Hardcore troubadour 15,112 Posted February 9, 2024 Sister Golden Hair Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximum Overkill 1,840 Posted February 9, 2024 I was brave and I love my cuz She was wavin' that dope man up Banged a mom 'cause I see no future Sat her down when I poured that tea I don't know 'cause I got big temper Stick close to my rainbow side Candy corn and that dancing leopard That's all, folks, that's all She's the kinda girl who make you wanna go faster now She's the kinda girl who make you steal your child She's the kinda girl, she's in the here ever after now There's a cry for help and I don't deny I don't know, but it's finally just one more mile Peaches are sold and all giving up on that Humpty style At the Caldwell 'cross from the black top, she's Eurasian, met her at the Quick Stop We danced at Tito's Go Go, girlfriend's back, now she's gone solo She's the kinda girl who make you wanna go faster now She's the kinda girl who make you steal your child She's the kinda girl, she's in the here ever after now There's a cry for help and I don't deny Wet my beak and I give it up to that drugstore nose So unique and I live it up 'til that liquor store close In the laundry, queen ballistic, mangy face with the messed up lipstick My thing is blacked out loco, smoke and tears, now take my photo She's the kinda girl who make you wanna go faster now She's the kinda girl who make you steal your child She's the kinda girl, she's in the here ever after now There's a cry for help and I don't deny I don't deny Bangin' hard with those daddy issues, hanging out with that Chevron dude Knocked her out, so I let her kiss you, redneck fights, ah, Hercules bit you Big box, hoppin' on detox, fast food trash when you're livin' in the crosswalk Catch me out like motel hoes do, blood on fries, now that's my go-to She's the kinda girl who make you wanna go faster now She's the kinda girl who make you steal your child She's the kinda girl, she's in the here ever after now There's a cry for help and I don't deny I don't deny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,112 Posted February 10, 2024 He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,359 Posted February 10, 2024 2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother That’s the Carpenters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,273 Posted February 10, 2024 10 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: That’s the Carpenters I only know the Hollies version. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,359 Posted February 10, 2024 4 hours ago, Voltaire said: I only know the Hollies version. She ain’t heavy, she’s my sister. Died of anorexia a month later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,273 Posted February 10, 2024 13 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: She ain’t heavy, she’s my sister. Died of anorexia a month later. Probably the one job on this planet that I could never do well in is counselor for women with eating disorders. While, I do seriously think these girls/women should eat properly and be happy as they are. The truth is... I also think they look so much better when they're starving themselves, which isn't helpful. The world needs somebody else for this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stryker Ryker 188 Posted February 10, 2024 Can’t believe this masterpiece hasn’t been posted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted February 10, 2024 https://youtu.be/z92bmlcmyq0?si=8UbKhFFNojD1ocF0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,359 Posted February 10, 2024 8 minutes ago, Voltaire said: Probably the one job on this planet that I could never do well in is counselor for women with eating disorders. While, I do seriously think these girls/women should eat properly and be happy as they are. The truth is... I also think they look so much better when they're starving themselves, which isn't helpful. The world needs somebody else for this one. I went on a date with this girl I had met the night before. I picked her up at her condo. She was a Victoria Secret fragrance model. I must have had my reverse beer goggles on that night. She weighed ninety lbs soaking wet. Brought her to an Italian restaurant. She ate small salad and one glass of a nice bottle of wine I got. Whilst having dinner, she is babbling on about her dead aunt. The whole time talking with her, my only thought was, eat a fawking sammich and eat a gallon of dark chocolaty ice cream. Then call me in the morning. So I bring her to her condo and walk her to the door. Gave her a cheek kiss, and said good night. She grabs my hand. Tiny Anorexia: You want a night a night cap Bunny. I hope it’s true. Me: (speechless.. how am I going to not be with her but did that three hundred moose last month) Sorry darlin, I have to go, sorry. I’ll be back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites