Big Blue 06 195 Posted September 20, 2006 take it in the ass? My wife lets me do that on occasion. Last night, we're watching TV and she says: "You know what we should do tomorrow?" Me: "No, what?" Her: "You should put it in my ass". Me: Guys, do your girlfriends/wives let you do this? If so, do you/they like it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiefs04 0 Posted September 20, 2006 She hates it...but I do it anyway. shes a trooper though, even talks dirty while im doing it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted September 20, 2006 This question is a small ###### joke waiting to happen, but I'll offer this bit of advice - if you're curious whether woman enjoy it in the pooper, maybe you should direct the question towards those who do it most often. Are there any gay men in here that can give Big Blue Balls some insight on what it feels like for his wife to take it in the rear? since when is pen!s a swear? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
32 Big Fat Texan 0 Posted September 20, 2006 This question is a small ###### joke waiting to happen, but I'll offer this bit of advice - if you're curious whether woman enjoy it in the pooper, maybe you should direct the question towards those who do it most often. Are there any gay men in here that can give Big Blue Balls some insight on what it feels like for his wife to take it in the rear? since when is pen!s a swear? you must be a virgin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted September 20, 2006 you must be a virgin You must take it in the a$$. If you claim to TRULY know how it makes women feel to take it in the a$$, you can only either be a woman and take it in the a$$, or take it in the a$$ yourself, so which is it? If you're a woman who has taken it in the a$$, chances are you taken it from hundreds of guys in the a$$ because so few women permit this. That makes you a dirty wh0re. If you're a guy who has taken it in the a$$, once or one hundred, you're still a f@g. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
32 Big Fat Texan 0 Posted September 20, 2006 You must take it in the a$$. If you claim to TRULY know how it makes women feel to take it in the a$$, you can only either be a woman and take it in the a$$, or take it in the a$$ yourself, so which is it? If you're a woman who has taken it in the a$$, chances are you taken it from hundreds of guys in the a$$ because so few women permit this. That makes you a dirty wh0re. If you're a guy who has taken it in the a$$, once or one hundred, you're still a f@g. do you do drugs? Drugs are bad mmmkayyyyy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted September 20, 2006 my wife won't let me. I hate her Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessy 0 Posted September 20, 2006 You must take it in the a$$. If you claim to TRULY know how it makes women feel to take it in the a$$, you can only either be a woman and take it in the a$$, or take it in the a$$ yourself, so which is it? If you're a woman who has taken it in the a$$, chances are you taken it from hundreds of guys in the a$$ because so few women permit this. That makes you a dirty wh0re. If you're a guy who has taken it in the a$$, once or one hundred, you're still a f@g. I didn't see 32 BFT make any claims about knowing how it makes women feel. Some women love it and some hate it. It doesn't feel the same to all of us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,658 Posted September 20, 2006 My g/f is the best. If I give her advance notice, she'll eat corn the day before we go anal. Those little niblets feel SOO GOOD. It's like a reverse French Tickler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted September 20, 2006 My g/f is the best. If I give her advance notice, she'll eat corn the day before we go anal. Those little niblets feel SOO GOOD. It's like a reverse French Tickler. This is the worst thing I've read in at least a month. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,658 Posted September 20, 2006 This is the worst thing I've read in at least a month. I'm sorry, would you like a nice hot bowl of creamed corn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fervid Ro 0 Posted September 20, 2006 i'm sorry I opened this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted September 20, 2006 This question is a small ###### joke waiting to happen, but I'll offer this bit of advice - if you're curious whether woman enjoy it in the pooper, maybe you should direct the question towards those who do it most often. Are there any gay men in here that can give Big Blue Balls some insight on what it feels like for his wife to take it in the rear? since when is pen!s a swear? asking a gay guy won't work, basically because men have prostates and women don't. Guy can climax by taking it in the pooper because it presses against their prostate. If you have seen roadtrip you would know about "milking the prostate". also Eh... i did it once... she never wants to do it again, and i figure why bite the hand that feeds you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 347 Posted September 20, 2006 What makes it better, or you just want variety? Ever wonder if there's an almost neverending way to explore, everything gets old after a while if you're driven this way. The only line there is is determined by what everyone else is finding acceptable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiefs04 0 Posted September 20, 2006 My g/f is the best. If I give her advance notice, she'll eat corn the day before we go anal. Those little niblets feel SOO GOOD. It's like a reverse French Tickler. Dude...im pretty out there, but this even makes me a little queasy.....nice job.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted September 20, 2006 What makes it better, or you just want variety? Ever wonder if there's an almost neverending way to explore, everything gets old after a while if you're driven this way. The only line there is is determined by what everyone else is finding acceptable. who's to say armpit sex isn't the new anal in 10 years.... can't have armpit sex with hairy euro women though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted September 20, 2006 I'm sorry, would you like a nice hot bowl of creamed corn? I found that the fistfuls of peanuts you ate at the Astros game the day before seriously enhanced the experience. All I can say is: Thanks for being you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted September 20, 2006 i'm sorry I opened this thread. That's a 'No' for those keeping track. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,260 Posted September 21, 2006 take it in the ass? My wife lets me do that on occasion. Last night, we're watching TV and she says: "You know what we should do tomorrow?" Me: "No, what?" Her: "You should put it in my ass". Me: Guys, do your girlfriends/wives let you do this? If so, do you/they like it? Never had the "day before" talk, but basically a similar situation. She enjoys the feeling but doesn't like the splooge in her ass. I'm thinking of introducing a condom to fix that problem. I'll keep you apprised. Or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boz/BoFan 0 Posted September 21, 2006 From my perspective all women love it. Also, I am a staunch administer of non-consentual sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted September 21, 2006 I think that I can offer a different perspective here. 1. I just had a physical today and I swear the doctor had his whole hand up there. I bet he served some time in jail I did not enjoy the experience, but I would imagine with some cuddling, kissing, and him touching my clit, it might be different 2. I go for some dirty play with the wife periodically. She is not a fan at all, but if you get her worked up enough, she won't resist it. She is definitely not a fan of me "finishing" up there because she is spending most of the next 24 hours on the can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revo 0 Posted September 21, 2006 She hates it...but I do it anyway. shes a trooper though, even talks dirty while im doing it Saying "Hey jackass, get that motherfucking dick out of my asshole" doesnt count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Allen 0 Posted September 21, 2006 "You know what we should do tomorrow?" Me: "No, what?" Her: "You should put it in my ass". Did anyone else find this sort of strange? Ummm, why tomorrow, why not today? It's like planning a trip to the zoo. Her: "You know what we should do tomorrow?" Me: "No, what?" Her: "You should take me to the zoo." Me: "Sure, that sounds like a good idea. We'll to that tomorrow." Does she give you a days advance when she's going to swallow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie 0 Posted September 21, 2006 From my perspective all women love it. Also, I am a staunch administer of non-consentual sex. It's about time "rape" got a publicist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted September 21, 2006 Did anyone else find this sort of strange? Ummm, why tomorrow, why not today? It's like planning a trip to the zoo. Her: "You know what we should do tomorrow?" Me: "No, what?" Her: "You should take me to the zoo." Me: "Sure, that sounds like a good idea. We'll to that tomorrow." Does she give you a days advance when she's going to swallow? We had just finished having sex about 15 minutes before and we were watching TV and getting ready to sleep. I guess what we were doing was still fresh in her mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Sorry, I'll defend my quote. Big Blue asked, "If so, do you/they like it?" I responded: This question is a small ###### joke waiting to happen, but I'll offer this bit of advice - if you're curious whether women enjoy it in the pooper, maybe you should direct the question towards those who do it most often. Are there any gay men in here that can give Big Blue Balls some insight on what it feels like for his wife to take it in the rear? I focused on his portion of the question about whether women enjoy it. 32 BFT responded to this reframing of the original response: "You must be a virgin." By responding, "you must be a virgin," he was implying that I must never have done it to my girlfriend (and explicitly stating that I've never had sex). Implicit in this statement is that he has. However, one who has played pitcher is not qualified to answer the original question posed by Big Blue, hence, my deduction that for 32 BFT to make such a statement, he must know what it feels like to take it in the rear. If he knows what its like to take it the rear, he's either a chick or gay. So goes the analysis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Call me...Tim? 0 Posted September 21, 2006 If he knows what its like to take it the rear, he's either a chick or gay. So goes the analysis. What if a hot chick pegged him with a strap-on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,925 Posted September 21, 2006 What makes it better, or you just want variety? Because she can't orgasm and it hurts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted September 21, 2006 What makes it better, or you just want variety? Ever wonder if there's an almost neverending way to explore, everything gets old after a while if you're driven this way. The only line there is is determined by what everyone else is finding acceptable. And this is a 'Yes' for the scorekeepers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted September 21, 2006 What if a hot chick pegged him with a strap-on? You tell me, is that socially acceptable now? It would have to be a pretty freaky girl to do that because I can't see her getting any physical stimulation from that unless it were derived from some mental pleasure associated with the act. As a result, in your scenario, it's likely that 32BFT would be requesting that the chick pegged him in the poopshoot and in that instance, it would make him pretty g@y. I can't think of any (non-medical) instance where it's acceptable for anything to get placed inside a man's brown eye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 347 Posted September 21, 2006 And this is a 'Yes' for the scorekeepers. If yes means an emphatic "no," you are correct. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted September 21, 2006 If yes means an emphatic "no," you are correct. Change that to a 'no'. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,260 Posted September 21, 2006 Change that to a 'no'. HTH No problem, you fell into the trap of trying to make sense of naomi's prattle. It has happened to all of us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,044 Posted September 21, 2006 take it in the ass? My wife lets me do that on occasion. Last night, we're watching TV and she says: "You know what we should do tomorrow?" Me: "No, what?" Her: "You should put it in my ass". Me: Guys, do your girlfriends/wives let you do this? If so, do you/they like it? Nope. I do not let hubby do this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,260 Posted September 21, 2006 Nope. I do not let hubby do this. Save it for the pool boy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted September 21, 2006 Nope. I do not let hubby do this. and I appreciate that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,044 Posted September 21, 2006 Save it for the pool boy? We don't have a pool. and I appreciate that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,260 Posted September 21, 2006 We don't have a pool. IT support guy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
