TheNewGirl 1,628 Posted September 8, 2006 Well, not one drink away, but I think its in there. I have tested this in the past, with a simple exercise. For the guys: dating or married, get your girl out in a club w/you. You can start by asking her what type of guy in the club appeals to her and why, act like you are interested in her and her thoughts/concerns, pretend to be interested in her likes/dislikes. She will likely ask you to do the same, try not to pick a woman that would intimidate her, pick one that you are pretty sure she would not consider "competitiion". Then, move the conversation to asking her what woman SHE thinks is hot etc, and then slowly move into the conversation toward which one she would kiss, then keep going always taking care not to step across the line she isnt ready to talk about. Trust me......jsut try it.... My husband can save the cover charge and drink money and just ask me this ###### at home. He doesn't have to take me to a club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted September 8, 2006 I don't know how sound the theory is, but it's a damn good way for you women to get free drinks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,275 Posted September 8, 2006 My husband can save the cover charge and drink money and just ask me this ###### at home. He doesn't have to take me to a club. Another reason you are IMHO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted September 8, 2006 Another reason you are IMHO Yeah...Yeah...That and she is female and has a pulse. Well the pulse part may not be a requirement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessy 0 Posted September 8, 2006 My husband can save the cover charge and drink money and just ask me this ###### at home. He doesn't have to take me to a club. No kidding. That plan sounds like entirely too much work. Also, I highly doubt there are very many guys who would start pointing out other hot guys in the club to their wife/girlfriend. I could see that backfiring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,843 Posted September 8, 2006 No kidding. That plan sounds like entirely too much work. Also, I highly doubt there are very many guys who would start pointing out other hot guys in the club to their wife/girlfriend. I could see that backfiring. I point them out without using my hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,275 Posted September 8, 2006 No kidding. That plan sounds like entirely too much work. Also, I highly doubt there are very many guys who would start pointing out other hot guys in the club to their wife/girlfriend. I could see that backfiring. It must be done properly, thats all I have gotten some moderate mileage out of it. It can be very entertaining to coax your GF into kissing up on some hot female stranger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xxx 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Holy Crap that page is loaded with stuff. I will never get any work done today.also. Hot DL HUGHLY looks like hes got a stiffie in this pic. SCHWING! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 568 Posted September 8, 2006 DL HUGHLY looks like hes got a stiffie in this pic. SCHWING! I can't blame him one bit. I repeat: DAMN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted September 8, 2006 I can't blame him one bit. I repeat: DAMN! He Looks like he just released inside his pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted September 8, 2006 all women are one drink away from a lesbian experience :runsouttothebartobuydrinksfortheladies: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 519 Posted September 8, 2006 Whoever posted the Scarlett pic...well done. She's gorgeous, and classy. No matter how slutty her outfit is, she somehow pulls it off as classy every time No kidding. That plan sounds like entirely too much work. Also, I highly doubt there are very many guys who would start pointing out other hot guys in the club to their wife/girlfriend. I could see that backfiring. Guys are usually more secure than woman. I've had talks before where my girlfriends tell me what celebrity guys they think are good looking. Doesn't really bother me. It's ignorant to think that your wife/husband thinks you are the only attractive person alive...get real. I would like to add one broad I was with liked Vin Diesel...I don't know why, but that one actually annoyed me. Maybe because he's such a bad actor... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 568 Posted September 8, 2006 Whoever posted the Scarlett pic...well done. She's gorgeous, and classy. No matter how slutty her outfit is, she somehow pulls it off as classy every time I prefer this look (semi NSFW). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fricker66 93 Posted September 8, 2006 Holy Crap that page is loaded with stuff. I will never get any work done today.also. Hot I like how her cross casts a shadow on her right (our left) b00b. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessy 0 Posted September 8, 2006 I would like to add one broad I was with liked Vin Diesel...I don't know why, but that one actually annoyed me. Maybe because he's such a bad actor... He's probably dumber than a box of hair, too. This just goes to show that sometimes maybe all women aren't just jealous when they get annoyed about a guy saying some stupid, no-talent assclown skank is hot. Or that you can agree that a stupid, no-talent assclown skank is hot, but being a stupd, no-talent assclown skank really takes away from the hotness. I'm looking at you, Paris Hilton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted September 8, 2006 She's still far more overrated than Christina. Jessica seems like she'd just lay there and stare at the ceiling. Christina is a freak and you know it. jessy knows what makes a freaky gal and u are right... