rallo 132 Posted April 8, 2007 so i went to the iowa woodwind quartet recital last night. It is a faculty ensemble with some reveered woodwind players... many who have played for over 30 years... you'll never guess who asked me back to her hotel room!!! that's right Gro Sandvik... the 50 yr old flutist from norway... we got down to business. She only lasted about 8 min before she was done, rolled over and fell asleep, but she called me this morning and asked why i left after we had sex. and i told her it was because i had to work early the next morning. She said she was flying back to norway to do a reunion tour and said i could have 2nd row seats!!! she sent for a limo to drive me to the airport where i will fly first class to Norway!!! She assured me i was the only guy she was seeing Man she can play the skin flute just as well as her instrument. check out her pic... gro and to think all you guys razzed me... you're all just jealous Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted April 8, 2007 so i went to the iowa woodwind quartet recital last night. It is a faculty ensemble with some reveered woodwind players... many who have played for over 30 years... you'll never guess who asked me back to her hotel room!!! that's right Gro Sandvik... the 50 yr old flutist from norway... we got down to business. She only lasted about 8 min before she was done, rolled over and fell asleep, but she called me this morning and asked why i left after we had sex. and i told her it was because i had to work early the next morning. She said she was flying back to norway to do a reunion tour and said i could have 2nd row seats!!! she sent for a limo to drive me to the airport where i will fly first class to Norway!!! She assured me i was the only guy she was seeing Man she can play the skin flute just as well as her instrument. check out her pic... gro and to think all you guys razzed me... you're all just jealous Geek of the Week! Well Done Sir! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted April 8, 2007 so i went to the iowa woodwind quartet recital last night. It is a faculty ensemble with some reveered woodwind players... many who have played for over 30 years... you'll never guess who asked me back to her hotel room!!! that's right Gro Sandvik... the 50 yr old flutist from norway... we got down to business. She only lasted about 8 min before she was done, rolled over and fell asleep, but she called me this morning and asked why i left after we had sex. and i told her it was because i had to work early the next morning. She said she was flying back to norway to do a reunion tour and said i could have 2nd row seats!!! she sent for a limo to drive me to the airport where i will fly first class to Norway!!! She assured me i was the only guy she was seeing Man she can play the skin flute just as well as her instrument. check out her pic... gro and to think all you guys razzed me... you're all just jealous what jets24 said... well done sir. and if you aren't doing this purposly to make fun of suixsie or however you spell her name, then I am winning gutter's "what real life girl posts under a guys alias", cause I'm nominating you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted April 8, 2007 check out her pic... gro wouldn't mind slamming thor's hammer into that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mbarky 0 Posted April 8, 2007 SHE CAME TO YOUR TOWN, SHE WANTS TO PARTY DOWN, THEY'RE A NORWEEG-EE-AN BAND! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 138 Posted April 8, 2007 so i went to the iowa woodwind quartet recital last night. It is a faculty ensemble with some reveered woodwind players... many who have played for over 30 years... you'll never guess who asked me back to her hotel room!!! that's right Gro Sandvik... the 50 yr old flutist from norway... we got down to business. She only lasted about 8 min before she was done, rolled over and fell asleep, but she called me this morning and asked why i left after we had sex. and i told her it was because i had to work early the next morning. She said she was flying back to norway to do a reunion tour and said i could have 2nd row seats!!! she sent for a limo to drive me to the airport where i will fly first class to Norway!!! She assured me i was the only guy she was seeing Man she can play the skin flute just as well as her instrument. check out her pic... gro and to think all you guys razzed me... you're all just jealous Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 56 Posted April 8, 2007 Looks like Marc Farner in drag.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted April 9, 2007 so i went to the iowa woodwind quartet recital last night. It is a faculty ensemble with some reveered woodwind players... many who have played for over 30 years... you'll never guess who asked me back to her hotel room!!! that's right Gro Sandvik... the 50 yr old flutist from norway... we got down to business. She only lasted about 8 min before she was done, rolled over and fell asleep, but she called me this morning and asked why i left after we had sex. and i told her it was because i had to work early the next morning. She said she was flying back to norway to do a reunion tour and said i could have 2nd row seats!!! she sent for a limo to drive me to the airport where i will fly first class to Norway!!! She assured me i was the only guy she was seeing Man she can play the skin flute just as well as her instrument. check out her pic... gro and to think all you guys razzed me... you're all just jealous It was funny til I got to your link to the pic of Cindy Sheehan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted April 9, 2007 It was funny til I got to your link to the pic of Cindy Sheehan. whatever... that's gro sandvik in the flesh... you're just jealous 'GRO SANDVIK, has served as solo flutist in the Bergen Philharmonic since 1967. Her exceptional versatility is evidence of an intense interest in communication through music at all levels. She has an active career as soloist and chamber music performer, which includes premier performances of many works written especially for her, and the Scandinavian premier of John Corigliano's Concerto for Flute. Her philosophy of flute playing is derived from her private studies with Marcel Moyse. Ms. Sandvik holds a professorship in music performance at the Grieg Academy, University of Bergen. Her articles on flute playing in wind bands are widely recognized and she is a sought-after guest lecturer and flute educator. Gro Sandvik is often engaged as adjudicator and holds positions on several committees pertaining to Norwegian musical education and performance. Together with classical guitarist Stein Erik Olsen, she has been principal guest artist at international guitar festivals. She is Visiting Professor of Flute at The University of Iowa, School of Music for the Academic year 2006/2007.' you can't tell me those aren't impressive credentials... and you geeks can go after her if you want... but just remember i've already been there... so if you ever score with her be prepared to answer one question 'how does my dik taste???" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted April 9, 2007 T&P thank you ... i will need them since i'm flying out to lillehammer norway tomorrow... oh... and i'll be staying at the famous.. laulingoarg hotel... yes... be jealous Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ProfessorZ 0 Posted April 9, 2007 You had an eight minute fling with my grandmother? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riddlen 1 Posted April 9, 2007 Mom! come on, your mom is WAY hotter than that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cinciman7 2 Posted April 9, 2007 SHE CAME TO YOUR TOWN, SHE WANTS TO PARTY DOWN, THEY'RE A NORWEEG-EE-AN BAND! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Barton 8 Posted April 9, 2007 1 - 2 - eeewwww (how old are you?) 3 - rats ass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 56 Posted April 9, 2007 She is Visiting Professor of Flute I know many coeds with this on their resume.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,588 Posted April 9, 2007 what jets24 said... well done sir. and if you aren't doing this purposly to make fun of suixsie or however you spell her name, then I am winning gutter's "what real life girl posts under a guys alias", cause I'm nominating you. This needs to remain on page one just for that slut.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted April 9, 2007 come on, your mom is WAY hotter than that Yes I am. You lucky dog Rallo, every now and then a blind squirrel finds a nut, or in this case, bust one. I expect you'll be getting the treatment Jim got with the trumpet at band camp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted April 9, 2007 1 - 2 - eeewwww (how old are you?) 3 - rats ass i'm 22... she's over 50... and i'm ok with that... You lucky dog Rallo, every now and then a blind squirrel finds a nut, or in this case, bust one. I expect you'll be getting the treatment Jim got with the trumpet at band camp. well put... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted April 9, 2007 age is just a number, I hope you have a greta time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BroncoBilly 0 Posted April 9, 2007 SHE CAME TO YOUR TOWN, SHE WANTS TO PARTY DOWN, THEY'RE A NORWEEG-EE-AN BAND! Thats funny I dont care who you are....... Well I think you got the better deal...then the Grand Funk Railroad guy....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted April 9, 2007 SHE CAME TO YOUR TOWN, SHE WANTS TO PARTY DOWN, THEY'RE A NORWEEG-EE-AN BAND! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ____________________ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snuff 10 Posted April 9, 2007 Some people here are impressed way too easily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted April 9, 2007 Some people here are impressed way too easily. I think the people who post here are incredibly talented and just appreciate each other. It starts at the top with MikeFF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted April 9, 2007 Some people here are impressed way too easily. Actually, it was pretty good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted April 9, 2007 Some people here are impressed way too easily. is it snuff=siouxie... does that win gutterslut's prize??? i mean i've thought a bunch of posts in this thread were funny.. "we're a norweeg-eee-an- band" "even a blind squirrel can find a nut/bust a nut" "cindy sheehan" i don't know... i thought some of this was funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted April 9, 2007 It starts at the top with MikeFF. 8-----D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snuff 10 Posted April 9, 2007 is it snuff=siouxie... does that win gutterslut's prize??? Pardon me if I do not agree that having sex with a Norwegian grandmother/flutist would cause envy on a mass scale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted April 9, 2007 Pardon me if I do not agree that having sex with a Norwegian grandmother/flutist would cause envy on a mass scale. what??? you shoulda seen her like 30 years ago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulinstl 295 Posted April 9, 2007 Let me know when you knock boots with Zamfir, then I'll be impressed. Also, real men don't flout their conquests. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted April 9, 2007 Also, real men don't flout their conquests. touche'... i have a lot to learn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
