wasn’t cutting and pasting the same replies into every email or protecting his swingline stapler.

 

[Fnord 2,051]

Allow me to suggest a large party be held in honor of said consultant, without their knowledge. 

[seafoam1 2,803]

Look at the jealous lttle girls. This is awesome. Retired in my 50s and watching the liberal whiners cry because they need to work into their 80s. 

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

Post of the year contender!!

[thegeneral 2,912]

Hearing the owner bought the dude “RuPaul’s Drag Race Seasons 1-15: You Go Girl All-Stars” on DVD because he was so passionate about drag queens and transgendered issues. 

We all thought that was a very kind gesture.

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

Didn't see this, so I deletored the other one.

[Hardcore troubadour 14,939]

2 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Didn't see this, so I deletored the other one.

No one believes that. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

No one believes that. 

Doesn't believe I deleted it?

Tell me it's still there then.

[Hardcore troubadour 14,939]

Just now, Pimpadeaux said:

Doesn't believe I deleted it?

Tell me it's still there then.

That you didn’t see the other one.  No one believes that. And you just proved you did see the other one. Nice work Rusty. 

[MDC 7,132]

1 hour ago, seafoam1 said:

Look at the jealous lttle girls. This is awesome. Retired in my 50s and watching the liberal whiners cry because they need to work into their 80s. 

 

 

[Strike 5,194]

8 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Doesn't believe I deleted it?

Tell me it's still there then.

You Peenied it?  That's worse than stealing it Carlos!!! 

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

29 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

That you didn’t see the other one.  No one believes that. And you just proved you did see the other one. Nice work Rusty. 

You're just making up chit, as usual. If I accidentally create a duplicate thread, I delete it so as not to spam up the board with multiple threads on the same thing, like the MAGAturds around here do. I wouldn't have deleted it if it weren't a duplicate. Go find something else upon which to whip up misinformation, you boneheaded clown.

[weepaws 3,157]

Oh my soul, very funny OP.  

[Hardcore troubadour 14,939]

[shorepatrol 1,870]

Who stepped on their d!ck? I miss all the cool stuff 

[MDC 7,132]

1 minute ago, shorepatrol said:

Who stepped on their d!ck? I miss all the cool stuff 

Peefoam was pretending to retire after 21 years of “consulting” at age 58. He’s going to feed the homeless now.  

 

[seafoam1 2,803]

8 hours ago, thegeneral said:

My company finally cut loose perhaps the world’s worst consultant.

Guy hung on for 21 years. Convinced he was blackmailing the owner with some heinous pics or some such thing as all the dude did was rant about “libtards” when he wasn’t cutting and pasting the same replies into every email or protecting his swingline stapler.

 

Did you finally get liposuction and that fat gut of yours?

[seafoam1 2,803]

2 minutes ago, MDC said:

Peefoam was pretending to retire after 21 years of “consulting” at age 58. He’s going to feed the homeless now.  

 

While you sit around with your fingers up your nose when you're not mopping floors for a living. Gotta have down time I guess.. 

[shorepatrol 1,870]

1 minute ago, MDC said:

Peefoam was pretending to retire after 21 years of “consulting” at age 58. He’s going to feed the homeless now.  

 

Riveting 

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

2 hours ago, seafoam1 said:

While you sit around with your fingers up your nose when you're not mopping floors for a living. Gotta have down time I guess.. 

The fact that you can't take and applaud a good joke further underscores your historic forearm lameness.

 

[seafoam1 2,803]

Just now, Pimpadeaux said:

The fact that you can't take and applaud a good joke further underscores your historic forearm lameness.

 

You try too hard princess. Just like princess mdcack. 

So triggered. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

1 minute ago, seafoam1 said:

You try too hard princess. Just like princess mdcack. 

So triggered. 

Geez, what a lamewad you are. 

 

[seafoam1 2,803]

2 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Geez, what a lamewad you are. 

 

Ok princess. 

[thegeneral 2,912]

3 hours ago, seafoam1 said:

Did you finally get liposuction and that fat gut of yours?

The day I retire if I’m posting here please shoot me.

[seafoam1 2,803]

26 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

The day I retire if I’m posting here please shoot me.

What's the difference? You'll still be an idiot. 

[Horseman 2,367]

8 hours ago, thegeneral said:

The day I retire if I’m posting here please shoot me.

How many years you gotta put in setting up trade show booths to be able to retire?

[thegeneral 2,912]

1 minute ago, Horseman said:

How many years you gotta put in setting up trade show booths to be able to retire?

which oddball are you?

In NYC this week for a commercial shoot. No plans to retire.

Maybe a decade from now. Here’s to good health and no back problems so the golf game and other activities I enjoy are still options.

Some sudden serous health change is the only reason I would regret not cashing out and slowing down. 

[Horseman 2,367]

3 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

No plans to retire.

Shocker.

[seafoam1 2,803]

1 minute ago, Horseman said:

Shocker.

He doesn't make enough to even dream he'll ever be able to retire.

[thegeneral 2,912]

6 minutes ago, Horseman said:

Shocker.

Why is that? 

[thegeneral 2,912]

4 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

He doesn't make enough to even dream he'll ever be able to retire.

I’ll take this bet

Your retirement sounds rich and fulfilling I wish you well! Off to such an amazing start.