How many people will Giants Fan pull to safety during this latest terrorist attack?

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Place yer bets, place yer bets!!

[davebg 0]

2 women (one of which is 8 months preggo...the other a sexy goth chick w/star tattoos), 3 bed-ridden senior citizens, 5 children and 1 goldfish that he put in his mouf after filling it w/a glass of water.

 

What do I win?

[kpbuckeye 3]

3 young girls, all in training bras

[porkbutt 893]

4 of his imaginary friends, the transvestite that beat him up in '93, and his welfare officer

[TerrySilver 0]

2 women (one of which is 8 months preggo...the other a sexy goth chick w/star tattoos), 3 bed-ridden senior citizens, 5 children and 1 goldfish that he put in his mouf after filling it w/a glass of water.

 

What do I win?

 

 

and 2 handsful of snakes, in which GFIAP comes running out of a building screaming, then passes out on the sidewalk

[cbfalcon 825]

and 2 handsful of snakes, in which GFIAP comes running out of a building screaming, then passes out on the sidewalk

[Bert 1,128]

All of them.

[BMoney 0]

if youve read his threads...(cmon..you did once!)

 

 

only white people....

 

and the only thing he pulled was his pud and also lint out of his navel...

[Catechuman 0]

4 of his imaginary friends, the transvestite that beat him up in '93, and his welfare officer

 

Dang. thats what I was gonna say

[GettnHuge 2]

The video should be released soon where he is climbing up and down the outside of the building carrying

white folks to safety

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Good replies

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

This is a true story which happened on 9-11-01.

 

James Crane worked on the 101st of Tower 1 of the World Trade Center.

 

He is blind so he has a golden retriever named GiantsFan. After the plane hit 20 stories below, James knew that he was doomed, so he let GiantsFan go out as an act of love. With tears in her eyes she darted away into the darkened hallway. Choking on the fumes of the jet fuel and the smoke he was just waiting to die ... About 30 minutes later, GiantsFan comes back along with James' boss, who GiantsFan just happened to pick up on floor 112.

 

On her first run of the building, she leads James, James' boss and about 300 more people out of the doomed building.

 

But she wasn't through yet, she knew there were others who were trapped. So, highly against James' wishes she ran back in the building. On her second run, she saved 392 lives. Again she went back in. During this run, the building collapses. James hears about this and falls on his knees into tears.

 

Against all known odds, GFAIFP makes it out alive, but this time she is carried by a firefighter. "She lead us right to the people, before she got injured" the fireman explained. Her final run saved other 273 lives. She suffered acute smoke inhalation, severe burns on all four paws, and a broken leg, but she saved 967 lives.

 

The next week, Mayor Guilaini rewards GFAIFP with the Canine medal of Honor of New York. GFAIFP is the first civilian Canine to win such an honor.

[Big Blue 06 195]

Place yer bets, place yer bets!!

 

I'd just like to point out that I made it into someone's sig.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

I'd just like to point out that I made it into someone's sig.

I just wish you spelled my name right.

[TommyGavin 790]

GF is still in his jeep traveling to get there and be a hero - keep the fire buringing guys - help is on the way.

 

(or did he lose the jeep in bankruptcy? )

[jets24 6]

He can carry 10 people at once....

 

 

 

iftheyarethesizeofgutterboy

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

[edjr 6,592]

This thread is funny, but at the same time very sad that any of you read his threads.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

This thread is funny, but at the same time very sad that any of you read his threads.

When I'm feeling a little nuts myself, I read his threads and they snap me back into reality and quickly make me realize it's not so bad as I thought.