***2025 EdEx THE MASTERS*** A Tradition Unlike Any Other

[BiffTannen 866]

 

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cjOrD7eETI3xx1KflH282pkWxwX-HnXxtCdQ67ONGEQ/edit?gid=1191936090#gid=1191936090

 

 

[BiffTannen 866]

Draft Order:

 

Clocaine:            Scottie Scheffler --- Brooks Koepka -- Min Woo Lee --- Sergio Garcia --- Sahith Theegala --- Tom Kim

Alias:                   Rory McIlroy --- Tommy Fleetwood --- Russell Henley --- Daniel Berger --- Phil Mickelson --- Aaron Rai

lager:                   Bryson DeChambeau --- Hideki Matsuyama --- Corey Conners --- Akshay Bhatia --- Justin Rose ---  Davis Thompson

Wonder:              Collin Morikawa --- Cameron Smith -- Will Zalatoris --- Patrick Reed --- JJ Spaun --- Lucas Glover

patweiser:          Jon Rahm --- Patrick Cantlay --- Viktor Hovland --- Wyndham Clark --- Dustin Johnson --- Sam Burns

Fumble:              Ludvig Aberg --- Joaquin Niemann --- Sepp Straka --- Tony Finau --- Sungjae Im --- Harris English 

jerry:                   Justin Thomas --- Xander Schauffele --- Robert MacIntyre --- Tyrrell Hatton --- Taylor Pendrith --- Brian Harman 

dain:                   Jordan Spieth --- Shane Lowry --- Jason Day --- Keegan Bradley --- Denny McCarthy --- Adam Scott 

[BiffTannen 866]

Season Standings 

1. jerryskids - 25

2. bostonlager - 22

2. dain - 22

4. Alias Detective - 20

5. patweiser - 17

6. Fumblweed - 12

7. White wonder -9

8. Clocaine - 4

[BiffTannen 866]

Side Bets

djr/lager - lager up $75

AD/lager - lager up $25

edjr/AD - AD up $25

[edjr 6,578]

what pick doesn’t dain have?

[BiffTannen 866]

3 minutes ago, edjr said:

what pick doesn’t dain have?

I think he will play. 

[edjr 6,578]

Just now, BiffTannen said:

I think he will play. 

im not going to ruin the edex, ill pay him a nickel a day

[BiffTannen 866]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

im not going to ruin the edex, ill pay him a nickel a day

You know I love you, man. He and Fumble have always liked to pay and get paid as they go. I also understand it’s a pain in the d1ck for you to be banker. We also have the one guy that keeps the draft board and spreadsheet together. We would not survive without him. We are all pieces of glue that keep this thing together. 

[edjr 6,578]

2 minutes ago, BiffTannen said:

You know I love you, man. He and Fumble have always liked to pay and get paid as they go. I also understand it’s a pain in the d1ck for you to be banker. We also have the one guy that keeps the draft board and spreadsheet together. We would not survive without him. We are all pieces of glue that keep this thing together. 

.  if he didn’t ask for money he was giving me back in 4 days, I would see this differently 

[BiffTannen 866]

2 minutes ago, edjr said:

.  if he didn’t ask for money he was giving me back in 4 days, I would see this differently 

I get it and I always pay forward. You’re the most trustworthy dude in the board. You and I also have a bad habit and one bad batch on any given night could result in a dead lager or ed. Dead me means someone else has to do the draft, dead you means we no money. 

[edjr 6,578]

Just now, BiffTannen said:

I get it and I always pay forward. You’re the most trustworthy dude in the board. You and I also have a bad habit and one bad batch on any given night could result in a dead lager or ed. Dead me means someone else has to do the draft, dead you means we no money. 

gocolts son is my backer

[BiffTannen 866]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

gocolts son is my backer

I like to have a good time but never understood the appeal of huffing paint. When he came on here a few years ago and told the story, I pictured gocolts as a ragged old main with a sliver paint mustache as if he’d been giving Robocop a blowjob

[edjr 6,578]

out. forever. fock you

[BiffTannen 866]

On 3/27/2025 at 7:09 PM, edjr said:

out. forever. fock you

You sure? Min Flair Lee looks like a late first/early 2nd kinda guy. 

[Fumbleweed 516]

On 3/27/2025 at 6:09 PM, edjr said:

out. forever. fock you

Anybody care to interpret this? 

[Drizzay 698]

23 minutes ago, Fumbleweed said:

Anybody care to interpret this? 

Ed's out of the closet and would like to have intercourse with you.

[Fumbleweed 516]

1 hour ago, Drizzay said:

Ed's out of the closet and would like to have intercourse with you.

Wish it was that simple of an explanation... 

[BiffTannen 866]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DH31raiOaCS/?igsh=MXFlNDd3Z3duMWNncw==

[BiffTannen 866]

@jerryskids - First and foremost, I hope your procedure goes well this week. Second, how do you want to handle this week?

