Aggressive Hep-C/ Herpes/ COVID monkey on the loose in Mississippi

[cmh6476 1,114]

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A truck hauling monkeys from Tulane University in New Orleans, flipped on a Mississippi highway, freeing several large, "aggressive" monkeys.

After the wreck, which happened north of Heidelberg, multiple rhesus monkeys escaped into the community, according to the Jasper County Sheriff's Office.

"The monkeys are approximately 40lbs, they are aggressive to humans, and they require PPE [personal protective equipment] to handle," the sheriff's office wrote in a Facebook post.

"We are continuing to look for the one monkey that is still on the loose," the sheriff's office wrote in a Facebook post. "Do not approach the monkeys if you see one. Call 911."

[thegeneral 3,554]

Do not approach the angry herpes aids monkey. Noted.

[cmh6476 1,114]

Paging Dustin Hoffman...

[weepaws 3,318]

Trumps America, losing. 

[easilyscan 1,004]

28 Days Later

[Mark Davis 424]

I know that area pretty well.  Those folks don't want Hep C from some monkey, they prefer to get it the good old fashioned way, by reusing needles.  Last I heard only one was left unaccounted for.  I guarantee you there are rednecks with rifles out there hunting that one right now.

[TimHauck 3,285]

Is this where @Hardcore troubadour has been?

[thegeneral 3,554]

17 minutes ago, Mark Davis said:

I know that area pretty well.  Those folks don't want Hep C from some monkey, they prefer to get it the good old fashioned way, by reusing needles.  Last I heard only one was left unaccounted for.  I guarantee you there are rednecks with rifles out there hunting that one right now.

This could be a reality show.

[MikeMatt 352]

I’d worry about Bunny but alcohol kills all those germs and diseases. He good. 
 

Although he called me tonight and I couldn’t answer. Hope it wasn’t to tell me he fawked a monkey -  

@BunnysBastatrds

[BunnysBastatrds 2,582]

55 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

I’d worry about Bunny but alcohol kills all those germs and diseases. He good. 
 

Although he called me tonight and I couldn’t answer. Hope it wasn’t to tell me he fawked a monkey -  

@BunnysBastatrds

 I sawr it. She was bugaru. Thought about fingering her.

[Maximum Overkill 2,401]

7 hours ago, cmh6476 said:

aggressive" monkeys.

That's racist 

[MikeMatt 352]

1 hour ago, Maximum Overkill said:

That's racist 

 

[Kopy 589]

7 hours ago, Mark Davis said:

I know that area pretty well.  Those folks don't want Hep C from some monkey, they prefer to get it the good old fashioned way, by reusing needles.  Last I heard only one was left unaccounted for.  I guarantee you there are rednecks with rifles out there hunting that one right now.

To kill, or eat?

[MikeMatt 352]

5 minutes ago, Kopy said:

To kill, or eat?

Procreate

[The Elevator Killer 712]

7 hours ago, thegeneral said:

This could be a reality show.

I got him! I got him!

Nope. You got another colored fella. Stop your screaming. He just shot you in the butt. Here rub some dirt on it.

Bang!

I got him! I got him!

Nope........