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted September 8, 2006 He's probably dumber than a box of hair, too. This just goes to show that sometimes maybe all women aren't just jealous when they get annoyed about a guy saying some stupid, no-talent assclown skank is hot. Or that you can agree that a stupid, no-talent assclown skank is hot, but being a stupd, no-talent assclown skank really takes away from the hotness. I'm looking at you, Paris Hilton. Had a TV show, check. Dates billionaires, check. Has a clothing line, check. has a perfume line, check. Is heir to a huge forture, check. I wouldn't mind being a stupid, no-talent assclown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted September 8, 2006 He's probably dumber than a box of hair, too. This just goes to show that sometimes maybe all women aren't just jealous when they get annoyed about a guy saying some stupid, no-talent assclown skank is hot. Or that you can agree that a stupid, no-talent assclown skank is hot, but being a stupd, no-talent assclown skank really takes away from the hotness. I'm looking at you, Paris Hilton. and paris would be looking at the wall 3 feet above your head.... i wouldnt pass a chance to knock jessica around..no matter how dumb she is..but im no fan of hers...paris, i wouldnt even bother...the fact that we talk about her is sad enough..shes not even worth it.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessy 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Had a TV show, check.Dates billionaires, check. Has a clothing line, check. has a perfume line, check. Is heir to a huge forture, check. I wouldn't mind being a stupid, no-talent assclown. To each, his or her own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 519 Posted September 8, 2006 He's probably dumber than a box of hair, too. This just goes to show that sometimes maybe all women aren't just jealous when they get annoyed about a guy saying some stupid, no-talent assclown skank is hot. Or that you can agree that a stupid, no-talent assclown skank is hot, but being a stupd, no-talent assclown skank really takes away from the hotness. I'm looking at you, Paris Hilton. Yeah, you're right. I've had girls mention they liked Christian Slater, Brad Pitt, Jake Gylenhal...even Will Ferrell...all guys who have made a few decent movies or can act. But Vin Diesel? The guy is a freakin joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 360 Posted September 8, 2006 I think Jessica and Paris aren't dumb, it's an act. I'm sure staying in the act so thickly all the time has made them dumber, but they're both probably above average intelligence. Jessica's mom claims she actually tested genius level, but that's her mom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FutbolJugador 0 Posted September 9, 2006 Whoever posted the Scarlett pic...well done. She's gorgeous, and classy. No matter how slutty her outfit is, she somehow pulls it off as classy every time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted September 9, 2006 I think Jessica and Paris aren't dumb, it's an act. I'm sure staying in the act so thickly all the time has made them dumber, but they're both probably above average intelligence. Jessica's mom claims she actually tested genius level, but that's her mom. please tell me that you dont actually believe that...paris is 1 of the dumber human beings that we have ever seen... jessica HAS tested genius level...but she failed..unless her ditzy mom thinks that a driving test counts as being a genius... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted September 9, 2006 In episode 1 of Lucky Louie (on HBO) Louie is caught jackin off in the closet to a picture of (I think) Jessica Simpson and went he caught his wife say's "JESSICA SIMPSON????" he says "WHAT I'm not jackin off to her MUSIC????" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 519 Posted September 9, 2006 I think Jessica and Paris aren't dumb, it's an act. I'm sure staying in the act so thickly all the time has made them dumber, but they're both probably above average intelligence. Jessica's mom claims she actually tested genius level, but that's her mom. There is a huge difference between being book smart...and smart. I've met some people who did quite well in college...but you couldn't hold an adult conversation with them because they were focking morons...(Jessica Simpson) The fact that this broad, as well as Paris Hilton, is famous is ridiculous. It's amazing what a nice rack will do for you nowadays...well Paris is fugly so I definately don't get her deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted September 9, 2006 There is a huge difference between being book smart...and smart. I've met some people who did quite well in college...but you couldn't hold an adult conversation with them because they were focking morons...(Jessica Simpson) The fact that this broad, as well as Paris Hilton, is famous is ridiculous. It's amazing what a nice rack will do for you nowadays...well Paris is fugly so I definately don't get her deal. Paris being famous always cracks me up. She's going to inherit maybe 30M. Julia Louis Dreyfus is in line for 500M! Paris vs Julia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q.Lazzarus 0 Posted September 9, 2006 She's a man baby! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Portia De Rossi 0 Posted September 9, 2006 Jessica makes me wetter than a messican crossing the Rio Grande. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 360 Posted September 9, 2006 There is a huge difference between being book smart...and smart. I've met some people who did quite well in college...but you couldn't hold an adult conversation with them because they were focking morons...(Jessica Simpson) The fact that this broad, as well as Paris Hilton, is famous is ridiculous. It's amazing what a nice rack will do for you nowadays...well Paris is fugly so I definately don't get her deal. It's actually the book smart that they're probably not. Paris's self absorbtion makes her look unintelligent, but intelligence in terms of what you are capable of understanding, it's just an impression I get- but I think they both probably have that. They make a ton of money and have fame without the responsibility that comes with being taken more seriously. If you consider that a good deal, then they're doing exactly what they need to do to take advantage of it, and doing it well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted September 9, 2006 paris isnt that pretty...and beside that...she thinks that people WANT to be with her... they are just leeching off of her and shes too dumb to know it... she has bad music and perfume..but it isnt as if shes home creating the work from scratch...someone is always there lining it up for her..pulling her like a puppet..all she has to do is show up and be retarded... in jessicas defense...she had to sing to at least secure her break... paris was simply born in the right family...nicki is 100 times smarter than paris is..you can tell that nicki is running the show shes doing... paris would actually do us a favor if she was hit by a car...or OD.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
