If FFT was the Love Boat....

[Guest tiki_gods]

....which it is, then who would you be?

[Cdub100 3,390]

I would be... banging your mom

[Guest tiki_gods]

I would be... banging your mom

 

you'd have to push me off first. Nice try at humor but you suck. HTH

[mighty_thor 115]

I'd be the guest actor shacked up with barbi benton.

[SUXBNME 1,340]

I would be Vicky

[Cdub100 3,390]

you'd have to push me off first. Nice try at humor but you suck. HTH

 

You would have sex with your own mom?

[Guest tiki_gods]

You would have sex with your own mom?

 

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

I would be one of those wacky passengers that miraculously found love and created situational comedy along the way.

[Guest tiki_gods]

I'd want a lot of chest hair, gold chains, and a wide collared shirt (white). I'd totally hit it with every hot chick with feathered back hair too.

[Ravens 03 0]

Lifeguard.

 

 

 

[aka unknown extra]

[Jeff Garcia 8]

You would have sex with your own mom?

Gotta give the guy a +1 for originality. You get it where you can get it I guess.

[zen 0]

Issac the Bartender.

 

On my meaner days, one of the bad guys of the week, or Issac when he's drunk.

[redtodd 7]

I am Isaac..........without the dark skin.

 

Outta sight!!!

[zen 0]

I am Isaac..........without the dark skin.

 

Outta sight!!!

 

No way. You're one of the revolving guest entertainers that play in Issac's lounge. Come on, your role is the easiest to figure out, funnyman.

[redtodd 7]

No way. You're one of the revolving guest entertainers that play in Issac's lounge. Come on, your role is the easiest to figure out, funnyman.

 

Can I be the disgruntled helper who jerks off in the margarita mix?

[zen 0]

Can I be the disgruntled helper who jerks off in the margarita mix?

 

[phillybear 364]

I would be the guy running around at night in a dark rain poncho and a giant fish hook, trying to get even with those dam snotty kids that ran me over last summer and left me for dead.

[jerryskids 5,214]

Judy McCoy.

 

Then I could just play with my breasts by myself.

[Wyatt Earp 0]

....which it is, then who would you be?

 

A drunken extra

[kutulu 1,552]

Tattoo

[cmh6476 759]

Tattoo

 

 

gutter is practicing his "da plane" lines as we speak, sorry.

[Slruc 0]

What's the Love Boat?

You guys are old

[SUXBNME 1,340]

What's the Love Boat?

You guys are old

 

It's like the "Love shack" but different on many worse levels..

 

mmmmmmm...Kate Pearson..

 

 

 

 

 

 

yea, I'm sure you know what the love boat was

[Slruc 0]

yea, I'm sure you know what the love boat was

 

 

Of course i do.

 

But then I also know how to use end bracket. [ / code ] <---- just in case

[sawilson 1]

Of course i do.

 

But then I also know how to use end bracket. [ / code ] <---- just in case

 

Oh - and I would be an innocent bystander....

[zen 0]

Oh - and I would be an innocent bystander....

 

I'd lure you back to my bar....

[Giants Fan 85]

I'd be Doc ... the swinging, balding ... kinda dorky bachelor.

[sawilson 1]

I'd lure you back to my bar....

 

Damn, you just don't learn do you?!?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am totally J/K here!

[Jessy 0]

mmmmmmm...Kate Pearson..

 

You wouldn't stand a chance. She's a lesbian.

[Giants Fan 85]

Maybe she could hook up with the chicks from Le Tigre ...

 

http://www.womanrock.com/features/images/le_tigre.jpg

 

And I could take pictures.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

Gopher

[shovelheadt 62]

Did the Loveboat have a pimp?

[Churchill610 0]

I'd like to be the towel boy when the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders come on board!

[sawilson 1]

Maybe she could hook up with the chicks from Le Tigre ...

 

http://www.womanrock.com/features/images/le_tigre.jpg

 

And I could take pictures.

Maybe who can???? And they dont' look so pretty...

[RLLD 3,455]

i would be a pron star and get Vicki and Julie to do a lesbo scene for me

[parrot 789]

I'd be special guest star Ted McGinley.