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tiger peemus make you strong in ALL the wight pwaces!

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I stopped using them after they cured Aids.

 

awww, that's cute. You and your boyfriend can do it natural.

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What's this now?

 

I know. In researching this thread it was mentioned. I don't know what it is either but I wanted to be fair and complete so I included it. Hoping one of you can shed some light on it.

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her pleasure

:lol:

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awww, that's cute. You and your boyfriend can do it natural.

 

:lol:

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Saran wrap

I used a plastic baggie once. Looking back I should have just gone raw, it wasnt worth the hassle.

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What the hell is a condim?

 

What both yours and RP's parents should have used but obviously didn't.

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What both yours and RP's parents should have used but obviously didn't.

Yeah probably...

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Magnum. No circumstance where I will ever need that.

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What both yours and RP's parents should have used but obviously didn't.

 

:first:

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Magnum. No circumstance where I will ever need that.

 

I think you need one a them there condiminimums.

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Magnum. No circumstance where I will ever need that.

What about if you wanna be aquaman? Lol

 

But female condoms are the winner here. Cause who actually ever uses those

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Saran wrap

 

 

Yeah, knew a kid in junior high that focked a chick with a ziplock bag.

 

She bled for like a week.

 

Oww.

 

Beats that kid that got arrested for "allegedly" using the butt end of a screwdriver on the younger next door neighbor.

 

Artie Dyke was his the perp. Not kidding.

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Magnums. It makes my dong feel like its wearing a sundress, right guys? Right?

 

Why would you try one on? find one in the trash and were curious?

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Magnum. No circumstance where I will ever need that.

 

 

Hello, exactly. They are way too focking tight.

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I was at an old truck stop in Baton Rouge, LA. Was taking a piss and looked up at the rubber machine on the wall. "Freedom Ticklers" 50 cents. me: Nice!!! What a fawking genius. This was around the time the French wouldn't help us with Iraq and some dip sh!t in Washington wanted to rename french fries, freedom fries. I bought ten of them. I felt very patriotic and angry at the French when I'd fawk the sh!t of wifey with one. I'd pretend she didn't shave her pits and call her a dirty fawking French wh0re. When I'd finish, I'd do my best Mel Gibson imitation. Best 50 cents I ever spent.

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