Rafael Devers starts season 0 for 19 with 15 strikeouts

[seafoam1 2,824]

Focking OUCH. And, he's their designated HITTER. 

 

Career stats

Year Year	Team Team	GP Games played	AB At bats	R Runs	H Hits	RBI Runs batted in	BB Walks	SO Strikeouts	Avg Batting average
2025	Red Sox	5	19	0	0	1	4	15	.000

[weepaws 3,158]

Life changing news.  

[Tebok 347]

Kind of like you and your lame attempts at posting.

All L's.

[seafoam1 2,824]

22 minutes ago, Tebok said:

Kind of like you and your lame attempts at posting.

All L's.

Poor pimpledoosh. You really have been hurting lately haven't you? 

You are now turning into a weepypaws type weirdo. TDS must hurt. 

[posty 2,631]

35 minutes ago, Tebok said:

Kind of like you and your lame attempts at posting.

All L's.

LOL.  Yup…

[seafoam1 2,824]

5 minutes ago, posty said:

LOL.  Yup…

"Yup". Beaky buzzard chimes in. What a dumbass.  

 

[Thornton Melon 616]

I wonder if he'll have more strikeouts this season than any pitcher has ever thrown. He's on pace for 486. Seems it would be easy to hit 383 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,024]

Fat. Anyone looking to pay Vlad a fortune should take heed. 

[MDC 7,179]

1 hour ago, Tebok said:

Kind of like you and your lame attempts at posting.

All L's.

 

[jbycho 638]

That has to suck. I bet the guy can't sleep at night. It's another version of having the yips. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,885]

Who is Racheal Deavers?

[jbycho 638]

8 hours ago, Tebok said:

Kind of like you and your lame attempts at posting.

All L's.

Poor rusty. I've reduced the blue hair bltch to mush. 

[avoiding injuries 1,524]

I’m hoping this slump lasts for at least two more games. 
He’s going to get out of it eventually. 

[seafoam1 2,824]

9 minutes ago, avoiding injuries said:

I’m hoping this slump lasts for at least two more games. 
He’s going to get out of it eventually. 

Yep. He probably will. And they can't sit him. That would be the worst thing they could do. 

[Hawkeye21 2,382]

He needs the torpedo bat.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,024]

He needs slim fast 

[supermike80 1,839]

Wow...thats crazy

[steeler6 16]

Tony Gwynn had 15 strike outs in 585 ABs in 1995. 

[posty 2,631]

5 hours ago, steeler6 said:

Tony Gwynn had 15 strike outs in 585 ABs in 1995. 

I saw that as well…. Just incredible…

[Thornton Melon 616]

1 hour ago, posty said:

I saw that as well…. Just incredible…

Joe Sewell laughs....

[posty 2,631]

This thread didn’t age well…

[supermike80 1,839]

1 hour ago, posty said:

This thread didn’t age well…

Hes batting .087 right now dummy.  

[seafoam1 2,824]

1 hour ago, posty said:

This thread didn’t age well…

Kind of like you and your boyfriend. 

[Tebok 347]

Better than your strikeout record with trannies.

[seafoam1 2,824]

4 minutes ago, Tebok said:

Better than your strikeout record with trannies.

You always hits a homerun with the trannies. Pimpledoosh is very popular with the male cross-dressers. 

[Tebok 347]

Peefoam sits restlessly in his mom's basement, obsessing over what strangers have to say on a low-rent, lightly trafficked message board, dreaming of having a morbidly obese girlfriend that puts up with his childishness because she's bored with finger ramming her fish hole. 

[seafoam1 2,824]

4 hours ago, Tebok said:

Peefoam sits restlessly in his mom's basement, obsessing over what strangers have to say on a low-rent, lightly trafficked message board, dreaming of having a morbidly obese girlfriend that puts up with his childishness because she's bored with finger ramming her fish hole. 

Pimpledoosh being yet another pee guy. 

How many times in your 30 years pimpledoosh on this site, along with your many dozens of aliases and 100s of thousands of posts here, and doing nothing else in your life, have you used that old "sitting in mom's basement on a low rent, lightly trafficked message board" schtick comment? You are literally the epitome of that imagery. You poor little weasel. You sound exactly like mdcack.

It's fun to point out the truth. 

[Gepetto 1,307]

Rafael Devers 2025 season as of May 17th.

52 for 180    .289 average  9 HRs  .517 SLG  .920 OPS - 13th best in all of MLB

This is why stats are meaningless when the sample size is small.

[posty 2,631]

37 minutes ago, Gepetto said:

This is why stats are meaningless when the sample size is small.

Funny you mention small when talking about seafoam…

[seafoam1 2,824]

6 hours ago, posty said:

Funny you mention small when talking about seafoam…

This is fun how triggered you are. 

[seafoam1 2,824]

6 hours ago, Gepetto said:

Rafael Devers 2025 season as of May 17th.

52 for 180    .289 average  9 HRs  .517 SLG  .920 OPS - 13th best in all of MLB

This is why stats are meaningless when the sample size is small.

That has nothing to do with it. No one predicted he was gonna be bad, just that he struck out 15 time in 19 at bats. That doesn't happen all that often. Cold slumps? Yeah. 

striking out 75%+ in your first 19 at bats? No.  

[Tebok 347]

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[posty 2,631]

42 minutes ago, Tebok said:

Ditto

[supermike80 1,839]

He's definitely recovered.