Do you know what your wife's old, new, borrowed, blue was?

[cmh6476 1,146]

 

 

the new was a bracelet I bought her for our wedding gift

the old were the hair berets of her grandma's she used

borrowed was maybe some jewelry from her sister

and blue I'm not sure, maybe underwear?

[kilroy69 1,271]

the new was a bracelet I bought her for our wedding gift

the old were the hair berets of her grandma's she used

borrowed was maybe some jewelry from her sister

and blue I'm not sure, maybe underwear?

Most men have a hard enough time remembering day to day things. Why would you remember stupid ###### like that?

[Dick Cheney 1]

Can't remember that long ago, but I can tell you that the blue belonged to me

[cmh6476 1,146]

Most men have a hard enough time remembering day to day things. Why would you remember stupid ###### like that?

you smoke too much pot

[kilroy69 1,271]

you smoke too much pot

Too much pot? Is that even possible?

[Big Blue 06 196]

Only a year and 3 months ago, and I have no freakin clue.

[Mungwater 601]

 

and blue I'm not sure, maybe underwear?

 

Probably a Wal Mart gift card

[Toro 3]

The blue was the fresh bruises.

[Cdub100 3,996]

Most men have a hard enough time remembering day to day things. Why would you remember stupid ###### like that?

 

He's still a newlywed

[cbfalcon 827]

The answer to all those questions for your wife was "my d%ck"

 

 

except the blue part.

[KSB2424 3,174]

The blue was the fresh bruises.

 

[kilroy69 1,271]

The answer to all those questions for your wife was "my d%ck"

except the blue part.

Unless you are in fact pappa smurf.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

and blue I'm not sure, maybe underwear?

No, they were red.

[Mungwater 601]

No, they were red.

 

They were white when I got there

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

I have no effing idea what they were. Too long ago and too many dead brain cells since.

[swirvenirvin 25]

when i was golfing today my mom called me up and asked me about this for next week.. I had no clue to what she was talking about

[EndGame 1]

No.

 

HTH!

 

[BlackClouds 24]

No clue whatsoevah.

[BMoney 0]

blew is what she did to the neighborhood