Sh!tting immediately after a shower

[tony hardware 0]

Why couldn't my body decide it had to go 10 minutes before I washed my ass? This happens like once per month and it pisses me off. You feel immediately dirty again. It's like washing your car, then driving through mud puddles and trying to dry it off with paper towels. Sometimes I just try and hold it until 11 AM when, for some reason, I feel that my body has settled past the point of fresh shower cleanliness, but there are days when you just have to go immediately after your shower and these are days that make me

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

Use TP?

 

[kutulu 1,548]

Crap.

[hoytdwow 202]

Just get on the crapper before the shower. You might have to wait 10-15 minutes, but it'll come.

 

[tony hardware 0]

Use TP?

 

 

Novel concept. Thanks.

[Chronic Husker 85]

Just do it in the shower and mash it down the drain with your foot.

 

That's what I do.

[DaWeffa 0]

Just do it in the shower and mash it down the drain with your foot.

 

That's what I do.

 

post of the day!!!

[parrot 789]

I use the wife's water-pic when that happens. Kind of like a mini-bidet.

[cmh6476 755]

Just do it in the shower and mash it down the drain with your foot.

 

That's what I do.

are you staying with FBT and stc?

 

 

 

also, it's a tip that baby wipes

[RLLD 3,455]

I bet you break the sh!t out of some toilet seats...

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

are you staying with FBT and stc?

also, it's a tip that baby wipes

oh hell no!!!

[cmh6476 755]

oh hell no!!!

did you see any brownstains in the tub when you got back home?

[edjr 5,567]

post of the day!!!

 

 

No doubt taken from my story when I 1st moved into my own apartment, I had a chick over and had to go really bad and my toilet was clogged with no plunger insight.

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

did you see any brownstains in the tub when you got back home?

it didn't make it to the drain, it was rubbed all over the walls.

[Chronic Husker 85]

 

No doubt taken from my story when I 1st moved into my own apartment, I had a chick over and had to go really bad and my toilet was clogged with no plunger insight.

Don't flatter yourself. I know of no such story.

 

[cribdog 0]

I just pop back in the shower to wash my arse again!

[Artist Formerly Known as Big O 0]

 

No doubt taken from my story when I 1st moved into my own apartment, I had a chick over and had to go really bad and my toilet was clogged with no plunger insight.

 

 

You are assuming we read any of your threads.

[hellothere 1]

im wondering what kind of crazy broken-sprinkler explosive mud butt craps you are taking that make you feel so dirty?

 

add more cheese to your diet and less mineral oil/corn nibblet/prune juice smoothies

[tony hardware 0]

im wondering what kind of crazy broken-sprinkler explosive mud butt craps you are taking that make you feel so dirty?

 

add more cheese to your diet and less mineral oil/corn nibblet/prune juice smoothies

 

It's not that anyone of my craps is excessively dirty or powerful, it's that I feel so clean after rubbing the Irish Spring up and down my ass crack.

[Artist Formerly Known as Big O 0]

It's not that anyone of my craps is excessively dirty or powerful, it's that I feel so clean after rubbing the Irish Spring up and down my ass crack.

 

 

And your wife gets to enjoy that springtime, dingleberry freshness when she comes in after you get done

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Sh|t happens.

[ILoveScratchTickets 0]

baby wipes

[RLLD 3,455]

baby wipes

 

Those things are truly amazing, they get manage any spill or stain...I swear

[NewbieJr 540]

You guys sh|t? What pigs!

[heavy-set 39]

Why couldn't my body decide it had to go 10 minutes before I washed my ass? This happens like once per month and it pisses me off. You feel immediately dirty again. It's like washing your car, then driving through mud puddles and trying to dry it off with paper towels. Sometimes I just try and hold it until 11 AM when, for some reason, I feel that my body has settled past the point of fresh shower cleanliness, but there are days when you just have to go immediately after your shower and these are days that make me

 

this happen to me today. i called my boss, fed him some BS about why i would be late and re-showered.

there is nothing worse than a freshly showered body and a dirty ass

[bno70_1 0]

Makes sense to me.

[Vic_Rattlehead 0]

quite eating. No eat, no ######, no worries.

[Lionsjunkie 1]

Just do it in the shower and mash it down the drain with your foot.

 

That's what I do.

 

Crassic ...wife even got a chuckle

[SUXBNME 1,335]

Crassic ...wife even got a chuckle

 

I actually tried that once..Disgusting as hell. Had to poke the poop down the drain with a toofbrush handle

[Mile High Drunk 13]

I actually tried that once..Disgusting as hell. Had to poke the poop down the drain with a toofbrush handle

you tried it, or..... you let out a wet fart and it got stuck in the drain? You had to clean it out before anyone noticed...

[SUXBNME 1,335]

you tried it, or..... you let out a wet fart and it got stuck in the drain? You had to clean it out before anyone noticed...

 

No, I actually tried it.

My buddy told me that he does it all the time and it works greta (he lied, obviously)

 

So I tried it and sprayed the sh1t (no pun intended) out of the shower wall.

Needless to say, when I called him later that day to tell him that pooping in the shower doesn't seem to work too well for me, he laughed his ass off, and proceded to tell all of our other friends.

 

 

Still funny, though

[Vic_Rattlehead 0]

No, I actually tried it.

My buddy told me that he does it all the time and it works greta (he lied, obviously)

 

So I tried it and sprayed the sh1t (no pun intended) out of the shower wall.

Needless to say, when I called him later that day to tell him that pooping in the shower doesn't seem to work too well for me, he laughed his ass off, and proceded to tell all of our other friends.

Still funny, though

 

 

You're pretty gullible, aren't you?

[SUXBNME 1,335]

You're pretty gullible, aren't you?

 

I was that day

[Vic_Rattlehead 0]

I was that day

 

You have my T&P's.

[tony hardware 0]

No, I actually tried it.

My buddy told me that he does it all the time and it works greta (he lied, obviously)

 

So I tried it and sprayed the sh1t (no pun intended) out of the shower wall.

Needless to say, when I called him later that day to tell him that pooping in the shower doesn't seem to work too well for me, he laughed his ass off, and proceded to tell all of our other friends.

Still funny, though

 

 

You should tell him how good it feels to have sex with a chick who has herpes.