Electric Mayhem 35 Posted November 20, 2006 Tuesday 8:30 AM: brackets go on Tuesday 10:45 AM: two teeth yoinked out Wednesday 8:30 AM: wires put in 8-12 months with these feckin' things in my mouf. Eat me. At least its the bottoms only. I should probably have something like peanut butter, gum and hard candy for dinner - but I'm not in the mood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,564 Posted November 20, 2006 At least you can look forward to puberty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted November 20, 2006 i'd go ahead and buy xbox360, Wii and PS3. if you had trouble getting laid before...well... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Tuesday 8:30 AM: brackets go on Tuesday 10:45 AM: two teeth yoinked out Wednesday 8:30 AM: wires put in 8-12 months with these feckin' things in my mouf. Eat me. At least its the bottoms only. I should probably have something like peanut butter, gum and hard candy for dinner - but I'm not in the mood. I had them for 4 years age 13-17. Lying b!tch orthodontist told me 18 months. Fvcker. Have fun with the tightenings and the elastics. Whatever, in the end, you'll feel a lot better about yourself and you may even get laid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,789 Posted November 20, 2006 No wonder you can't get laid, your choppers look like Ed Bradleys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted November 20, 2006 I couldn't give 2 sh1ts about how my bottom teeth look - you never see them. Buuut one of my front teeth is basically falling out of my head so it's got to be taken care of at some point. Maybe I can hit on 18 year old chicks now. Oh, wait. That's right. I have no hair. 35 + bald + braces = not lookin' too good for moi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,095 Posted November 20, 2006 Dood. You're 35?! Wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradoxical 1 Posted November 20, 2006 I couldn't give 2 sh1ts about how my bottom teeth look - you never see them. Buuut one of my front teeth is basically falling out of my head so it's got to be taken care of at some point. Maybe I can hit on 18 year old chicks now. Oh, wait. That's right. I have no hair. 35 + bald + braces = not lookin' too good for moi. at least you're almost to 14,000 posts on an internet message board Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted November 20, 2006 Dood. You're 35?! Wow. Wow like "I've seen your picture and you look good for 35"? or Wow like "Wow. I thought you were like 22 by your posts. You ARE a dork." I'm guessing the latter. at least you're almost to 14,000 posts on an internet message board yep. there it is. 14,000. wheeeeee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pt_mck 7 Posted November 20, 2006 http://www.invisible.com/generalapp/us/en/what/index.jsp Check this out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted November 20, 2006 http://www.invisible.com/generalapp/us/en/what/index.jsp Check this out Tried. no luck. That's only for minimal adjustments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,789 Posted November 20, 2006 I couldn't give 2 sh1ts about how my bottom teeth look - you never see them. Buuut one of my front teeth is basically falling out of my head so it's got to be taken care of at some point. Maybe I can hit on 18 year old chicks now. Oh, wait. That's right. I have no hair. 35 + bald + braces = not lookin' too good for moi. you are officially my new favorite poster on this board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[zombie] 0 Posted November 20, 2006 next time i see you, i'm gonna sock you right in the mug. nothing like a bloody lip caused by mouth metal! ...memories. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted November 20, 2006 you are officially my new favorite poster on this board. Anyone want to kick me in the junk and shoot my family? That should complete the cycle. ' date='Nov 20 2006, 02:48 PM' post='2871815']next time i see you, i'm gonna sock you right in the mug. nothing like a bloody lip caused by mouth metal! ...memories. I'm going to get the colored elastics. I wonder if they have Hello Killy brackets!!! That would be sweet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,789 Posted November 20, 2006 Anyone want to kick me in the junk and shoot my family? That should complete the cycle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[zombie] 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Anyone want to kick me in the junk and shoot my family? That should complete the cycle. I'm going to get the colored elastics. I wonder if they have Hello Killy brackets!!! That would be schlweeeeetschlurp. fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted November 20, 2006 Give your boyfriend a heads up before you start sucking his wang. HTH the metal can cut the cack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted November 20, 2006 ' date='Nov 20 2006, 02:56 PM' post='2871836']fixed. I hope you get my blood and slobber all over yourself when you punch me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5 Posted November 20, 2006 Anyone want to kick me in the junk and shoot my family? That should complete the cycle. no but I'll kick your dog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Davaco Posted November 20, 2006 I couldn't give 2 sh1ts about how my bottom teeth look - you never see them. Buuut one of my front teeth is basically falling out of my head so it's got to be taken care of at some point. Maybe I can hit on 18 year old chicks now. Oh, wait. That's right. I have no hair. 35 + bald + braces = not lookin' too good for moi. yea but, you still win at poker have a big cack defer 15% into your 401k win at fantasy football make 200k a year get laid 4 times a week by different gals Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted November 20, 2006 We are witnessing the passing of the batton from cmh to Electric Mayhem as the bored's resident "toofy". My world has plunged into chaos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted November 20, 2006 yea but, you still win at poker have a big cack defer 15% into your 401k win at fantasy football make 200k a year get laid 4 times a week by different gals I wish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted November 21, 2006 We are witnessing the passing of the batton from cmh to Electric Mayhem as the bored's resident "toofy". Thats what I was going to elude to - dude at least you HAVE teeth ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted November 21, 2006 Adult braces are the coolest!! Don't worry, HE almost got laid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
De Novo 0 Posted November 21, 2006 Dood. You're 35?! Wow. I was thinking the same thing. I thought he was like 26. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeshushu 51 Posted November 21, 2006 I am 46 and got my braces last May and now it's been 18 months and then I need an implant etc. I couldn't get laid before so it didn't matter. The only thing by the time I am done with all this dental work I'll be broke or dead which ever comes first. I was praying to win my fantasies leagues to help pay for all this dental work but umm my teams suck just like my teeths Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riddlen 1 Posted November 21, 2006 you are 35, not married, and have braces? just end it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted November 22, 2006 whelp. they're in. Thtop one wath the orthadonditht. Got the bracketh put in. Thtop two wath the oral thergeon. Numbed my gumth with a topical, then three full shoth of Novacaine. Half my jaw wath dead. He pulled the two teeth - loth of wrenching and thnapping. It's wath very thurreal to have thomeone ripping teeth out of your jaw but not feeling it. Got a thcript for Vicadin though which was worth the whole thing. Then back to the orthadontitht this morning to get the wireth. This thuckth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,789 Posted November 22, 2006 Why are you people making fun of EM? isn't his life bad enough? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted November 22, 2006 whelp. they're in. Thtop one wath the orthadonditht. Got the bracketh put in. Thtop two wath the oral thergeon. Numbed my gumth with a topical, then three full shoth of Novacaine. Half my jaw wath dead. He pulled the two teeth - loth of wrenching and thnapping. It's wath very thurreal to have thomeone ripping teeth out of your jaw but not feeling it. Got a thcript for Vicadin though which was worth the whole thing. Then back to the orthadontitht this morning to get the wireth. This thucks. Did they put the braces on your fingers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted November 22, 2006 whelp. they're in. Thtop one wath the orthadonditht. Got the bracketh put in. Thtop two wath the oral thergeon. Numbed my gumth with a topical, then three full shoth of Novacaine. Half my jaw wath dead. He pulled the two teeth - loth of wrenching and thnapping. It's wath very thurreal to have thomeone ripping teeth out of your jaw but not feeling it. Got a thcript for Vicadin though which was worth the whole thing. Then back to the orthadontitht this morning to get the wireth. This thuckth. Hey, Daffy Duck. Let's hear you say "suffering succotash shrimp". TIA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted November 22, 2006 Hey, Daffy Duck. Let's hear you say "suffering succotash shrimp". TIA. athhole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
S.D. Jones 0 Posted November 22, 2006 The braces didn't effect your eyesight though, right? You can still read your comic books? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted November 22, 2006 athhole Good luck with the turkey puree tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted November 22, 2006 Good luck with the turkey puree tomorrow. Actually I'm surprised at how comfortable they are at this point. Thought it would be a lot worse. Of course, the orthadontist says it will get worse later today. Oh well. But - he also 'prescribed' a stiff drink to numb the pain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted November 22, 2006 Post a pic so we can all feel better about ourselves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted November 22, 2006 Post a pic so we can all feel better about ourselves. I think it would be more fun for everyone to just use their imaginations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites