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Big Pete vs TNG

Big Pete vs TNG  

65 members have voted

  1. 1. The better sexpert is?

    • Big Pete
      5
    • TNG
      26
    • :banana:
      23
    • Other
      10


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At least TNG is real. Big Pete is a figment of his own imagination. It's fun to pretend.

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I'm real, but on the flip side, this is a ridiculous poll, cause TNG is a girlie, who has sent "pix" (the good kind) to half the board members here.... gonna be unpossible to beat her in a popularity contest.

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I'm real, but on the flip side, this is a ridiculous poll, cause TNG is a girlie, who has sent "pix" (the good kind) to half the board members here.... gonna be unpossible to beat her in a popularity contest.

:rolleyes: Not me :banana:

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I'm real, but on the flip side, this is a ridiculous poll, cause TNG is a girlie, who has sent "pix" (the good kind) to half the board members here.... gonna be unpossible to beat her in a popularity contest.

 

 

It would be unpossible for you to beat Cho Seung Hui in a popularity contest. :rolleyes:

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I thought it was just accepted that Big Pete was the foremost authority on everything. :(

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Big Pete forgets more about sex in one morning then you will ever know in three lifetimes. :(

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Big Pete forgets more about sex in one morning then you will ever know in three lifetimes. :(

except for you kutulu. anyone who has a fftoday name after a Metallica song has to know a thing or two about a thing or two :( :lol: :first:

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except for you kutulu. anyone who has a fftoday name after a Metallica song has to know a thing or two about a thing or two

 

2 in the pink :( :( 1 in the stink. :lol:

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Could you imagine the awesome sex the two of them could have together? :(

 

The foremost male and female experts in the same bed together!

 

I bet the over/under on total orgasms would be about 18.

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Could you imagine the awesome sex the two of them could have together? :(

 

The foremost male and female experts in the same bed together!

 

I bet the over/under on total orgasms would be about 18.

 

 

PPV :(

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Could you imagine the awesome sex the two of them could have together? :(

 

The foremost male and female experts in the same bed together!

 

I bet the over/under on total orgasms would be about 18.

Me thinks it would be more like

 

"that's not it"

 

"don't tell me that's not it, that's it"

 

"I'm tellin ya, that's not it"......... :(

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At least TNG is real. Big Pete is a figment of his own imagination. It's fun to pretend.

 

 

Um, only ONE person has seen those pics.

 

Sorry you thought it was more.

 

And for the record, I would NOT have the sex with Big Pete. OR!@#@! Maybe I would, but I would just keep saying, 'Nope. Not there. :sigh: Nope, not there either. Dood, I thought you were some kind of sexpert or something....FOCK. I will do it myself."

 

Me thinks it would be more like

 

"that's not it"

 

"don't tell me that's not it, that's it"

 

"I'm tellin ya, that's not it"......... :(

 

:( :lol:

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They're both losing to a banana :doh:

:mad: :P

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Um, only ONE person has seen those pics.

 

Sorry you thought it was more.

 

And for the record, I would NOT have the sex with Big Pete. OR!@#@! Maybe I would, but I would just keep saying, 'Nope. Not there. :sigh: Nope, not there either. Dood, I thought you were some kind of sexpert or something....FOCK. I will do it myself."

:doh: :P

Nailed it! :mad:

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I say the Newgirl, cause i would like to lay my big pete between her milk balloons :D

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This poll is flawed as there is no "Rats Ass" option

 

Thats not what I was voting for when I chose the :P option?

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I was gonna vote Big Pete!@#@ until I realized it was sexpert and not sexperv. :wacko:

 

Hey, no need to drag jerryskids into this. :P

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Hey, no need to drag jerryskids into this. :wacko:

Hi Wormy. Obsess much? :P

 

To everyone, I stepped away for a while, apparently that thread was deletored. Was Pete!@# still getting pwn3derized? TIA

 

Also TNG, what "pics" are you talking about. We've all seen your standard ones; were their naughtier ones sent out? :wub:

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Really ... :P

 

Let me rephrase...

 

One person was SENT those pics.

 

As far as I know, only TWO people have seen them. Again, not the entire bored.

 

jerry, yes.

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Hi Wormy. Obsess much? :P

 

To everyone, I stepped away for a while, apparently that thread was deletored. Was Pete!@# still getting pwn3derized? TIA

 

Also TNG, what "pics" are you talking about. We've all seen your standard ones; were their naughtier ones sent out? :wub:

basically I powned her. :wacko: :wub: :)

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Let me rephrase...

 

One person was SENT those pics.

 

As far as I know, only TWO people have seen them. Again, not the entire bored.

 

jerry, yes.

 

Mmmmmmmm.....

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Let me rephrase...

 

One person was SENT those pics.

 

As far as I know, only TWO people have seen them. Again, not the entire bored.

 

jerry, yes.

 

I've told you a couple of times that, for just that price, I'd resolve the CNG mystery for you :banana: :banana:

 

But you already know who CNG is don't you?? ;)

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basically I powned her. :banana: :banana: ;)

 

 

You did not.

 

You are confused, read my article.

 

When I get home, I will check my book, because I KNOW it says in there that anal penetration also hits the G-spot in females.

 

If it didn't, anal would jsut feel like you needed to take a big sh!t, without any sexual pleasure for the chick at all.

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You did not.

 

You are confused, read my article.

 

When I get home, I will check my book, because I KNOW it says in there that anal penetration also hits the G-spot in females.

 

If it didn't, anal would jsut feel like you needed to take a big sh!t, without any sexual pleasure for the chick at all.

what part of it's on the other side of the womans body don't you understand?

 

again... you are OWNED!!!!!!!

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what part of it's on the other side of the womans body don't you understand?

 

again... you are OWNED!!!!!!!

 

 

No, I am not. Sorry.

 

I think that many of my posts in teh other thread CLEARLY point out that you don't know sh!t about anything...except being a complete and total focktard.

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better diagram

 

ok, so you will see, the G-Spot is diagramed. you will see that it is on the front wall of the vagina, closest to the womans stomach..... then you see the vagina, then you see the vagina/anus wall, then low and behold you have the anus. So please, ANYBODY, PLEASE tell me how on God's green earth a pemus inside the womans anus can hit the g-spot?

 

TNG = has read too many romance novels and now thinks she knows what she's talking about.

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But you already know who CNG is don't you?? :banana:

 

Not unless you told her, she doesn't :banana:

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As much as it pains me to say it, I'm inclined to agree with Pete!@# on this, at least technically. I admit to being no sexpert like him, but the G-spot is on the anterior (front) wall of the bagina.

 

That being said, there is clearly pleasure for a female with anal penetration. I've also noticed my wife gets pleasure from downward pressure on the posterior of the bagina. Perhaps there is some sort of perineum (sp?) between the two, or at least increased nerve endings?

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