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#6376596 What weird ass question would you ask god?

Posted by shorepatrol on 15 December 2018 - 09:51 PM

Why can't I have this in my living room nightly 8lb 6oz baby jesus?

#6373682 Protests In Paris

Posted by shorepatrol on 11 December 2018 - 03:21 PM

So are you advocating violence against police? Am I missing the point? I believe you are implying the reason we need to protect the second amendment and keep our guns is in case the police get to physical and we can fight back. Did I misread that?

Of course you did. Youre a focking moron

#6370778 Jaguars at Titans: In-Game Discussion

Posted by shorepatrol on 06 December 2018 - 09:20 PM

Where has this D been all year?

Your wife asked me that  :banana:

#6367360 Michael Buffer

Posted by shorepatrol on 01 December 2018 - 05:06 PM

I wish his new commercial was. Hurts the ears. If you haven’t heard it, just wait with the remote in striking distance. Trust me.

I wanna smash sh!t when that commercial comes on 

#6363094 What brand of power tools do you prefer ?

Posted by shorepatrol on 24 November 2018 - 07:11 PM

4 times a year using it? Cheap, but get good accessories (blades, bits etc). Contractor. Expensive sh!t. I have rigid battery powered stuff, it's been fine for me. Craigslist for the corded stuff  

#6362640 New Music I can't stop listening to - PART 2

Posted by shorepatrol on 22 November 2018 - 11:53 PM

#6361639 Thanksgiving items your preparing...

Posted by shorepatrol on 20 November 2018 - 08:16 PM

A patient of mine today gave me some elk backstrap and tenderized elk steak from his sons hunt last week  :banana:  :banana: I'm gonna make chili with it along with all the regular turkey day food.  :doublethumbsup:

#6361611 Pit bulls: loaded weapon or misunderstood?

Posted by shorepatrol on 20 November 2018 - 07:31 PM

My loaded weapon ate more of my tree in the whiskey barrel today 😡

#6360972 Monday Night Football

Posted by shorepatrol on 19 November 2018 - 10:14 PM

What a fuckin game...Just amazing   :thumbsup:


#6360867 ***OFFICIAL Chiefs v Rams en mexico no mas Thread***

Posted by shorepatrol on 19 November 2018 - 08:26 PM

Reid trying to get too cute running the option left 2 plays on a row down close.

That 2nd play was doomed from the start.

Andy does that sh!t constantly at the goal line. It's hilarious

#6360718 Kacey Musgraves

Posted by shorepatrol on 19 November 2018 - 05:48 PM


#6355944 Clear PET scan, b1tches!

Posted by shorepatrol on 12 November 2018 - 02:25 PM


#6354652 MAGA daughter!

Posted by shorepatrol on 09 November 2018 - 10:51 PM


Lesson #1 in life.  You work as family to get ahead.  That means sharing resources and pulling together.  Lesson #2 in life is to convince everyone ELSE that the correct way to get ahead is to try to be self-sufficient and do as much as you can on your own.  With lessons #1 and #2, your family gets ahead of all the rest.


She refused resources from the family.  She failed lesson #1.  You actually think it is a good thing.  You failed lesson #2.  


Life is brutal and unfair, but those are really the ONLY 2 lessons to get.  You failed them both.  What that means is your family is much more likely to make stupid errors that can be avoided if you learned how to work together, and even tho you think you've done life the correct way, you will oddly find your family falling behind the curve.


Let me tell you, the people in the original 13 colonies that founded this nation didn't believe in doing things on their own.  In fact it was the COMPLETE opposite. The founding fathers succeeded because they learned to collaborate, share resources, pull together.  Everything you are cheering is the OPPOSITE of MAGA.

I hope we can meet up someday and discuss this. 

#6354637 MAGA daughter!

Posted by shorepatrol on 09 November 2018 - 09:58 PM

Promoted to assistant manager at 19 years old making 40k. Still going to college and paying her own way. ( I offered to pay and she said "NO, I got this Dad" I couldn't be more proud.  :banana:  :overhead:  ( Still hate the boyfriend  :mad: )

#6352110 Mid-Term Results

Posted by shorepatrol on 06 November 2018 - 10:29 PM

VETO and court appointments are locked in. MAGA. Libs will lock in MAGA 2020 with retarded ######. This is gloriuous