[jerryskids 6,547]

16 minutes ago, BiffTannen said:

@jerryskids - First and foremost, I hope your procedure goes well this week. Second, how do you want to handle this week?

Thanks for the first part, and for asking about the second.  

Surgery is on Tuesday.  I do have a pre-surgery blood work and appointment with the surgical team Monday, but I should be otherwise available, so I plan to draft Monday like normal. Which is to say, awesomely. 

Tuesday, I'll probably have surgery in the morning (my time, late morning/mid day) so I'll need some coverage.  Afternoon I hope to be available.  Let me give it some thought.  One option is to ask @listen2me 23 to help cover for me.  Part of me would love his picks to put me over the top, as a big FU to Ed.   But it isn't as much fun if I don't have input on the picks.  

Wednesday morning I expect to be released, which again likely goes into the afternoon for you wrong-coasters.  

Listen, if you are available and willing to help me, let me know, and we can discuss how the model works.  I'm having some thoughts on a hybrid model that I'll think some more on.   

tl;dr -- I'll start the draft on Monday like normal.

 

[listen2me 23 1,825]

1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

Thanks for the first part, and for asking about the second.  

Surgery is on Tuesday.  I do have a pre-surgery blood work and appointment with the surgical team Monday, but I should be otherwise available, so I plan to draft Monday like normal. Which is to say, awesomely. 

Tuesday, I'll probably have surgery in the morning (my time, late morning/mid day) so I'll need some coverage.  Afternoon I hope to be available.  Let me give it some thought.  One option is to ask @listen2me 23 to help cover for me.  Part of me would love his picks to put me over the top, as a big FU to Ed.   But it isn't as much fun if I don't have input on the picks.  

Wednesday morning I expect to be released, which again likely goes into the afternoon for you wrong-coasters.  

Listen, if you are available and willing to help me, let me know, and we can discuss how the model works.  I'm having some thoughts on a hybrid model that I'll think some more on.   

tl;dr -- I'll start the draft on Monday like normal.

 

Yeah send me the guys you like.  Or however you would like me to pick.   

[BiffTannen 866]

17 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Thanks for the first part, and for asking about the second.  

Surgery is on Tuesday.  I do have a pre-surgery blood work and appointment with the surgical team Monday, but I should be otherwise available, so I plan to draft Monday like normal. Which is to say, awesomely. 

Tuesday, I'll probably have surgery in the morning (my time, late morning/mid day) so I'll need some coverage.  Afternoon I hope to be available.  Let me give it some thought.  One option is to ask @listen2me 23 to help cover for me.  Part of me would love his picks to put me over the top, as a big FU to Ed.   But it isn't as much fun if I don't have input on the picks.  

Wednesday morning I expect to be released, which again likely goes into the afternoon for you wrong-coasters.  

Listen, if you are available and willing to help me, let me know, and we can discuss how the model works.  I'm having some thoughts on a hybrid model that I'll think some more on.   

tl;dr -- I'll start the draft on Monday like normal.

 

We are good with however you want to handle it. I’m praying for you, buddy and hope all goes well. 

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

On 3/27/2025 at 7:09 PM, edjr said:

out. forever. fock you

Is this a thing?

[WhiteWonder 2,674]

Jerry, good luck with everything. My thoughts are with ya bud. If I can be of any help just let me know. 
 

as for edjr, if he actually is out, I will attempt to get him to Venmo or PP me everyone’s funds that have already been paid and be the bank for the remainder of the season. 

[BiffTannen 866]

@Cloaca du jour

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

Scottie too hottie Sheffler

[BiffTannen 866]

@Alias Detective

[Fumbleweed 516]

So, 8 participants for this tournament? 

[Alias Detective 1,388]

Rory M.

[BiffTannen 866]

1.03 - Bryson DeChambeau 

 

@WhiteWonder

[jerryskids 6,547]

57 minutes ago, Fumbleweed said:

So, 8 participants for this tournament? 

I texted @edjrlast night, he hasn't responded.  

[jerryskids 6,547]

@WhiteWonder OTC

[Alias Detective 1,388]

13 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I texted @edjrlast night, he hasn't responded.  

he turned into a

[WhiteWonder 2,674]

Colin Morikawa

 

[BiffTannen 866]

@patweisers44

[patweisers44 815]

1.05 - Jon Rahm.

In honor of the departed Edjr.

GET RAHMMMMED!!!

@Fumbleweed

[Fumbleweed 516]

1.06- Ludvig Aberg

[BiffTannen 866]

@jerryskids

[jerryskids 6,547]

Justin Thomas

@dain11279

[dain11279 963]

Speef

Sugar Shane Lowry

 

@jerryskids