thetxstang 0 Posted April 6, 2007 See what 50 years will do... Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack . 2006 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. - Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. - Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1956 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability. - Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping. 1956 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist . - Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school. 1956 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock. 2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons. - Scenario: Pedro fails high school English. 1956 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes on to college. 2006 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English. - Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed. 1956 - Ants die. 2006 - ATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. - Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him. 1956 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted April 6, 2007 Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him. 1956 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Parents sue school for providing a dangerous atmosphere, and the teacher for child's emotional distress. Fixored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,539 Posted April 6, 2007 You can trace all this BS to women and minorities ruining society..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D_House 0 Posted April 6, 2007 You can trace all this BS to women and minorities ruining society..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndyTom 0 Posted April 6, 2007 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - After Mark appears to be winning, Johnny pulls a 9mm Glock from the front of his pants and begins to shoot Johnny. Fixored Part II. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulinstl 295 Posted April 6, 2007 Scenario: Johnny is is teased and ridiculed by his classmates every day for years. 1956: Johnny grows up and gets over it. 2006: Johnny buys a gun, takes it to school and shoots people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TylerRoseFan 16 Posted April 6, 2007 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Posse gathers. Mark appears to be winning. Johnny's posse step in and hold Mark down while Johnny kicks him in the head. Marks posse steps in. Trash cans are thrown and a car is set on fire. The entire neighborhood floods out into the streets armed w/ sticks starts throwing things. Los Angeles burns down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,692 Posted April 6, 2007 Scenario: Gutterboy gets owned continuously by mostly everyone at FFT 2004: Gutterboy sucks it up, gets out his stepstool and fights back 2007: Gutterboy takes his ball and goes home Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,166 Posted April 6, 2007 It's hard to make a point by making sh1t up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D_House 0 Posted April 6, 2007 It's hard to make a point by making sh1t up. true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 822 Posted April 6, 2007 Scenario: Tyrone wants to go to college and help his family get out of poverty. 1956 - Tyrone is blocked as he tries to enter building by the national gaurd. Police use attack dogs and bast Tyrone with a fire hydrant to keep him out of school. The next day, Tyrone finds a cross burning in his front yard and his father hanging from a tree. 2006 - Tyrone gets a full ride scholarship depsite the fact that many white students who were significantly more qualified were denied. Tyrone graduates and lands a job with a company which is trying to fill a minority quota. Tyrone is eventually fired, but wins a multi-million dollar lawsuit after alleging racism. Tyrone uses the money to start a record lable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mayhem39 3 Posted April 7, 2007 Scenario: Tyrone wants to go to college and help his family get out of poverty. 1956 - Tyrone is blocked as he tries to enter building by the national gaurd. Police use attack dogs and bast Tyrone with a fire hydrant to keep him out of school. The next day, Tyrone finds a cross burning in his front yard and his father hanging from a tree. 2006 - Tyrone gets a full ride scholarship depsite the fact that many white students who were significantly more qualified were denied. Tyrone graduates and lands a job with a company which is trying to fill a minority quota. Tyrone is eventually fired, but wins a multi-million dollar lawsuit after alleging racism. Tyrone uses the money to start a record lable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,447 Posted April 7, 2007 Scenario: Tyrone wants to go to college and help his family get out of poverty. 1956 - Tyrone is blocked as he tries to enter building by the national gaurd. Police use attack dogs and bast Tyrone with a fire hydrant to keep him out of school. The next day, Tyrone finds a cross burning in his front yard and his father hanging from a tree. 2006 - Tyrone gets a full ride scholarship depsite the fact that many white students who were significantly more qualified were denied. Tyrone graduates and lands a job with a company which is trying to fill a minority quota. Tyrone is eventually fired, but wins a multi-million dollar lawsuit after alleging racism. Tyrone uses the money to start a record lable. This one seems the most realistic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BroncoBilly 0 Posted April 7, 2007 Scenario: Tyrone wants to go to college and help his family get out of poverty. 1956 - Tyrone is blocked as he tries to enter building by the national gaurd. Police use attack dogs and bast Tyrone with a fire hydrant to keep him out of school. The next day, Tyrone finds a cross burning in his front yard and his father hanging from a tree. 2006 - Tyrone gets a full ride scholarship depsite the fact that many white students who were significantly more qualified were denied. Tyrone graduates and lands a job with a company which is trying to fill a minority quota. Tyrone is eventually fired, but wins a multi-million dollar lawsuit after alleging racism. Tyrone uses the money to start a record lable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,498 Posted April 7, 2007 Scenario: Tyrone wants to go to college and help his family get out of poverty. 1956 - Tyrone is blocked as he tries to enter building by the national gaurd. Police use attack dogs and bast Tyrone with a fire hydrant to keep him out of school. The next day, Tyrone finds a cross burning in his front yard and his father hanging from a tree. 2006 - Tyrone gets a full ride scholarship depsite the fact that many white students who were significantly more qualified were denied. Tyrone graduates and lands a job with a company which is trying to fill a minority quota. Tyrone is eventually fired, but wins a multi-million dollar lawsuit after alleging racism. Tyrone uses the money to start a record lable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,701 Posted April 7, 2007 why do you all post this bullsh1t knowing i'm on here? what at first was a humorous poke at current day bureaucracy has turned into a fantasy blame game. lol @ the affirmative action>record label post! omg, who would even make some dumb sh1t up like that? like, what record mogul went to an all white college, let alone graduated from high school? lol, whatever helps you make it through the day.... puffy = $340 million (howard u) jay-z = $340 million (high school drop out) russell simmons = $320 million (cuny) damon dash = $200 million (high school drop, but actually went to a boarding school on academic scholarship) pharell williams (neptunes) = $155 million (high school grad) dr. dre = $150 million (high school grad?) ice cube = $150 million (some college) r kelly = $150 million (rumored to not be able to read) 50 cent = $100 (high school drop out) nelly = $60 million (high school grad) jermaine dupri =$60 million (high school drop out) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndyTom 0 Posted April 7, 2007 why do you all post this bullsh1t knowing i'm on here? what at first was a humorous poke at current day bureaucracy has turned into a fantasy blame game. lol @ the affirmative action>record label post! omg, who would even make some dumb sh1t up like that? like, what record mogul went to an all white college, let alone graduated from high school? lol, whatever helps you make it through the day.... puffy = $340 million (howard u) jay-z = $340 million (high school drop out) russell simmons = $320 million (cuny) damon dash = $200 million (high school drop, but actually went to a boarding school on academic scholarship) pharell williams (neptunes) = $155 million (high school grad) dr. dre = $150 million (high school grad?) ice cube = $150 million (some college) r kelly = $150 million (rumored to not be able to read) 50 cent = $100 (high school drop out) nelly = $60 million (high school grad) jermaine dupri =$60 million (high school drop out) link to how the other high school dropouts fared? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted April 7, 2007 Don't worry Peenie, they can borrow my copy: My Webpage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
