frank

I’m waiting for the new cabbage patch movie.

This is serious.

If I had a penny for my thoughts, I'd be a millionaire.

Encourage him to see someone. He can talk to his regular doctor to start. Stay in touch and listen more than you talk. Encourage, but don’t threaten or insist. Don’t think you can fix the problem. Don’t take him out for drinks. Don’t rely too much on suggestions from a lightly-trafficked fantasy football forum.

Birds aren’t real.

rabbit bacon

Anyone who doesn’t say bacon should be closely monitored.

If I would, could you?

You should specialize, and don’t call me Louisiana.

That’s sad. You should get to know more about your nephew.