I Got Hit By A White Minivan On Jefferson Hwy

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

 Wifey had a doctors appointment and was using the car. The store I buy my beer and wine is .25 miles away. I needed my beer and dog treats so I walked, in the rain, minutes away. As I was leaving after flirting with sweet Mellisa, I hunkered down with my fifteen pack, bottle of Merlot, and dog treats. As I made the turn from the parking lot, I get hit by a guy who hit and ran me over ,and flipped me in the air and I landed on my face, ribs, and my healing fractured leg. 
And then I rolled into a drainage ditch. Dude kept going. I regrouped and climbed out of the ditch hearing sirens a comming. I was laughing my ass off. My beer ,wine, and puporoneys treats  were fine. Fun day. I’m sending a pic to a friend who knows how to post them.

[Mark Davis 339]

These things didn't happen under Mayor Nagin's watch

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,237]

I have no idea how to post pics lol

 

[Bier Meister 1,657]

i envision something like this:

 

 

[weepaws 3,154]

One way or another alcohol can kill.  

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

45 minutes ago, Mark Davis said:

These things didn't happen under Mayor Nagin's watch

 Ray Reagan was great. Till a biotch named Katrina made him what he became. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

57 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

I have no idea how to post pics lol

 

You did second meet using instagram 

[cyclone24 1,912]

Always blaming the whites. Unbelievable.

[seafoam1 2,799]

16 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Ray Reagan was great. Till a biotch named Katrina made him what he became. 

I was a consultant at Entergy when Katrina hit. Focking guys going out into the field to fix/check meters and stuff in the aftermath were finding dead bodies floating around in the streets. 

[IGotWorms 4,057]

You got hit and run over and you’ve got a bum leg already and you’re fine?

You sure that’s not just the whiskey talking?

[Gepetto 1,288]

You're an idiot.

[Reality 3,096]

Dafuq?

[seafoam1 2,799]

#metoo

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

4 hours ago, seafoam1 said:

I was a consultant at Entergy when Katrina hit. Focking guys going out into the field to fix/check meters and stuff in the aftermath were finding dead bodies floating around in the streets. 

 I was an independent insurance adjuster and co owned it with my father. Two weeks after the biotch hit, I had back stage passes for every parish in the state. I didn’t have first responder access, but I was next level. I first helped cops, firefighter's, and medical with their vehicle appraisals. I was, everywhere all at once for a year. 
 My friend learned I had total access to everything, so we went to St.Bernard, Challmete. His grandfather was in dead in the attic holding an axe. I’ll never forget that smell. We called the authorities and they did their jobs. He said he would hide his money instead of using a bank. Mind you, there thirteen feet of water in the after, and then drained. So we’re looking everywhere and I noticed the wall A/C was unplugged and screws were missing on the outer casing. I opened up and pulled it out of the wall. Fifty grand in cash neatly rolled up cash. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,404]

Are you sure it wasn't George Jefferson on White Highway?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

2 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

You got hit and run over and you’re got a bum leg already and you’re fine?

You sure that’s not just the whiskey talking?

I’m fine. The Mrs. Gave me a bj and a vicadon and petted me. I should have gotten hit by truck when I was married to my ex.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

4 hours ago, weepaws said:

One way or another alcohol can kill.  

When?