Latht day before bratheth - this thuckth

[Electric Mayhem 35]

Tuesday 8:30 AM: brackets go on

Tuesday 10:45 AM: two teeth yoinked out

Wednesday 8:30 AM: wires put in

 

8-12 months with these feckin' things in my mouf. Eat me. At least its the bottoms only.

 

I should probably have something like peanut butter, gum and hard candy for dinner - but I'm not in the mood.

 

[kutulu 1,552]

At least you can look forward to puberty.

[surferskin 30]

i'd go ahead and buy xbox360, Wii and PS3. if you had trouble getting laid before...well...

[tony hardware 0]

Tuesday 8:30 AM: brackets go on

Tuesday 10:45 AM: two teeth yoinked out

Wednesday 8:30 AM: wires put in

 

8-12 months with these feckin' things in my mouf. Eat me. At least its the bottoms only.

 

I should probably have something like peanut butter, gum and hard candy for dinner - but I'm not in the mood.

 

 

I had them for 4 years age 13-17. Lying b!tch orthodontist told me 18 months. Fvcker. Have fun with the tightenings and the elastics.

 

Whatever, in the end, you'll feel a lot better about yourself and you may even get laid.

[edjr 5,587]

No wonder you can't get laid, your choppers look like Ed Bradleys

[Electric Mayhem 35]

I couldn't give 2 sh1ts about how my bottom teeth look - you never see them. Buuut one of my front teeth is basically falling out of my head so it's got to be taken care of at some point.

 

Maybe I can hit on 18 year old chicks now.

 

Oh, wait. That's right. I have no hair.

 

35 + bald + braces = not lookin' too good for moi.

[TheNewGirl 1,039]

Dood. You're 35?! Wow.

[paradoxical 1]

I couldn't give 2 sh1ts about how my bottom teeth look - you never see them. Buuut one of my front teeth is basically falling out of my head so it's got to be taken care of at some point.

 

Maybe I can hit on 18 year old chicks now.

 

Oh, wait. That's right. I have no hair.

 

35 + bald + braces = not lookin' too good for moi.

at least you're almost to 14,000 posts on an internet message board

[Electric Mayhem 35]

Dood. You're 35?! Wow.

 

Wow like "I've seen your picture and you look good for 35"?

 

or

 

Wow like "Wow. I thought you were like 22 by your posts. You ARE a dork."

 

I'm guessing the latter.

 

at least you're almost to 14,000 posts on an internet message board

 

yep. there it is. 14,000.

 

 

wheeeeee

[pt_mck 7]

http://www.invisible.com/generalapp/us/en/what/index.jsp

 

Check this out

[Electric Mayhem 35]

http://www.invisible.com/generalapp/us/en/what/index.jsp

 

Check this out

 

Tried. no luck. That's only for minimal adjustments.

[edjr 5,587]

I couldn't give 2 sh1ts about how my bottom teeth look - you never see them. Buuut one of my front teeth is basically falling out of my head so it's got to be taken care of at some point.

 

Maybe I can hit on 18 year old chicks now.

 

Oh, wait. That's right. I have no hair.

 

35 + bald + braces = not lookin' too good for moi.

 

 

you are officially my new favorite poster on this board.

[[zombie] 0]

next time i see you, i'm gonna sock you right in the mug. nothing like a bloody lip caused by mouth metal!

 

 

...memories.

 

[Electric Mayhem 35]

you are officially my new favorite poster on this board.

 

Anyone want to kick me in the junk and shoot my family? That should complete the cycle.

 

' date='Nov 20 2006, 02:48 PM' post='2871815']

next time i see you, i'm gonna sock you right in the mug. nothing like a bloody lip caused by mouth metal!

 

 

...memories.

 

 

I'm going to get the colored elastics.

 

I wonder if they have Hello Killy brackets!!! That would be sweet.

[edjr 5,587]

Anyone want to kick me in the junk and shoot my family? That should complete the cycle.

 

[[zombie] 0]

Anyone want to kick me in the junk and shoot my family? That should complete the cycle.

I'm going to get the colored elastics.

 

I wonder if they have Hello Killy brackets!!! That would be schlweeeeetschlurp.

 

fixed.

[hoytdwow 202]

Give your boyfriend a heads up before you start sucking his wang.

 

HTH

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the metal can cut the cack

[Electric Mayhem 35]

' date='Nov 20 2006, 02:56 PM' post='2871836']

fixed.

 

I hope you get my blood and slobber all over yourself when you punch me.

