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Biden's Uncle Bosey was shot down and then eaten by cannibals during WWII.

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The Japs ate our pilots too. 

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25 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

The Japs ate our pilots too. 

His other Uncle was apparently taken hostage by violent Trannies and forced to get regendered after a car crash in California. 

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Almost all of this is a lie. This POS again using others as a prop for his gibberish.  

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22 minutes ago, double tour said:

Were they drunk eaters? Only Biden...

 

After sniffing him they deemed him good for the eating 😁 

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 Reminds me of a story Hillary Rodam Clinton sad whist being the First Lady. Hillary: I was named after the man who was one of the first to top Mt.Everest.  Hmmm…Sir Hillary did it after he accomplished it after you were born. Sad, just sad. 🤥

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19 hours ago, Maximum Overkill said:

King of The Pedocrats has spoken. 

 

 

He said New Guinea had a lot of cannibals.  For real!

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18 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

The Japs ate our pilots too. 

we had dog pilots? good idea!

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15 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Poor Uncle Bosey. RIP

He probably founded Bose speakers.  We will found out in the next addition of The World According to Biden.

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16 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Reminds me of a story Hillary Rodam Clinton sad whist being the First Lady. Hillary: I was named after the man who was one of the first to top Mt.Everest.  Hmmm…Sir Hillary did it after he accomplished it after you were born. Sad, just sad. 🤥

My favorite is when she went onto that all black radio show and talked about how she always kept hot sauce in her purse 🤣🤣

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1 minute ago, cyclone24 said:

My favorite is when she went onto that all black radio show and talked about how she always kept hot sauce in her purse 🤣🤣

Hot sauce, vaginal fungicide, those two things are easy to get confused.

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5 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

Big deal, who hasn't had an uncle eaten by cannibals.  :rolleyes:

I had an uncle whose will to live was consumed by his shrew of a wife, but that's as close as I get.  I guess maybe I am the outlier that proves the matter.

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1 hour ago, Mike Honcho said:

Big deal, who hasn't had an uncle eaten by cannibals.  :rolleyes:

Obama’s uncles probably ate a few. 

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32 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Obama’s uncles probably ate a few. 

Dammit. I laughed.

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3 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

He said New Guinea had a lot of cannibals.  For real!

He sure did 😂 

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The White House cleared it up for him and stated his uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals. Now who has that on their bingo card? The guy has been lying his whole life. Working class Joe. 

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20 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

He sure did 😂 

He got shot down in New Guinea and they never found the body because there used to be — there were a lot of cannibals, for real, in that part of New Guinea,” Biden told United Steelworkers union members.

For unknown reasons, this plane was forced to ditch in the ocean off the north coast of New Guinea. Both engines failed at low altitude, and the aircraft’s nose hit the water hard,” the military’s account says.
 

#4 more years of Biden dementia 

 

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My favorite part of his speech is the "FOR REAL." 

Like, "No guys, no seriously! No, FOR REALZ! He wUZ! Eaten by cannibulzz!!! I mean it." 

STFU. He needs to just stop going off script. Gets himself into trouble every time trying to be "relatable." 

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The fact that his uncle gave his life for his country just wasn’t good enough?   Not with this serial liar.  Working class Joe up from the coal mines. 

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3 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

He got shot down in New Guinea and they never found the body because there used to be — there were a lot of cannibals, for real, in that part of New Guinea,” Biden told United Steelworkers union members.

For unknown reasons, this plane was forced to ditch in the ocean off the north coast of New Guinea. Both engines failed at low altitude, and the aircraft’s nose hit the water hard,” the military’s account says.
 

#4 more years of Biden dementia 

 

Ocean going cannibals are the most dangerous, and the hungriest of all the cannibals.

 

It is known.

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1 hour ago, Maximum Overkill said:

 

 

Maybe Barbecue in Haiti should invite Joe over for dinner.

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1 minute ago, Voltaire said:

Maybe Barbecue in Haiti should invite Joe over for dinner.

Nah, he's old and not well marbled.  He would be a very unsatisfying entree.

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My theory is he was up watching T.V. last night.  He saw the Gilligan's Island episode with the Kupakai headhunters and then a documentary on Amelia Earhart and what with the drugs his staff puts in his tapioca right before bedtime he had some wild dreams conflating the two programs and thought they were true family history.  He thought about planes being lost in the south pacific and about headhunters, and well, the old gentlman got confused. This will be pretty easy to confirm, we just need a reporter to ask a follow up question as to whether Ginger, MaryAnn, or the Professor were able to escape the cannibals.  if he says yes we know it is just a dream he confused for reality. 

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27 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

Nah, he's old and not well marbled.  He would be a very unsatisfying entree.

Maybe they can go to Comet Pizza with the Podestas. They say the New Guinea chef's pizzas there are to die for. 

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You clowns never heard of man eating mermaids? No joke. Come on man. 

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