edjr 6,580 Posted June 8, 2006 How do we tell which one is edjr's face and which is his ass? The one with the teeth is the ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 8, 2006 I'm 6'4'' 195 You need a sammich or two. No way you can bench 500 with a string bean body like that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmartassBoiler 0 Posted June 8, 2006 Girls like guys with skills. Nunchuck skills, computer hacking skills... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 8, 2006 Girls like guys with skills. Nunchuck skills, computer hacking skills... Lemme guess, you have those..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VikesNation 0 Posted June 8, 2006 Frankengeek also needs RLLD's smelly finger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmartassBoiler 0 Posted June 8, 2006 Lemme guess, you have those..... Yeah, gosh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted June 8, 2006 davebg's relationship skills I was going to suggest my smile, but I like your answer better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 8, 2006 I was going to suggest my smile, but I like your answer better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KayJay1971 239 Posted June 8, 2006 You would definately want Phillybear's ability to be so soft and cuddly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmartassBoiler 0 Posted June 8, 2006 You would definately want Phillybear's ability to be so soft and cuddly. He's soft and cuddly alright...just like a real bear, only this bear has rabies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,903 Posted June 8, 2006 I'm here what do you want? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ilovemustachios 0 Posted June 8, 2006 what happened to the good old days when we used to gang up on Sawlison??? This non stop ass kissing is not very geekesque. This picture is a reminder of how good things used to be: Remember??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted June 8, 2006 she's bangable, that goes a long way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ilovemustachios 0 Posted June 8, 2006 she's bangable, that goes a long way I actually just looked at her pics for the first time... I guess she is bangable...for the dudes on here with grey pubes. Why does her bathroom have 17 shower heads?? How does your garage not lead to the outside world??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmartassBoiler 0 Posted June 8, 2006 Why does her bathroom have 17 shower heads?? So you can get clean from all directions with various water pressures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cinciman7 2 Posted June 8, 2006 I'd have to say it should be someone with decent looks, not model-like pretty boy looks, but a decent looking everyday-guy.He should be muscular, but not huge and blocky. He should have a pleasant personality, with a sense of humor, but not to the point of being a pushover. He should be intelligent, athletic, and have some musical talent, perhaps even play an instrument or two. Now, that would be the ideal Geek. You're scarry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted June 8, 2006 I'd have to say it should be someone with decent looks, not model-like pretty boy looks, but a decent looking everyday-guy.He should be muscular, but not huge and blocky. He should have a pleasant personality, with a sense of humor, but not to the point of being a pushover. He should be intelligent, athletic, and have some musical talent, perhaps even play an instrument or two. aw hell he should just be either Crocket or Tubbs. fixored Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 8, 2006 she's bangable, that goes a long way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fricker66 93 Posted June 8, 2006 Relax, hothole. These guys think anything with legs is bangable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted June 8, 2006 Relax, hothole. These guys think anything with legs is bangable. boobs. legs are optional and none would reduce the possibility of getting away Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted June 8, 2006 Relax, hothole. These guys think anything with legs is bangable. I had sex with a chick without a head. Well, maybe she didn't have arms or legs either. And maybe I found her tied to some train tracks. And maybe it was more than once. But no more than 14 times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmartassBoiler 0 Posted June 8, 2006 I had sex with a chick without a head. Well, maybe she didn't have arms or legs either. And maybe I found her tied to some train tracks. And maybe it was more than once. But no more than 14 times. So you're saying this was your 2nd encounter with her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Willis McGahee's Dentist 61 Posted June 8, 2006 I'd have to say it should be someone with decent looks, not model-like pretty boy looks, but a decent looking everyday-guy.He should be muscular, but not huge and blocky. He should have a pleasant personality, with a sense of humor, but not to the point of being a pushover. He should be intelligent, athletic, and have some musical talent, perhaps even play an instrument or two. Now, that would be the ideal Geek. Uh...you're talking about yourself, aren't you? I actually just looked at her pics for the first time... I guess she is bangable...for the dudes on here with grey pubes. Why does her bathroom have 17 shower heads?? How does your garage not lead to the outside world??? Uh, that would be the boss's house. Not hers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted June 8, 2006 Uh...you're talking about yourself, aren't you? Uh, that would be the boss's house. Not hers! Hell no. Just throwing out a general description. If someone draws a certain conclusion....that's their opinion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Willis McGahee's Dentist 61 Posted June 8, 2006 Hell no. Just throwing out a general description. If someone draws a certain conclusion....that's their opinion. Oh. Sorry. It sounded like you is all I was saying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,790 Posted June 8, 2006 Uh...you're talking about yourself, aren't you? Your quick today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Willis McGahee's Dentist 61 Posted June 8, 2006 Your quick today. HEY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,790 Posted June 8, 2006 HEY! Been to the sawilson photo posting school I see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 8, 2006 Uh...you're talking about yourself, aren't you? Uh, that would be the boss's house. Not hers! Who else would he be talking about.... Not my boss!!! Been to the sawilson photo posting school I see. Bite me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,790 Posted June 8, 2006 Bite me <---------- teef Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,489 Posted June 8, 2006 Who has the largest pemus? That's all that really matters, anyways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted June 8, 2006 Who has the largest pemus? That's all that really matters, anyways. I was too modest to add that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,790 Posted June 8, 2006 Who has the largest pemus? That's all that really matters, anyways. I've, um... got an extensive collection of sex toys at my disposal. Good enough? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 8, 2006 <---------- teef Ouch..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted June 8, 2006 <---------- teef Shallow women. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Willis McGahee's Dentist 61 Posted June 8, 2006 Shallow women. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_probert_2000 1 Posted June 9, 2006 I hit my sand wedge 417 yards consistently. Me too, when I choke down and take a half swing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 9, 2006 Who has the largest pemus? That's all that really matters, anyways. How about we have a contest by slapping you across the forehead with each of our peanuses? I will knock you out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 9, 2006 How about we have a contest by slapping you across the forehead with each of our peanuses? I will knock you out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 9, 2006 I was talking to TNG. There is no way that even my large hog could tangle with your huge forehead. I am huge, but even a 727 looks small when landing in the Grand Canyon JK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites