wiffleball 4,649 Posted January 2, 2007 What do you see happening in 2007? Geopolitical, entertainment, sports, military, terrorism - You name it. Post your predictions for what you see happening in the coming year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted January 2, 2007 If I don't leave my job, I'm going to kill myself. You can write that down in your book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trip McNeely 0 Posted January 2, 2007 Tony Hardware will kill himself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted January 2, 2007 Hardware leaves his job Bonds breaks HR record Niners go 11-5 I bang your mom several times, leaving you no choice but to start calling me dad Hardware accepts big promotion and stays with company, then dies Jimmy Hoffa body located Phillybear gets married, and leads a happy fulfilled life full of joy and love Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted January 2, 2007 Baseball will suck Basketball will suck Hockey will suck Football will take too long to come back to me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted January 2, 2007 Joneo starts a thread with a nasty attachment to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted January 2, 2007 MikeFF will gain Mike-mentum and overtake McCain, Giuliani and everyone else to be the GOP favourite for the 08 nomination. M Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,649 Posted January 2, 2007 I predict that Musharaf and/or Karzai will be assasinated before the end of the year. - Further buggering the U.S. in that region. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 2, 2007 I will go out of business Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted January 2, 2007 TNG will be thinking of me when she is banging her Grape Ape of a husband. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Return of the King 0 Posted January 2, 2007 Padres vs Twins in world series (lowest Television rating ever). Oprah gets married. The Atlanta Falcons hire Jeff Fisher (making him the highest paid coach ever). A gallon of gas rises to $3.00 a gallon this summer. Mike Vick gets traded to the Lions. Bonds will be hurt most of the summer and he does not break Hanks record this year. Pedro M. comes off the DL in mid-July and ends the season with an ERA over 5.00. The Rat will make Tatum Bell the starter for week 1, 2 and 3 then he will never be heard from again. Mike Bell will be the starter for week 4, 5, 6 and 7 C.Cobb will be the starter for weeks 7-15 until he get hurt then John shmuck will take over for week 16 and 17. Phil Mickelson gets divorced this summer and then admitts to a gambling problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[zombie] 0 Posted January 2, 2007 i will continue to dominate in life. the rest of you will suck even harder than you did in the previous years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted January 2, 2007 I will go out of business Start selling snowtires Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted January 2, 2007 Start selling snowtires Or bulletproof limosines Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 822 Posted January 2, 2007 No change in Iraq occupation. No succesful terrorist attacks on US soil. Fidel Castro dies. Major hurricanes will blast the east cost. Briteny Spears will get arrested for DUI or drug possession. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,289 Posted January 2, 2007 1) Cubs Vs. Tigers in World Series 2) Matt Millen gets fired 3) Michigan starts as the preseason #2 and has a lousy year, Lloyd Carr gets canned. 4) Someone will develop a conspiracy theory that Saddam's execution was staged and that hs is actually still alive and being supported by the US. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 2, 2007 I seriously am going out of business though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smeagol 0 Posted January 2, 2007 By October, we will all be having sex with machines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeremy 0 Posted January 2, 2007 I seriously am going out of business though That sucks. You know that for sure, or you think it's heading that way? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VikesNation 0 Posted January 2, 2007 SUXBNME will have over 15,000 posts by the end of the year. kutulu will use 10,000 dancing bananas. Travis Henry will stave off torrid for one more year. Drobeski will win some threads. Toto and MDC's frinedship will be shattered and one or both will leave the bored forever for at least a week. sawilson's forehead surface area does not expand at a rate as fast as the universe, but it's still pretty darn impressive. cmh's wife will give birth to a higher number of kids than the number of Chiefs playoff wins. GFIAFP and Siouxsie will only be hated by 95% of posters by the end of 2007, a decrease due to the perpetual rise in GFIAFP and Siouxsie aliaii. itsjjw might say something ignorant and mean about men in general a couple times. hoytdwow will be the first person to reply in about 3,500 threads. 3,493 of the replies will suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted January 2, 2007 kutulu will use 10,000 dancing bananas. I already avg. 10,000 bananas per month. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fervid Ro 0 Posted January 2, 2007 I seriously am going out of business though if only you weren't such a perv. Maybe you'd have more customers. I used to work for Victoria's Secret. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted January 2, 2007 SUXBNME will have over 15,000 posts by the end of the year. I'm kinda shooting for 20,000 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 2, 2007 That sucks. You know that for sure, or you think it's heading that way? know that for sure... either this month or next month. I'm flat broke and can barely afford the mortgage, let alone the lease to this place.... already putting in job applications so hopefully I'm not without money. if only you weren't such a perv. Maybe you'd have more customers. I used to work for Victoria's Secret. I'm not a perv.. how many times do I have to explain this to you people? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riddlen 1 Posted January 2, 2007 Bush will be president... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IN$TANT REPAY 8 Posted January 2, 2007 a ufo will land at soldier field during the playoffs..... oh wait their stadium already looks like a spaceship.... how about castro kicks the bucket... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 2, 2007 a ufo will land at soldier field during the playoffs..... oh wait their stadium already looks like a spaceship.... maybe this is why they were above the airport..... they were confused and thought one of their friends crashed their ship? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted January 2, 2007 By October, we will all be having sex with machines. I am ahead of my time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 3, 2007 I am ahead of my time. "yeah, but I still jerk off manually" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted January 3, 2007 I will screw up the next check I write Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted January 3, 2007 I seriously am going out of business though Look at MEEEE Look at MEEEEE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ProfessorZ 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Big Pete goes out of business, moves into sawilsion's trailer, grows depressed and starts drinking, drags sawilsion off the wagon, causing both of them to post ridiculous amounts of even stupider posts, which in turn makes GFIAFP to feel like his role has been usurped and he flees to First and Inches where he spends months posting to himself, leaving everyone confused as to whether anything good came out of 2007. Also, Gutterboy is finally banned from The Sanctuary, ushering in a second golden age. CamJay wins the deathpool. edjr admits to his bisexuality in a thread that goes 50+ pages. joneo admits to his bestiality in a thread that goes 1 post long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted January 3, 2007 Big Pete goes out of business, moves into sawilsion's trailer, grows depressed and starts drinking, drags sawilsion off the wagon, causing both of them to post ridiculous amounts of even stupider posts, which in turn makes GFIAFP to feel like his role has been usurped and he flees to First and Inches where he spends months posting to himself, leaving everyone confused as to whether anything good came out of 2007. Also, Gutterboy is finally banned from The Sanctuary, ushering in a second golden age. CamJay wins the deathpool. edjr admits to his bisexuality in a thread that goes 50+ pages. joneo admits to his bestiality in a thread that goes 1 post long. Shut up edger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