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

Anyone want to kick me in the junk and shoot my family? That should complete the cycle.

 

no but I'll kick your dog

[Guest Davaco]

I couldn't give 2 sh1ts about how my bottom teeth look - you never see them. Buuut one of my front teeth is basically falling out of my head so it's got to be taken care of at some point.

 

Maybe I can hit on 18 year old chicks now.

 

Oh, wait. That's right. I have no hair.

 

35 + bald + braces = not lookin' too good for moi.

 

yea but, you still

 

win at poker

have a big cack

defer 15% into your 401k

win at fantasy football

make 200k a year

get laid 4 times a week by different gals

[phillybear 364]

We are witnessing the passing of the batton from cmh to Electric Mayhem as the bored's resident "toofy".

 

My world has plunged into chaos.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

yea but, you still

 

win at poker

have a big cack

defer 15% into your 401k

win at fantasy football

make 200k a year

get laid 4 times a week by different gals

 

I wish

[TommyGavin 790]

We are witnessing the passing of the batton from cmh to Electric Mayhem as the bored's resident "toofy".

Thats what I was going to elude to - dude at least you HAVE teeth !

[drobeski 3,061]

[Eagles Green 34]

 

 

 

 

 

Adult braces are the coolest!!

 

Don't worry, HE almost got laid.

[De Novo 0]

Dood. You're 35?! Wow.

 

I was thinking the same thing. I thought he was like 26.

[joeshushu 51]

I am 46 and got my braces last May and now it's been 18 months and then I need an implant etc. I couldn't get laid before so it didn't matter. The only thing by the time I am done with all this dental work I'll be broke or dead which ever comes first. I was praying to win my fantasies leagues to help pay for all this dental work but umm my teams suck just like my teeths

[Riddlen 1]

you are 35, not married, and have braces?

 

just end it

[Electric Mayhem 35]

whelp. they're in.

 

Thtop one wath the orthadonditht. Got the bracketh put in.

 

Thtop two wath the oral thergeon. Numbed my gumth with a topical, then three full shoth of Novacaine. Half my jaw wath dead. He pulled the two teeth - loth of wrenching and thnapping. It's wath very thurreal to have thomeone ripping teeth out of your jaw but not feeling it. Got a thcript for Vicadin though which was worth the whole thing.

 

Then back to the orthadontitht this morning to get the wireth.

 

This thuckth.

[edjr 5,587]

Why are you people making fun of EM? isn't his life bad enough?

[DuckStupid 40]

whelp. they're in.

 

Thtop one wath the orthadonditht. Got the bracketh put in.

 

Thtop two wath the oral thergeon. Numbed my gumth with a topical, then three full shoth of Novacaine. Half my jaw wath dead. He pulled the two teeth - loth of wrenching and thnapping. It's wath very thurreal to have thomeone ripping teeth out of your jaw but not feeling it. Got a thcript for Vicadin though which was worth the whole thing.

 

Then back to the orthadontitht this morning to get the wireth.

 

This thucks.

 

Did they put the braces on your fingers?

[phillybear 364]

whelp. they're in.

 

Thtop one wath the orthadonditht. Got the bracketh put in.

 

Thtop two wath the oral thergeon. Numbed my gumth with a topical, then three full shoth of Novacaine. Half my jaw wath dead. He pulled the two teeth - loth of wrenching and thnapping. It's wath very thurreal to have thomeone ripping teeth out of your jaw but not feeling it. Got a thcript for Vicadin though which was worth the whole thing.

 

Then back to the orthadontitht this morning to get the wireth.

 

This thuckth.

 

Hey, Daffy Duck. Let's hear you say "suffering succotash shrimp". TIA.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

Hey, Daffy Duck. Let's hear you say "suffering succotash shrimp". TIA.

 

athhole

[S.D. Jones 0]

The braces didn't effect your eyesight though, right? You can still read your comic books?

[phillybear 364]

athhole

 

 

Good luck with the turkey puree tomorrow.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

 

Good luck with the turkey puree tomorrow.

 

Actually I'm surprised at how comfortable they are at this point. Thought it would be a lot worse.

 

Of course, the orthadontist says it will get worse later today. Oh well.

 

But - he also 'prescribed' a stiff drink to numb the pain.

[Eagles Green 34]

Post a pic so we can all feel better about ourselves.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

Post a pic so we can all feel better about ourselves.

 

I think it would be more fun for everyone to just use their imaginations.