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How do we tell which one is edjr's face and which is his ass? :thumbsdown:

 

 

The one with the teeth is the ass.

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Girls like guys with skills. Nunchuck skills, computer hacking skills...

Lemme guess, you have those..... :thumbsdown:

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davebg's relationship skills :thumbsdown:

I was going to suggest my smile, but I like your answer better. ;)

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I was going to suggest my smile, but I like your answer better. ;)
:thumbsdown:

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You would definately want Phillybear's ability to be so soft and cuddly.

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You would definately want Phillybear's ability to be so soft and cuddly.

 

He's soft and cuddly alright...just like a real bear, only this bear has rabies.

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what happened to the good old days when we used to gang up on Sawlison??? This non stop ass kissing is not very geekesque. This picture is a reminder of how good things used to be:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Remember???

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she's bangable, that goes a long way

 

 

I actually just looked at her pics for the first time... I guess she is bangable...for the dudes on here with grey pubes.

 

Why does her bathroom have 17 shower heads??

How does your garage not lead to the outside world???

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Why does her bathroom have 17 shower heads??

 

So you can get clean from all directions with various water pressures.

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I'd have to say it should be someone with decent looks, not model-like pretty boy looks, but a decent looking everyday-guy.

He should be muscular, but not huge and blocky.

He should have a pleasant personality, with a sense of humor, but not to the point of being a pushover.

He should be intelligent, athletic, and have some musical talent, perhaps even play an instrument or two.

 

Now, that would be the ideal Geek.

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You're scarry

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I'd have to say it should be someone with decent looks, not model-like pretty boy looks, but a decent looking everyday-guy.

He should be muscular, but not huge and blocky.

He should have a pleasant personality, with a sense of humor, but not to the point of being a pushover.

He should be intelligent, athletic, and have some musical talent, perhaps even play an instrument or two.

 

aw hell he should just be either Crocket or Tubbs.

 

fixored

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Relax, hothole. These guys think anything with legs is bangable.

 

 

boobs. legs are optional and none would reduce the possibility of getting away

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Relax, hothole. These guys think anything with legs is bangable.

 

I had sex with a chick without a head. Well, maybe she didn't have arms or legs either. And maybe I found her tied to some train tracks. And maybe it was more than once. But no more than 14 times. :wub: :ninja:

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I had sex with a chick without a head. Well, maybe she didn't have arms or legs either. And maybe I found her tied to some train tracks. And maybe it was more than once. But no more than 14 times. :wub: :ninja:

 

So you're saying this was your 2nd encounter with her?

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I'd have to say it should be someone with decent looks, not model-like pretty boy looks, but a decent looking everyday-guy.

He should be muscular, but not huge and blocky.

He should have a pleasant personality, with a sense of humor, but not to the point of being a pushover.

He should be intelligent, athletic, and have some musical talent, perhaps even play an instrument or two.

 

Now, that would be the ideal Geek.

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

Uh...you're talking about yourself, aren't you?

 

I actually just looked at her pics for the first time... I guess she is bangable...for the dudes on here with grey pubes.

 

Why does her bathroom have 17 shower heads??

How does your garage not lead to the outside world???

 

 

Uh, that would be the boss's house. Not hers!

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Uh...you're talking about yourself, aren't you?

Uh, that would be the boss's house. Not hers!

Hell no. Just throwing out a general description. If someone draws a certain conclusion....that's their opinion. :thumbsup:

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Uh...you're talking about yourself, aren't you?

Your quick today. :rolleyes:

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Your quick today. B)

 

 

 

 

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HEY!

:(

Been to the sawilson photo posting school I see. B)

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Uh...you're talking about yourself, aren't you?

Uh, that would be the boss's house. Not hers!

Who else would he be talking about.... :wub:

 

Not my boss!!!

 

Been to the sawilson photo posting school I see. :banana:

Bite me :banana:

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Bite me :blink:

:huh: <---------- teef

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Who has the largest pemus? That's all that really matters, anyways.

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Who has the largest pemus? That's all that really matters, anyways.

I was too modest to add that.

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Who has the largest pemus? That's all that really matters, anyways.

I've, um... got an extensive collection of sex toys at my disposal. Good enough? :blink:

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:first: <---------- teef

 

Shallow women. :D

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Who has the largest pemus? That's all that really matters, anyways.

How about we have a contest by slapping you across the forehead with each of our peanuses?

 

 

 

 

 

I will knock you out

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How about we have a contest by slapping you across the forehead with each of our peanuses?

I will knock you out

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:cry:

 

I was talking to TNG. There is no way that even my large hog could tangle with your huge forehead. I am huge, but even a 727 looks small when landing in the Grand Canyon :D

 

 

 

 

JK

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