I just bought 20 acres of land

[redtodd 7]

At a steal!!!!

[kutulu 1,564]

kunt.

[redtodd 7]

kunt.

 

That word can't be used with a "k".

[kutulu 1,564]

That word can't be used with a "k".

 

Fok u, u kunt. u

[spottedowl 1]

At a steal!!!!

 

Great! What time should I send the illegals to manicure your lawn?

[ProfessorZ 0]

This purchase is nothing short of ingenious.

 

You know how NFL coaches will blast music in practice to simulate crowd noise?

 

Well, Redtodd go to his field and practice his jokes to the sound of crickets.

 

[Mile High Drunk 13]

burn it

[TommyGavin 790]

must be nice be a rich famous comedian

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

how did you swing it?

[ROBOKOP 0]

Sooo...........where is this plot of land?; whats on it?; and what is it to be used for?

[BiPolarBear 476]

Sooo...........where is this plot of land?; whats on it?; and what is it to be used for?

 

Must be that land he was talking about that his wife's family owns. I think he will build a house.

 

amiclose,todd?

[tony hardware 0]

Sooo...........where is this plot of land?; whats on it?; and what is it to be used for?

 

Curious myself. I could buy 20 acres of swamp in Louisianna for a decent price.

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

I've been looking for a place to go hunting.

[frank 2,177]

You don't need to say 20 acres OF LAND.

 

 

 

Were we going to think you bought 20 acres of lolipops? yoo-hoo? bling-bling?

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

Is there an occupied shack near the rear of your spread?

[redtodd 7]

Must be that land he was talking about that his wife's family owns. I think he will build a house.

 

amiclose,todd?

 

Yep. It is at the back of the farm my wife's Dad owns. The onlt negative is that if we ever want to build a house, a 1/2 mile driveway would be neded and electricity would need to getout there so there would be a big intitial cost. The plot of land is phenominal, it over looks a buautiful valley and you can see the Mississippi down towards the opening of the valley.

 

There is no sound out there. It is quiet as hell...........like my crowds but a lot less cigarette smoke.

[donhaas 18]

This purchase is nothing short of ingenious.

 

You know how NFL coaches will blast music in practice to simulate crowd noise?

 

Well, Redtodd go to his field and practice his jokes to the sound of crickets.

 

 

 

Good stuff!

 

Or he could build an Elks Club on it and always have a gig.

[tony hardware 0]

Yep. It is at the back of the farm my wife's Dad owns. The onlt negative is that if we ever want to build a house, a 1/2 mile driveway would be neded and electricity would need to getout there so there would be a big intitial cost. The plot of land is phenominal, it over looks a buautiful valley and you can see the Mississippi down towards the opening of the valley.

 

There is no sound out there. It is quiet as hell...........like my crowds but a lot less cigarette smoke.

 

I hope you have a plan for managing what sounds like pretty desirable property. You have a lot. You really have a chance to make good use of it. (I would consider building a country inn on 10 acres, building a home on 3 acres and leaving 7 in trust for my children). Or you could sell to sub-developers and make $$$$$. (I'm sure your FIL would never talk to you again though.)

 

Is the land cleared or is it covered in folliage and brush? Is it developable? What are the zoning regs?

[brinett9 0]

You don't need to say 20 acres OF LAND.

Were we going to think you bought 20 acres of lolipops? yoo-hoo? bling-bling?

It could be 20 acres of Saran Wrap.

 

You can get that in one roll at Costco.

[redtodd 7]

I hope you have a plan for managing what sounds like pretty desirable property. You have a lot. You really have a chance to make good use of it. (I would consider building a country inn on 10 acres, building a home on 3 acres and leaving 7 in trust for my children). Or you could sell to sub-developers and make $$$$$. (I'm sure your FIL would never talk to you again though.)

 

Is the land cleared or is it covered in folliage and brush? Is it developable? What are the zoning regs?

 

It is currently farm land which I am able to rent out. I agreed to pay my FIL 10% of the total price each year for ten years interest free. The rent for the land will pretty much pay for our payment.

 

There is a gentlemen's agreement that we won't develop the land (besides building a house) or creating a vineyard. But who knows what can happen in 30 years.

[frank 2,177]

It could be 20 acres of Saran Wrap.

 

You can get that in one roll at Costco.

[Catechuman 0]

You don't need to say 20 acres OF LAND.

Were we going to think you bought 20 acres of lolipops? yoo-hoo? bling-bling?

 

 

grammah humor...PSAS TI NO

[hoytdwow 202]

[DuckStupid 40]

care if I go kill stuff on yer land?

[cbfalcon 824]

Have you screwed on that land yet? You know...to make it official?

[Magnum T&A 0]

how much per acre?

[redtodd 7]

how much per acre?

 

$500

[VikesFan 1]

Yep. It is at the back of the farm my wife's Dad owns. The onlt negative is that if we ever want to build a house, a 1/2 mile driveway would be neded and electricity would need to getout there so there would be a big intitial cost. The plot of land is phenominal, it over looks a buautiful valley and you can see the Mississippi down towards the opening of the valley.

 

There is no sound out there. It is quiet as hell...........like my crowds but a lot less cigarette smoke.

 

If that's the case, you may want to strongly consider purchasing a windmill (or 2) to power your home. Just a thought.

[jets24 6]

Is this so nobody can see or smell your troubled diarrhea?

[redtodd 7]

If that's the case, you may want to strongly consider purchasing a windmill (or 2) to power your home. Just a thought.

 

Yeah, we will consider that.

[brinett9 0]

Youy reckon that'd be enough to paint a middle finger on the ground big enough that the International Space Station could see it?

[BMoney 0]

I've been looking for a place to go hunting.

 

 

you even attempt it and a Hmong dude will rise out of the brush and shoot your ass down....

 

is this land in wisconsin? did i miss that obvious fact? sounds like a good deal!!

[redtodd 7]

you even attempt it and a Hmong dude will rise out of the brush and shoot your ass down....

 

is this land in wisconsin? did i miss that obvious fact? sounds like a good deal!!

 

Yeah, it is in WI but right near the MN border. It is about 45 minutes from Saint Paul.

[TommyGavin 790]

why no vineyard ?

[bigtuna 0]

I just bought less than a 1/4 acre.

 

for $600,000

 

ugh!