kilroy69 1,251 Posted May 17, 2006 This might get the attention of authorities, but wouldn't he be held responsible as the property owner? I say burn it down. It's your property to can put on or take off what you want. Is this shack near the edge of the property or is it in the middle? Just making sure it doesn't belong to the people next to you, and they just made a mistake. Its not the people next to me. The property is surrounded by swampland. Its near the back where no one would see you unless they walked up on you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hitfreak 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Maybe it's some sultry, sexy woman who is out there to try to come to terms with her nymphomania. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted May 17, 2006 This might get the attention of authorities, but wouldn't he be held responsible as the property owner? I would guess that if you found an unauthorized meth lab on your property the officials would want you to call it in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedanzone 2 Posted May 17, 2006 Wrap the shack in saran wrap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Post a sign: Unauthorized white trash shacks will be towed at owner's expense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spider fantasy 0 Posted May 17, 2006 So the land has been in your family for 40 years, and no one knew about the shack? If other people built it there, that's definately trespassing, but then again, do squatters still have rights? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted May 17, 2006 If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says 15 miles to the... Love Shack! Love Shack yeah I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway, lookin' for the love getaway Heading for the love getaway, love getaway, I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down To the Love Shack I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 So hurry up and bring your jukebox money The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together Love Shack baby, Love Shack bay-bee. Love baby, that's where it's at, Ooo love baby, that's where it's at Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools, 'cause love rules at the Lo-o-ove Shack! Well it's set way back in the middle of a field, Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back Glitter on the mattress Glitter on the highway Glitter on the front porch Glitter on the hallway The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together Love Shack bay-bee! Love Shack baby! Love Shack, that's where it's at! Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing Cause it's hot as an oven The whole shack shimmies! The whole shack shimmies when everybody's Movin' around and around and around and around! Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby! Folks linin' up outside just to get down Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby Funky little shack! Funk-y little shack! Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail! I got me a car, it seats about twenty So c'mon and bring your jukebox money. The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together Love Shack baby! Love Shack bay-bee! (Love Shack...Love Shack...) Love Shack, that's where it's at! Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder baby! Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can't hear you Bang bang on the door baby Bang bang on the door Bang bang on the door baby Bang bang You're what?... Tin roof, rusted! Love Shack, baby Love Shack! Love Shack, baby Love Shack! Love baby, that's where it's at Love Shack, baby Love Shack! Love baby, that's where it's at Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin' at the love shack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,251 Posted May 17, 2006 So the land has been in your family for 40 years, and no one knew about the shack? If other people built it there, that's definately trespassing, but then again, do squatters still have rights? The shack was not there 5 months ago. we only go out there during hunting season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,237 Posted May 17, 2006 Build a nice tall fence around it, import some dingo's, let them roam... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted May 17, 2006 Find out who they are then go live at their house while they're at the shack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted May 17, 2006 Find out who they are then go live at their house while they're at the shack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spider fantasy 0 Posted May 17, 2006 The shack was not there 5 months ago. we only go out there during hunting season. Does is smell like cat pee around there? A cop told me that meth labs smell like that. If you're not comfortable checking out the structure alone, see if you can get a sherriff to go over there with you. He won't need a warrent because he has your permission as the property owner to investigate. If it's just a simple hunting cabin, no big deal, but if it is a drug lab or there's a woman trapped in a pit inside, it's good to have some backup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Force of Two 0 Posted May 17, 2006 napalm Plus the Napalm smells great in the morning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandpaper Handjob 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Listen-- if it isn't really bothering you (and by "bothering" I don't mean that you simply feel ticked off that the shack is there without your explicit permission), then just leave it alone. There's no reason to stir up trouble if the builders of that shack aren't having any negative impact on you. Also, you may want to consider the fact that property ownership laws can vary a lot from place to place. Just because the shack is ON your property doesn't necessarily mean that the shack IS your property. I'm not saying it is or isn't, but you shouldn't assume. That having been said...I would have already burned it down, being a pyromaniac and such. Think about it, dude-- you may never again in your lifetime have the chance to deliberately set fire to a standing structure without risk of redress by the law. BURN IT DOWN. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinfish_mauler 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Listen-- if it isn't really bothering you (and by "bothering" I don't mean that you simply feel ticked off that the shack is there without your explicit permission), then just leave it alone. There's no reason to stir up trouble if the builders of that shack aren't having any negative impact on you. Also, you may want to consider the fact that property ownership laws can vary a lot from place to place. Just because the shack is ON your property doesn't necessarily mean that the shack IS your property. I'm not saying it is or isn't, but you shouldn't assume. That having been said...I would have already burned it down, being a pyromaniac and such. Think about it, dude-- you may never again in your lifetime have the chance to deliberately set fire to a standing structure without risk of redress by the law. BURN IT DOWN. Considering that he has already said that this property is used for hunting, it should bother him anytime someone is on his property without his permission. He also said the shack was built using wood from the surrounding area which is his property. The ownership rights to the timber on his property do not change when someone trespasses, gathers/cuts down timber that does not belong to them for use in constructing a shanty on property they do not own. I do agree that a controlled burn on the property, you know, to get rid of the underbrush, would be a great idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted May 17, 2006 or there's a woman trapped in a pit inside, it's good to have some backup If he brings a cop, there's zero chance of on-the-spot reward sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted May 17, 2006 It's certainly a safety issue if there's someone wandering around while you're hunting and you have no idea where they are. Trespasser or no, you Cheney the guy and it's gonna be a problem for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted May 17, 2006 take a dump in it. problem solved. Brinett9?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted May 17, 2006 obviously these are well armed poachers, so get the best pellet gun you can find and KICK ASS! They will run like hell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandpaper Handjob 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Considering that he has already said that this property is used for hunting, it should bother him anytime someone is on his property without his permission. He also said the shack was built using wood from the surrounding area which is his property. The ownership rights to the timber on his property do not change when someone trespasses, gathers/cuts down timber that does not belong to them for use in constructing a shanty on property they do not own. I do agree that a controlled burn on the property, you know, to get rid of the underbrush, would be a great idea. Being on the property without permission = somehow bothering the landowner? I understand what you're getting at, but effectively it makes no difference whether the shack is there or not. Life as normal for the landowner, except for the fact he now has knowledge of the shack. At least we agree about the pyro solution. I suggest that pictures be taken during the fire and posted here for all to see! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted May 17, 2006 I agree with everyone's suggestions here. But, fair is fair. You have to take down the shack you built on the Peterson's hunting land, ok? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinfish_mauler 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Being on the property without permission = somehow bothering the landowner? I understand what you're getting at, but effectively it makes no difference whether the shack is there or not. Life as normal for the landowner, except for the fact he now has knowledge of the shack. At least we agree about the pyro solution. I suggest that pictures be taken during the fire and posted here for all to see! But life is not normal for the game he is hunting on said property. I think I can safely assume that you have little to no experience in hunting deer, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted May 17, 2006 I don't think you understand. I didn't come to rescue Rambo from you. I came here to rescue you from him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spider fantasy 0 Posted May 17, 2006 If he brings a cop, there's zero chance of on-the-spot reward sex. Did you see the girl trapped in the pit in Silence of the Lambs? If you rescued her, would you want that 'reward'? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Did you see the girl trapped in the pit in Silence of the Lambs? If you rescued her, would you want that 'reward'? Hell no! But what's the chance this guy in this shack wants a girl to make a skin coat ETA: Okay, so this is how you play it. Go there and if it's a hottie in the well, rescue her yourself. If not, call the cops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted May 17, 2006 Hell no! But what's the chance this guy in this shack wants a girl to make a skin coat Mmmmm.......skin coat.... :drool: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spider fantasy 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Can you take and post pictures of the shack? I have a morbid curiosity... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Mmmmm.......skin coat.... :drool: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,251 Posted May 17, 2006 Being on the property without permission = somehow bothering the landowner? I understand what you're getting at, but effectively it makes no difference whether the shack is there or not. Life as normal for the landowner, except for the fact he now has knowledge of the shack. At least we agree about the pyro solution. I suggest that pictures be taken during the fire and posted here for all to see! It may sound nuts to you but we stay off the property all year long for a reason. We want to the deer there to feel as at home on the 75 acres we have as they can. We have 6 people that hunt out there and every one uses the meat to feed him and/or his family. We don't usually start to go out until aug and then we are working on stands, cutting down lanes and such. Not to mention the fact that whover it is CUT A PATH through part of the field. So they are not only building a structure on the land but also modifying it. And it does tick me off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill E. 703 Posted May 17, 2006 When you go to the cops remember to tell them that when you politely asked these people to leave they pulled out a gun and told you that they would blow your head off if you ever set foot there again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spider fantasy 0 Posted May 17, 2006 I know what you do- you start "haunting" the woods. Creepy noises, terrifying sceams off in the distance, leave some human teeth wrapped in flannel... that'll get rid of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted May 17, 2006 leave some human teeth wrapped in flannel They may think it's a gift. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted May 17, 2006 I know what you do- you start "haunting" the woods. Creepy noises, terrifying sceams off in the distance, leave some human teeth wrapped in flannel... that'll get rid of them. don't forget the chainsaw! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted May 17, 2006 Rent it out to some Hmongs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted May 17, 2006 let their last words be: do you smell gasoline? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VikesNation 0 Posted May 17, 2006 At least we agree about the pyro solution. I suggest that pictures be taken during the fire and posted here for all to see! Yes, add them to the "Sneaky cellphone pics of burning shacks" thread! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted May 17, 2006 I know what you do- you start "haunting" the woods. Creepy noises, terrifying sceams off in the distance, leave some human teeth wrapped in flannel... that'll get rid of them. From your collection of human teeth drawer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,251 Posted May 17, 2006 From your collection of human teeth drawer! And to think I threw that drawer away. I figured there would be no use for it. Silly me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted May 17, 2006 hang a pinata outside, filled with the BLOOD OF BABIES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted May 17, 2006 And to think I threw that drawer away. I figured there would be no use for it. Silly me. Shouldaknown, that w/ e-bay and hwatnot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
