first pron you ever saw without your parents

[edjr 6,627]

Bad To The Bone 

My neighbor who was a year older than me had it. Watched it in his living room with a few other kids. 

Will never forget that song because of it. 

[TheNewGirl 1,514]

My parents had the "black box" cable thing where we were getting all the channels. 

I stumbled upon one of the pron channels, can't remember the title. I was fairly young and didn't really know what I was watching. 

But I did remember the channel number for times that they were out of the house, hahaha. 

[Strike 5,654]

Just now, TheNewGirl said:

My parents had the "black box" cable thing where we were getting all the channels. 

I stumbled upon one of the pron channels, can't remember the title. I was fairly young and didn't really know what I was watching. 

But I did remember the channel number for times that they were out of the house, hahaha. 

We got he scrambled version of those channels.  

[edjr 6,627]

Just now, TheNewGirl said:

My parents had the "black box" cable thing where we were getting all the channels. 

I stumbled upon one of the pron channels, can't remember the title. I was fairly young and didn't really know what I was watching. 

But I did remember the channel number for times that they were out of the house, hahaha. 

What age were you able to fit an  ?

[TheNewGirl 1,514]

Just now, Strike said:

We got he scrambled version of those channels.  

We had that for a while too, and then suddenly it was coming in clear. 

[TheNewGirl 1,514]

Just now, edjr said:

What age were you able to fit an  ?

Ed, this is gross. Stop.

[edjr 6,627]

Just now, Strike said:

We got he scrambled version of those channels.  

    Fact

[edjr 6,627]

Just now, TheNewGirl said:

Ed, this is gross. Stop.

peefoam was 14

[Hawkeye21 2,406]

I think it was an Emanuel movie on Cinemax.  There were some Shannon Tweed movies as well.

[MikeMatt 150]

Caligula- mom walked in and I had to turn it off. 
I thought it was a history movie

[edjr 6,627]

Just now, Hawkeye21 said:

I think it was an Emanuel movie on Cinemax.  There were some Shannon Tweed movies as well.

I can't be the only person here who waxed the dolphin to Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling back in the 80s

[edjr 6,627]

Just now, MikeMatt said:

Caligula- mom walked in and I had to turn it off. 

Have you seen the new one?   

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt29703523/

[Hawkeye21 2,406]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

I can't be the only person here who waxed the dolphin to Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling back in the 80s

I was a little young for that yet.  I was born in 83.

[Strike 5,654]

2 minutes ago, edjr said:

I can't be the only person here who waxed the dolphin to Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling back in the 80s

Probably not but that's not really porn by definition so might be worthy of another thread.  We can also include the Sears Catalog in that thread.

[edjr 6,627]

1 minute ago, Strike said:

Probably not but that's not really porn by definition so might be worthy of another thread.  We can also include the Sears Catalog in that thread.

I used to have a GF that would blow me and when she did I would look at Victoria's Secret catalog

[Hawkeye21 2,406]

I remember watching Rhonda Sheer's, Up All Night, on USA when I was a kid.

[patweisers44 850]

18 minutes ago, edjr said:

I can't be the only person here who waxed the dolphin to Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling back in the 80s

.....From Hog Hollow, Nebraska....Amy....the Farmer's Daughter !!!!

[edjr 6,627]

3 minutes ago, patweisers44 said:

.....From Hog Hollow, Nebraska....Amy....the Farmer's Daughter !!!!

Hog swallow?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,477]

36 minutes ago, Strike said:

We got he scrambled version of those channels.  

 We called it squiggly pron

[BufordT 436]

Weird thread title. 

[edjr 6,627]

9 minutes ago, BufordT said:

Weird thread title. 

 

[nobody 2,705]

None.  I only watch porn with my parents.

[edjr 6,627]

3 minutes ago, nobody said:

None.  I only watch porn with my parents.

 

[TBayXXXVII 2,563]

59 minutes ago, edjr said:

I can't be the only person here who waxed the dolphin to Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling back in the 80s

I was a fan of the girls on the Gladiators show.

[edjr 6,627]

Just now, TBayXXXVII said:

I was a fan of the girls on the Gladiators show.

 

[TBayXXXVII 2,563]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

 

lol

My favorite: https://share.google/images/3zEm2x13TlSR3uZAV

[The Elevator Killer 578]

I don't know if it had a name, but it on the wall of some cave with sticky floors. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,477]

 How I finger fawked my mom

[Sandy Loam 193]

I was in high school and house sitting for a couple who were my parents' friends. I invited over a buddy to spend the night there and watch movies on the VHS, which were relatively new at the time.

My friend was convinced that there was pron somewhere in the house, so we went looking through closets. I hear him scream for joy from the master-bedroom closet, and I ran to find him gazing at about a dozen pron movies on a closet shelf.

