What if Trump is the incarnation of an archangel? (Not a political thread)

[Frozenbeernuts 2,532]

That would be kind of cool.

[edjr 7,093]

What if tim or squissy had balls?

[Tree of Knowledge 2,295]

1 minute ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

That would be kind of cool.

Many people are saying this as he continues to smite evil doers and draws fury from the wicked and corrupt.  

[Frozenbeernuts 2,532]

Just now, edjr said:

What if tim or squissy had balls?

It would be the only cases in history where having balls didn't make someone a man

[Frozenbeernuts 2,532]

Just now, Tree of Knowledge said:

Many people are saying this as he continues to smite evil doers and draws fury from the wicked and corrupt.  

Well it would sure explain a lot.

[SaintsInDome2006 856]

6 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

That would be kind of cool.

Close. I think you’re thinking “Arkhangelsk”, now *that would make sense.

[SaintsInDome2006 856]

4 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Many people are saying this as he continues to smite evil doers and draws fury from the wicked and corrupt.  

Right, like his parole officer.

[Frozenbeernuts 2,532]

3 minutes ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

Close. I think you’re thinking “Arkhangelsk”, now *that would make sense.

I don't speak Mexican so idk what that word means

[Frozenbeernuts 2,532]

2 minutes ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

Right, like his parole officer.

Wherever it's coming from, a lot of smite is afoot

[SaintsInDome2006 856]

3 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

Wherever it's coming from, a lot of smite is afoot

Well, that’s where the bone spurs are, so that tracks.

[SaintsInDome2006 856]

4 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

I don't speak Mexican so idk what that word means

Rigghhtttt, es mexicano, amigo!

[Fnord 2,687]

3 minutes ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

Rigghhtttt, es mexicano, amigo!

He's got everything figured out, just ask him. 

Well, except language, it seems.

[Frozenbeernuts 2,532]

4 minutes ago, Fnord said:

He's got everything figured out, just ask him. 

Well, except language, it seems.

I have enough figured out to know not to jump to a conclusion every time something happens. You should try it. It feels good.

[weepaws 3,471]

Lol, OP is nuts.  

[Maximum Overkill 2,702]

Just now, weepaws said:

Lol, OP is nuts.  

Trump is God, only more powerful. 

[Fnord 2,687]

26 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

I have enough figured out to know not to jump to a conclusion every time something happens. You should try it. It feels good.

While your dimestore preacher soapbox diatribes amuse me, that doesn't mean I want to subscribe to your newsletter. I'm good. 

Maybe I AM THE ARCHANGEL. Ever think about that? You should try it. It feels good.

[Frozenbeernuts 2,532]

3 minutes ago, Fnord said:

While your dimestore preacher soapbox diatribes amuse me, that doesn't mean I want to subscribe to your newsletter. I'm good. 

Maybe I AM THE ARCHANGEL. Ever think about that? You should try it. It feels good.

That's all I aim to be, a light of humor for the masses.

I mean if it was true that would be cool, but a little sad you chose to spend your existance here.

I'm not an archangel so I have an excuse for posting stupid stuff.

[HellToupee 2,355]

56 minutes ago, edjr said:

What if tim or squissy had balls?

He’d be your uncle 

[weepaws 3,471]

Just now, Frozenbeernuts said:

That's all I aim to be, a light of humor for the masses.

I mean if it was true that would be cool, but a little sad you chose to spend your existance here.

I'm not an archangel so I have an excuse for posting stupid stuff.

Yes you do, because, your stupid. 

[Frozenbeernuts 2,532]

2 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Yes you do, because, your stupid. 

You're 

[Maximum Overkill 2,702]

1 minute ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

You're 

Forgive him, he's retarded 

[HellToupee 2,355]

1 hour ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

That would be kind of cool.

Wouldn’t surprise me . Look at the divine intervention at Butler Pa

[Frozenbeernuts 2,532]

4 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Forgive him, he's retarded 

Retarded may even be too generous of a mental state for weepaws. 

[Frozenbeernuts 2,532]

Just now, HellToupee said:

Wouldn’t surprise me . Look at the divine intervention at Butler Pa

That was absolutely divine intervention.

[MDC 8,201]

What if monkeys flew out of my butt?  

[Maximum Overkill 2,702]

Just now, MDC said:

What if monkeys flew out of my butt?  

You'd be a billionaire, and very talented. 

[jerryskids 7,245]

2 minutes ago, MDC said:

What if monkeys flew out of my butt?  

you'd be a... monkey death car?   

[The Elevator Killer 736]

6 minutes ago, MDC said:

What if monkeys flew out of my butt?  

The singing kind or the poop throwing kind?

[Frozenbeernuts 2,532]

7 minutes ago, MDC said:

What if monkeys flew out of my butt?  

Theoretically, would you make more money if they flew out of your butt or into your butt?

[Maximum Overkill 2,702]

11 minutes ago, MDC said:

What if monkeys flew out of my butt?  

You'd have a Residency in Vegas 7 days a week. 

[MDC 8,201]

6 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

The singing kind or the poop throwing kind?

Does it have to be one or the other? 

[Frozenbeernuts 2,532]

Just now, MDC said:

Does it have to be one or the other? 

Yes. You can't have it all. It's like playing super heroes with the kids. You can't choose every super power.

[The Elevator Killer 736]

6 minutes ago, MDC said:

Does it have to be one or the other? 

Well I guess the singing kind can throw poop too. 

 

[HellToupee 2,355]

27 minutes ago, MDC said:

What if monkeys flew out of my butt?  

Better chance of having a hamster crawling out

[cmh6476 1,171]

1 hour ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

Well, that’s where the bone spurs are, so that tracks.

I may change my name to ChiefsInDome2031

[MDC 8,201]

2 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

Better chance of having a hamster crawling out

That hamster isn’t going anywhere.  

[Frozenbeernuts 2,532]

58 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Lol, OP is nuts.  

I know you are but what am I?

[SaintsInDome2006 856]

2 minutes ago, cmh6476 said:

I may change my name to ChiefsInDome2031

Buddy I hope not. Happy for Oletha I guess, but the Chiefs belong outdoors. 

[Frozenbeernuts 2,532]

3 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

Better chance of having a hamster crawling out

Hamster is a little more traditional

[The Elevator Killer 736]

2 minutes ago, MDC said:

That hamster isn’t going anywhere.  

Just as well. I mean how far can he fling poop with those little front legs?