lickin_starfish 1,481 Posted June 26, 2018 Do you guys ever have a movement that requires endless ass-wiping? It's almost like there's a brown crayon hiding in my arsehole sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted June 26, 2018 No, I sit to wipe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 26, 2018 A bear was taking a dump in the forest when a rabbit walked by. The bear said, "Hey rabbit, does poo stick to your fur?" "No," replied the rabbit. The bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted June 26, 2018 Always, and I need a minimum 2 wet wipes as well with dry in between and after. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted June 26, 2018 Sometimes I just get a feeling I need to wipe even though I haven't shat and its a multiple wiper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted June 26, 2018 Someone here said its like trying to wipe peanut butter out of shag carpet lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted June 26, 2018 I know what you mean. And it's annoying. But, at present? I've got a herd of chirping ducks following me around blowing the nastiest kisses you ever did smell. I think it must be something they ate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,286 Posted June 26, 2018 Someone here said its like trying to wipe peanut butter out of shag carpet lol Thats funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,485 Posted June 26, 2018 Do you guys ever have a movement that requires endless ass-wiping? It's almost like there's a brown crayon hiding in my arsehole sometimes. That sounds like a job for Newbie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted June 26, 2018 I know what you mean. And it's annoying. But, at present? I've got a herd of chirping ducks following me around blowing the nastiest kisses you ever did smell. I think it must be something they ate. I have no idea why I find this funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted June 26, 2018 Someone here said its like trying to wipe peanut butter out of shag carpet lol That was me and I stole it from Dr. Drew and Adam show I heard like 10 years ago. Still cracks me up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted June 26, 2018 You need a squatty potty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted June 26, 2018 anyone ever use a bidet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted June 26, 2018 Try being the pitcher for a while. No idea if itll help, but worth a shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted June 26, 2018 anyone ever use a bidet? Tastes like crap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 27, 2018 anyone ever use a bidet? Its somewhat common in parts of Asia to have a water hose gun by the toilet (like the thing that you wash dishes with at the kitchen sink). Nice thing to have. Its something we Americans should look into adopting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted June 27, 2018 You can get a bidet attachment for any toilet for less than 30$ on Amazon. Has great reviews. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
