edjr 5,596 Posted April 24, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9xroOuggoc 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,655 Posted April 24, 2018 I'm having kind of a crappy day. I dropped my girlfriend's little kid. In a way, it's my girlfriend's fault. I never asked to be a pallbearer anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,596 Posted April 24, 2018 If you haven't seen his special on netflix, you have to see it. https://www.netflix.com/title/80043049 "My uncle John runs a summer camp for kids about to be molested" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 24, 2018 If you haven't seen his special on netflix, you have to see it. https://www.netflix.com/title/80043049 "My uncle John runs a summer camp for kids about to be molested" Will definitely look it up. I'm so going to hell for laughing at that though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,596 Posted April 24, 2018 Will definitely look it up. I'm so going to hell for laughing at that though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,570 Posted April 24, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W8--pRKs8I Gilbert Gottfired goes to war with Amy Heckerling's babysitter with Holocaust and underage girl jokes on the Howard Stern show. I heard this live on the air in '97 as I was driving home and actually had to pull off to the side of the road because I was laughing so hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,596 Posted April 24, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W8--pRKs8I Gilbert Gottfired goes to war with Amy Heckerling's babysitter with Holocaust and underage girl jokes on the Howard Stern show. I heard this live on the air in '97 as I was driving home and actually had to pull off to the side of the road because I was laughing so hard. Howie Hampton's is a pathetic liberal joke now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted April 24, 2018 You got to know how clumsy that little lad was 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,596 Posted April 24, 2018 You got to know how clumsy that little lad was Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,300 Posted April 24, 2018 I think this is HORRIBLE...But funny 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,300 Posted April 24, 2018 This is Bob. Bob has no arms.... Knock Knock Who's there? It isn't Bob. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 25, 2018 If you haven't seen his special on netflix, you have to see it. https://www.netflix.com/title/80043049 "My uncle John runs a summer camp for kids about to be molested" That was awsome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
giraldi02 470 Posted April 25, 2018 This is Bob. Bob has no arms.... Knock Knock Who's there? It isn't Bob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,346 Posted April 25, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9xroOuggoc Gypsybrat was watching the whole thing tonight when I walked in earlier tonight... Sux: Whacha watching? Gypsy: Some comedian edjr turned me on to Sux: Is he funny? Gypsy: Oh yea... I ended up watching the last 40 minutes with him and laughing my ass off... Dude is morbid as all hell. Edjr, after it was over, i told Gypsy about how funny Carlin was, but I don't know his best stand up "concert" Being that you are his biggest fan, post a link or vid of your favorite here, please Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,570 Posted April 25, 2018 Anthony Jesenick's standup routine is what would happen if phillybear had a son to write comedy for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,596 Posted April 25, 2018 Gypsybrat was watching the whole thing tonight when I walked in earlier tonight... Sux: Whacha watching? Gypsy: Some comedian edjr turned me on to Sux: Is he funny? Gypsy: Oh yea... I ended up watching the last 40 minutes with him and laughing my ass off... Dude is morbid as all hell. Edjr, after it was over, i told Gypsy about how funny Carlin was, but I don't know his best stand up "concert" Being that you are his biggest fan, post a link or vid of your favorite here, please Love it. Sure, I know every one of his specials very well. On Location: George Carlin at USC 1977 George Carlin: Again! 1978 Carlin at Carnegie 1982 Carlin on Campus 1984 Playin' with Your Head 1986 What Am I Doing in New Jersey? 1988 Doin' It Again 1990 Jammin' in New York 1992 Back in Town 1996 George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy 1997 You Are All Diseased 1999 Complaints and Grievances 2001 Life Is Worth Losing 2005 It's Bad for Ya 2008 I had listened to Carlin, because of a friend that was a year older than me. We listened on record, I had never actually seen him Then came,1986 and I was 14, and his special 'Playing With Your Head" came on HBO. I recorded it to VHS and played it till it didn't come in clear. I absolutely fell in love with the dude. My friend and I started memorizing bits from the show and doing them for family. Here is the whole show, for free. Enjoy Fast forward to the 7 minute mark, not sure what the black and white bit is all about. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a8p17 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,346 Posted April 27, 2018 bump for big dog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 27, 2018 bump for big dog Who? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,596 Posted April 27, 2018 bump for big dog He calls his handsome roommate big dog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 27, 2018 He calls his handsome roommate big dog When did he get a new roommate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,596 Posted April 27, 2018 When did he get a new roommate? don't you talk bad about Gypsy, aka James Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 27, 2018 don't you talk bad about Gypsy, aka James Come on, you've seen him in some of Sux's videos. I'm not saying that he's ugly but handsome is a bit of a reach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted April 27, 2018 There's nothing better than a cigarette after sex, unless I have sex with a child, then after I'll just eat some candy. I don't smoke around kids. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 27, 2018 There's nothing better than a cigarette after sex, unless I have sex with a child, then after I'll just eat some candy. I don't smoke around kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,596 Posted April 27, 2018 Come on, you've seen him in some of Sux's videos. I'm not saying that he's ugly but handsome is a bit of a reach. I don't recall, I only remember sux Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,078 Posted April 27, 2018 Pedophiles are focking immature azzholes 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted April 27, 2018 Pedophiles are focking immature azzholes You might be on to something cause that joke went over like a lead balloon last Thanksgiving at grandma's house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted April 27, 2018 I was playing golf with my dad and brother a few years ago and I made a long putt to save a bogey. They said good putt, and without thinking, I said yeah, yeah, but thats sorta like kissing your sister. Dead silence. How could I have forgotten that my brother had once molested our younger sister, throwing our entire family into a tailspin wed never really recovered from? Oops. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted April 27, 2018 I was playing golf with my dad and brother a few years ago and I made a long putt to save a bogey. They said good putt, and without thinking, I said yeah, yeah, but thats sorta like kissing your sister. Dead silence. How could I have forgotten that my brother had once molested our younger sister, throwing our entire family into a tailspin wed never really recovered from? Oops. I liked this but on the condition that the second part is the joke part. If not I unlike it and think you have the cooties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 27, 2018 Pedophiles are focking immature azzholes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted April 27, 2018 I liked this but on the condition that the second part is the joke part. If not I unlike it and think you have the cooties. True story. Unfortunately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,596 Posted April 27, 2018 Pedophiles are focking immature azzholes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted April 27, 2018 Seems like hes trying too hard....not funny. But these however are very offensive and very funny... How do you get a fat kid to lose weight? You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. She was so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued." A Fat lady is lying on the beach. The lifeguard approaches her and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?" The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?" Well you see, says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty late, and the tide wants to come in!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,596 Posted April 27, 2018 Seems like hes trying too hard....not funny. But these however are very offensive and very funny... How do you get a fat kid to lose weight? You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. She was so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued." A Fat lady is lying on the beach. The lifeguard approaches her and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?" The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?" Well you see, says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty late, and the tide wants to come in!" Funny as stale bread 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,745 Posted April 27, 2018 What do all battered women have in common? They don't listen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,745 Posted April 27, 2018 There's nothing better than a cigarette after sex, unless I have sex with a child, then after I'll just eat some candy. I don't smoke around kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,570 Posted April 27, 2018 Thank You. The humor went right over my head, My brain only clicked in and processed it after I gave it a second look because of your reaction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites