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Do you know what your wife's old, new, borrowed, blue was?

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:rolleyes:

 

 

the new was a bracelet I bought her for our wedding gift

the old were the hair berets of her grandma's she used

borrowed was maybe some jewelry from her sister :thumbsup:

and blue I'm not sure, maybe underwear? :ninja:

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:rolleyes:

the new was a bracelet I bought her for our wedding gift

the old were the hair berets of her grandma's she used

borrowed was maybe some jewelry from her sister :thumbsup:

and blue I'm not sure, maybe underwear? :ninja:

Most men have a hard enough time remembering day to day things. Why would you remember stupid ###### like that?

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Most men have a hard enough time remembering day to day things. Why would you remember stupid ###### like that?

you smoke too much pot :rolleyes:

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you smoke too much pot :rolleyes:

Too much pot? Is that even possible?

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Only a year and 3 months ago, and I have no freakin clue.

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Most men have a hard enough time remembering day to day things. Why would you remember stupid ###### like that?

 

He's still a newlywed

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The answer to all those questions for your wife was "my d%ck"

 

 

except the blue part.

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The answer to all those questions for your wife was "my d%ck"

except the blue part.

Unless you are in fact pappa smurf.

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when i was golfing today my mom called me up and asked me about this for next week.. I had no clue to what she was talking about :ninja:

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blew is what she did to the neighborhood :banana:

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