Need Help Naming the last place Fantasy Team from Last Year

[avoiding injuries 1,619]

So I won the league championship last year :pause for congratulations: and the one of perks is to name the last place team.  The league is full with a majority of teachers and thus liberals, but we all joke and get along. My team name is MAGA to put things in perspective. The team I’m naming isn’t a typical liberal, more political apathetic and we are good friends, but I’d like to get a name that will trigger the other players when they have to talk about his team. 
Start throwing out some ideas. Nobody will take this serious and it’s light hearted, like normal people act. 

[Maximum Overkill 2,149]

The Cowboys 

[frank 2,316]

OOTMFTITL

[MDC 7,587]

Epstein Islanders

[Nomad99 776]

Dept of Re-education 

Gerrymanderer's

Mansplainers

Ice Ice Baby 

Tariffs Work

4 More Years

The Reparations 

[edjr 6,681]

Biden vs stairs

[Thornton Melon 632]

Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific

[patweisers44 856]

Sandpaper Handjobs

[The Elevator Killer 658]

The Women Beaters

[weepaws 3,232]

Name it, the elevator loser.   Stop breathing out of your mouth

[The Elevator Killer 658]

3 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Name it, the elevator loser.   Stop breathing out of your mouth

If your IQ was any lower we would need the guy from Idiocracy that could talk to plants to communicate with you. 

[WhiteWonder 2,820]

The Deported

Will Mow Your Lawn For Fantasy Points

Oops I Fell Down Again

Turn Off MSNBC

Let Me See Your TDS  (Big Ole TDS)

Let's Go Brandon... Aiyuk

The Minority Report

DEI Saved My League Spot

I Identify As Last Place

My Pronouns Are Last/Loser

 

[WhiteWonder 2,820]

Transitioning To The Womens League

NFLgbtqxyz123

 

[avoiding injuries 1,619]

On 8/25/2025 at 1:05 PM, WhiteWonder said:

Transitioning To The Womens League

NFLgbtqxyz123

 

I like this. May simplify it as “LGBTQIA2S+”
“Justin Tucker’s Masseuse” is also in consideration bc it’s a Baltimore based league and I’m a Redskins fan. 
 

thanks all

[Meglamaniac 642]

14 minutes ago, avoiding injuries said:

I like this. May simplify it as “LGBTQIA2S+”
“Justin Tucker’s Masseuse” is also in consideration bc it’s a Baltimore based league and I’m a Redskins fan. 
 

thanks all

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[WhiteWonder 2,820]

2 hours ago, avoiding injuries said:

May simplify it as “LGBTQIA2S+”

but where is the subtle jab in that?

 

i enjoy Big Ole TDS.  it's a classic FF name with a 2025 relevant twist