The first one we watched was "Debbie Does Dallas," followed by "Candy Goes to Hollywood" and "Behind the Green Door," which I believe is the OG hardcore pron movie.

The next weekend, I was at a marching band keg party and invited a bunch of guys over to drink, smoke week and watch pron.

The couple had left me a huge jar full of Oreo cookings, and when the guys got the munchies, they drained that Oreo jar.

We sat in chairs and on couches with pillows over our laps to conceal the boners.

I left the house all tidy, with everything put back into place, but the couple upon return got suspicious about the empty cooking jar and called my mom. I got on the phone and said I'd had some friends over one night, and we drank milks and ate all those cookies as we watched "Star Wars" on some bootleg video.

Something else must have led them to being suspicious. Years later, I told my mom what really happened, and she thought it was hilarious.

 

[Strike 5,654]

5 minutes ago, Sandy Loam said:

I was in high school and house sitting for a couple who were my parents' friends. I invited over a buddy to spend the night there and watch movies on the VHS, which were relatively new at the time.

My friend was convinced that there was pron somewhere in the house, so we went looking through closets. I hear him scream for joy from the master-bedroom closet, and I ran to find him gazing at about a dozen pron movies on a closet shelf.

The first one we watched was "Debbie Does Dallas," followed by "Candy Goes to Hollywood" and "Behind the Green Door," which I believe is the OG hardcore pron movie.

The next weekend, I was at a marching band keg party and invited a bunch of guys over to drink, smoke week and watch pron.

The couple had left me a huge jar full of Oreo cookings, and when the guys got the munchies, they drained that Oreo jar.

We sat in chairs and on couches with pillows over our laps to conceal the boners.

I left the house all tidy, with everything put back into place, but the couple upon return got suspicious about the empty cooking jar and called my mom. I got on the phone and said I'd had some friends over one night, and we drank milks and ate all those cookies as we watched "Star Wars" on some bootleg video.

Something else must have led them to being suspicious. Years later, I told my mom what really happened, and she thought it was hilarious.

 

You watched porn with a bunch of dudes?

[MikeMatt 150]

14 minutes ago, Strike said:

You watched porn with a bunch of dudes?

I had one friend that kept suggesting we (bunch of guys) should watch porn. Most of us all were like no way man WTF. 

[MikeMatt 150]

57 minutes ago, nobody said:

None.  I only watch porn with my parents.

That’s funny. I only make porn with your parents. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,477]

2 hours ago, Strike said:

You watched porn with a bunch of dudes?

 Again, my two best friends and I  would go to Time Saver to get freezes and candy.Mind you, uwe were in eigth grade. Then we’d go to the video store.They had the back room and the owner would let just one of us any day we ughhh, came. We’d had a batters lineup. One friend would put a blanket over him and we would leave the room. My other friend didn’t  care and use my mom’s neck massager over his shorts. I would just go to my room and do my sausage bop. First two were a Seka and Chamber gooduns.

[edjr 6,627]

39 minutes ago, Strike said:

You watched porn with a bunch of dudes?

That is usually how it starts

[edjr 6,627]

22 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

That’s funny. I only make porn with your parents. 

Irony. I only make porn with your mom 

[Hawkeye21 2,406]

1 hour ago, Strike said:

You watched porn with a bunch of dudes?

Back in high school?  Yep.  When we would go to my friend's house to hang out and drink, he always put on the porn he had.

In college my buddy had a porn called, Red Hot Rookies.  We would watch that sometimes and laugh at how ridiculous it was.  There was a midget in it.  We still make jokes about it.

[edjr 6,627]

13 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Back in high school?  Yep.  When we would go to my friend's house to hang out and drink, he always put on the porn he had.

In college my buddy had a porn called, Red Hot Rookies.  We would watch that sometimes and laugh at how ridiculous it was.  There was a midget in it.  We still make jokes about it.

100% 

[MikeMatt 150]

38 minutes ago, edjr said:

Irony. I only make porn with your mom 

I didnt know there was a demand for Corky porn. 

[edjr 6,627]

Just now, MikeMatt said:

I didnt know there was a demand for Corky porn. 

Not a nice thing to say about your mom.

[Sandy Loam 193]

20 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Back in high school?  Yep.  When we would go to my friend's house to hang out and drink, he always put on the porn he had.

In college my buddy had a porn called, Red Hot Rookies.  We would watch that sometimes and laugh at how ridiculous it was.  There was a midget in it.  We still make jokes about it.

There was a movie theater across the street from my college dorm, and they'd show pron for midnight movies, and the house was packed.

People came there to yell stuff at the movie and make mom jokes and stuff about other people in the audience.

It was pretty funny.