Phurfur 70 Posted May 2, 2013 When do you suppose was the last time old wrinkled pecker had sex with a woman? Ten years ago? Twenty? He doesn't even enjoy watching a hot video featuring topless, beautiful women. Shoot me when I get to that point. Please Yup, you are winner but I forgot why. Is it because you get off watching videos featuring topless, beautiful women? Get a life loser you aren't in HS anymore. Or are you????? I am also assuming you cannot keep a woman either? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,334 Posted May 2, 2013 Yup, you are winner but I forgot why. Is it because you get off watching videos featuring topless, beautiful women? Get a life loser you aren't in HS anymore. Or are you????? I am also assuming you cannot keep a woman either? Damn, Phurfur Even though BB has GOTY wrapped up for the next century or so, Newbs posted a vid that rivals the stripper cam from a few years ago. Hell, it's 100% better than the stripper cam vid given the brunette in this vid. Do I need to add you to my who is more ghey pole? Yep...I do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phurfur 70 Posted May 2, 2013 Damn, Phurfur Even though BB has GOTY wrapped up for the next century or so, Newbs posted a vid that rivals the stripper cam from a few years ago. Hell, it's 100% better than the stripper cam vid given the brunette in this vid. Do I need to add you to my who is more ghey pole? Yep...I do Come on, at least act like you have been there before. Beautiful women, boobs, they are all around you. "It's supposed to be a good party." "What does that mean? Good dip?" "No, there'll be girls there." "There's girls everywhere. I go out of my apartment, there's girls in the elevator. They're in cafeterias, subways, so what?" - George and Jerry, in "The Stranded" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted May 2, 2013 Yup, you are winner but I forgot why. Is it because you get off watching videos featuring topless, beautiful women? Get a life loser you aren't in HS anymore. Or are you????? I am also assuming you cannot keep a woman either? Wow dude. I guess I have to add flaming homo to the list of things that makes you different than everyone else. Don't watch the video if attractive women with beautiful, natural breasts do nothing for you. There are much better songs out there. Just watch those. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzen 0 Posted May 2, 2013 Yup, you are winner but I forgot why. Is it because you get off watching videos featuring topless, beautiful women? Get a life loser you aren't in HS anymore. Or are you????? I am also assuming you cannot keep a woman either? Put a sock in it old man...you need to hook up your nutsack to a car battery and see if a jolt can remind you what holding a man card entails. Until then, yours has been revoked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted May 2, 2013 Just watched it again. The chicks are still hot and I still haven't heard the song. God bless the mute button! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted May 2, 2013 Emily Ratajkowski Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 2, 2013 forget the chicks, that song rocked Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 2, 2013 yep, sitting there with my wifey and this commercial comes on. I'm like FOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK, and then she stares at me like I'm doing something wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,334 Posted May 3, 2013 Come on, at least act like you have been there before. Beautiful women, boobs, they are all around you. "It's supposed to be a good party." "What does that mean? Good dip?" "No, there'll be girls there." "There's girls everywhere. I go out of my apartment, there's girls in the elevator. They're in cafeterias, subways, so what?" - George and Jerry, in "The Stranded" I've been there before. Prolly focked more wimmen folk than any other geek here, but the fact still remains that the brunette in the vid is beyond hawt. To Newbs and I, anyway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,334 Posted May 3, 2013 forget the chicks, that song rocked I'm pretty sure it's because of the vid, but I'm actually starting to like the song Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted May 3, 2013 forget the chicks, that song rocked The one in the Carlsjr ad? Kinda rednecky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted May 3, 2013 Just saw the video (edited version) used in a Radio Shack commercial... laughed the whole time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,334 Posted May 3, 2013 The one in the Carlsjr ad? Kinda rednecky. Says the Geek Clubs King Redneck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted May 3, 2013 I've been there before. Prolly focked more wimmen folk than any other geek here, but the fact still remains that the brunette in the vid is beyond hawt. To Newbs and I, anyway I agree with everything Sux said. Except I'm pretty sure I banged more chicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted May 3, 2013 Says the Geek Clubs King Redneck Wouldn't the King know WTF sounds rednecky, Mr. I'm Leading The Bored Most Queer Poll I Started Even Though I'm Not An Option? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 986 Posted May 3, 2013 That brunette looks like the first girl I ever slept with, better though. Great thread! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 986 Posted May 3, 2013 She's supposed to be in a new Maroon 5 video. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAyOHQ6CAAErNjM.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 3, 2013 I agree with everything Sux said. Except I'm pretty sure I banged more chicks. I'm proud to say I haven't Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted May 3, 2013 Wouldn't the King know WTF sounds rednecky, Mr. I'm Leading The Bored Most Queer Poll I Started Even Though I'm Not An Option? Gettem' RP - don't let that California focker talk smack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 3, 2013 Wouldn't the King know WTF sounds rednecky, Mr. I'm Leading The Bored Most Queer Poll I Started Even Though I'm Not An Option? <------------ Is that you, dancing on Sux's head...? NOW THAT'S QUEER! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted May 3, 2013 Is that you, dancing on Sux's head...? NOW THAT'S QUEER! What about this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 3, 2013 What about this? <--------- Is that Sux, wriggling around on your head...? THAT'S EVEN MORE QUEER! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted May 3, 2013 Is that Sux, wriggling around on your head...? THAT'S EVEN MORE QUEER! There is a reason he is leading the poll he isn't a part of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,334 Posted May 3, 2013 Along those lines... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKCshl9cM5E&NR=1&feature=endscreen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,334 Posted May 3, 2013 I agree with everything Sux said. Except I'm pretty sure I banged more chicks. Possibly...I just figured that since I've never been married and only had one serious GF for only 3 years that I would prolly have the record here. Then again, I was 19 or 20 my first time. Also, given the collection of losers here, I thought I was pretty safe with my comment. My # is around 100 give or take a few. If you have been doing the DJ stuff since high school, then you prolly have me beat. Asswhole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,334 Posted May 3, 2013 There is a reason he is leading the poll he isn't a part of. Just be grateful that I didn't add your name to the pole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted May 3, 2013 Possibly...I just figured that since I've never been married and only had one serious GF for only 3 years that I would prolly have the record here. Then again, I was 19 or 20 my first time. Also, given the collection of losers here, I thought I was pretty safe with my comment. My # is around 100 give or take a few. If you have been doing the DJ stuff since high school, then you prolly have me beat. Asswhole If you're at 100, you have me beat. That damn 15 years of marriage really put a damper on my number. However, I'm at 14 post-divorce. And that hasn't hasn't changed in over a year. I used to know the number. Had it written down she I was younger. I was near fifty before I got married. I'd say I'm around 65 total. You whoooore! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted June 17, 2013 Don't look now, but this song is now #1 on the Billboard charts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted June 17, 2013 Don't look now, but this song is now #1 on the Billboard charts. Just even more proof of my earlier statement that Billboard sucks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted June 17, 2013 Don't look now, but this song is now #1 on the Billboard charts. I actually like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted June 17, 2013 I actually like it. I do too. At first, I just enjoyed it because of the video. But it really grew on me. Has an awesome beat to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted June 17, 2013 Just even more proof of my earlier statement that Billboard sucks... Psssst. Billboard doesn't randomly name the top songs. It is a calculation of all the downloads, purchases, and streamings. Blame the listeners of the country, not the company that compiles the figures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,334 Posted June 18, 2013 I do too. At first, I just enjoyed it because of the video. But it really grew on me. Has an awesome beat to it. I hate to admit that I 100% feel the exact same way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted June 18, 2013 I do too. At first, I just enjoyed it because of the video. But it really grew on me. Has an awesome beat to it. Just when I am all set to 100% agree with you......you post something like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,334 Posted July 30, 2013 It's so hot when the brunette mouths "Meow" in the early part of the video. :BOING: BOING, indeed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted July 30, 2013 This video is banned on YouTube. They only have the edited version. It's Robin Thicke, Pharrell, and T.I. The song is called Blurred Lines. And features three naked models. The dark-haired white chick is smoking hot! Check this out..... http://www.vevo.com/watch/robin-thicke/blurred-lines-unrated-version/USUV71300526 Not nearly as hot as the one I posted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted July 30, 2013 The goat stole the show; but that's just me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted July 30, 2013 The goat stole the show; but that's just me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted July 30, 2013 I would hope that hot topless women dancing is one time we could all come together. Not come together literally, you know, unless that's your thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites