edjr 5,602 Posted November 29, 2023 turns out I'm not even remotely funny 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,593 Posted November 29, 2023 Farts are always funny 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,602 Posted November 29, 2023 Only in elevators and small conference rooms Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,181 Posted November 29, 2023 I had a sales manager, who was a buffoon, present in front of hundreds of people. He started out by having everyone stand up and raise both arms over their heads making an "O" by clasping their hands. He then calmly said threw the mic. "Thank you everyone for the standing "O"." Immediate laughter ensued and the floor was his. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,343 Posted November 29, 2023 You Should have done cat face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,602 Posted November 29, 2023 2 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said: You Should have done cat face. I went full Toobin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,304 Posted November 29, 2023 What was said joke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,602 Posted November 29, 2023 Just now, posty said: What was said joke? What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gag noises* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,304 Posted November 29, 2023 10 minutes ago, edjr said: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gag noises* Maybe you work with a lot of prunes that don't do that kind of stuff... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,072 Posted November 29, 2023 Whats worse than 2 lesbians running with scissors? 2 lesbians scissoring with the runs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 992 Posted November 29, 2023 So, is this going to be the ****Official Bad Jokes Thread**** ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BufordT 371 Posted November 29, 2023 10 minutes ago, Gepetto said: So, is this going to be the ****Official Bad Jokes Thread**** ? A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,026 Posted November 29, 2023 32 minutes ago, edjr said: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gag noises* Just as a test I just told this joke at an all hands meeting. Entire room laughed their asses off. Must be your delivery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gypsybrat 93 Posted November 29, 2023 "Zoom meeting....not even remotely funny" Even when others don't, I get you Ed! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites