wiffleball 4,789 Posted April 1, 2024 Dude performed, recorded about 600 songs. ....never wrote a single one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,493 Posted April 1, 2024 5 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Dude performed, recorded about 600 songs. ....never wrote a single one. Lot of the songs was from his movie soundtracks but he could sing the phone book. He co wrote a song called Paralyzed but I forget who it was with and maybe Red West. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,273 Posted April 1, 2024 Didn’t know that. Worked for him, clearly. He knew his talents and his limitations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,324 Posted April 1, 2024 I think you need to play an instrument to be able to write a song so a vocalist/singer only would have a massive challenge or fail to write a song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real timschochet 6,543 Posted April 1, 2024 10 minutes ago, Gepetto said: I think you need to play an instrument to be able to write a song so a vocalist/singer only would have a massive challenge or fail to write a song. Didn’t he play guitar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,493 Posted April 1, 2024 2 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said: Didn’t he play guitar? Yes 3 chords and some piano. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,365 Posted April 1, 2024 Cyril Sheppard taught him how to eat poosay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 2,234 Posted April 1, 2024 11 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Cyril Sheppard taught him how to eat poosay. Any relation to Cybill Shepherd? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Real timschochet 6,543 Posted April 1, 2024 26 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said: Any relation to Cybill Shepherd? Typical snarky a$$hole response by you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,223 Posted April 1, 2024 14 hours ago, wiffleball said: Dude performed, recorded about 600 songs. ....never wrote a single one. And he went to one Pro Bowl, not bad for an 8th round pick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,273 Posted April 1, 2024 Hopefully Elvis learned to eat later in life as Cybill Shepard is fifteen years younger than he would be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximum Overkill 1,842 Posted April 1, 2024 Presley suffered chronic constipation. As he forcefully attempted to defecate, his abdominal aorta was compressed, shutting down his heart." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted April 1, 2024 Elvis also had a twin. Poor little dude died in utero or shortly thereafter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted April 1, 2024 chosen to ignore content by BudBro. Options You've chosen to ignore content by BudBro. Options You've chosen to ignore content by BudBro. Options You've chosen to ignore content by BudBro. Options You've chosen to ignore content by BudBro. Options Reply to this topic... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,118 Posted April 2, 2024 4 hours ago, BudBro said: Awesome. Thanks for these. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,118 Posted April 2, 2024 How many screenplays did Marlon Brando write? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,664 Posted April 2, 2024 8 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: How many screenplays did Marlon Brando write? None but he wasn't a writer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,493 Posted April 2, 2024 3 minutes ago, kutulu said: None but he wasn't a writer. I think that is Hardcore's point, Elvis didn't need to be either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted April 2, 2024 1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said: How many screenplays did Marlon Brando write? Ipso fatso: Taylor Swift Greater than Elvis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,493 Posted April 2, 2024 1 minute ago, wiffleball said: Ipso fatso: Taylor Swift Greater then Elvis. She's only greater than Travis Kelce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted April 2, 2024 2 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said: She's only greater than Travis Kelce. Not yet, but it's pretty obvious she's been nibbling on Mama Casserole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,493 Posted April 2, 2024 2 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Not yet, but it's pretty obvious she's been nibbling on Mama Casserole. mmmmmmm Mama Casserole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted April 2, 2024 13 hours ago, Maximum Overkill said: Presley suffered chronic constipation. As he forcefully attempted to defecate, his abdominal aorta was compressed, shutting down his heart." Shame he was exerting himself so hard to drop the turd. Shoulda just tried to Shake It Off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,493 Posted April 2, 2024 2 minutes ago, wiffleball said: Shame he was exerting himself so hard to drop the turd. Shoulda just tried to Shake It Off. To many fried banana, peanutbutter and bacon sandwiches, he lacked fiber. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,118 Posted April 2, 2024 Let me know when Taylor Swift serves her country and does Karate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,664 Posted April 2, 2024 1 hour ago, BeenHereBefore said: I think that is Hardcore's point, Elvis didn't need to be either. Exactly. I love Elvis, but he be overrated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,493 Posted April 2, 2024 Just now, kutulu said: Exactly. I love Elvis, but he be overrated I don't think he is overrated at all. There was a reason he was the King and 107 top 40 hits which was insane for those times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,664 Posted April 2, 2024 Since my baby left me I started to get a rash it started at pen1s and went around to my a$$ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximum Overkill 1,842 Posted April 2, 2024 6 hours ago, wiffleball said: Shame he was exerting himself so hard to drop the turd. Shoulda just tried to Shake It Off. He probably wasn't rocking back n forth. But just think how good it would of felt if he landed it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,493 Posted April 2, 2024 8 hours ago, Maximum Overkill said: He probably wasn't rocking back n forth. But just think how good it would of felt if he landed it? He was a avid reader on the crapper and would stay in there for hours reading at times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BudBro 175 Posted April 2, 2024 16 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Awesome. Thanks for these. Jerry Reed is an awesome rabbit hole to go down on youtube. He was a talented dude. (there are better versions of this, but Glen Campbell gives Reed credit for Southern Nights) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,118 Posted April 2, 2024 2 minutes ago, BudBro said: Jerry Reed is an awesome rabbit hole to go down on youtube. He was a talented dude. (there are better versions of this, but Glen Campbell gives Reed credit for Southern Nights) I did. He is. I Always thought he was just Burt Reynolds’ buddy like Dom Delouise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,493 Posted April 2, 2024 4 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: I did. He is. I Always thought he was just Burt Reynolds’ buddy like Dom Delouise. I saw Jerry twice in concert and a cocky ahole he was, Also was half a fago for Elvis and talked about how good looking Elvis was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BudBro 175 Posted April 2, 2024 5 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: I did. He is. I Always thought he was just Burt Reynolds’ buddy like Dom Delouise. There is an entire "jerry reed" finger pickin' cult out there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
