Bike Gets Stolen, Bike Thief gets PWND

[football_scooter 0]

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/loca...45_bike03m.html

 

gotta love a happy ending.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

 

awesome

[RLLD 4,242]

[Toro 1]

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/loca...45_bike03m.html

 

gotta love a happy ending.

 

Yeah, that'll be real fun when that guy gets out and finds the dude a month later with a baseball bat.

 

It's one thing to do it, another thing to get your picture in the paper.

[potts17 4]

That was a lot of buildup for him to just get arrested. If he really was to get PWND, they would have taken the baseball bat and cracked him over the head repeatedly until he said he was sorry for being a low life theif.

[PastorOfMuppets 0]

Yeah, that'll be real fun when that guy gets out and finds the dude a month later with a baseball bat.

 

It's one thing to do it, another thing to get your picture in the paper.

 

 

Agreed.

 

A bunch of granola munching, bong hitting, wine sack draining, tie-dyed wearing, Phish listening, Kucinich backing dimestore hippies playing Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew? Absolutely tEh ghey.

 

Retribution is a b!tch ... this story is far from over ....

[Electric Mayhem 35]

He won't do crap unless he wants to do some serious jail time. After the victim tells the cop "the guy I put in jail beat the tar out of me" he is bye-bye for a long stay in the local pound-you-in-the-ass prison.

[PastorOfMuppets 0]

He won't do crap unless he wants to do some serious jail time. After the victim tells the cop "the guy I put in jail beat the tar out of me" he is bye-bye for a long stay in the local pound-you-in-the-ass prison.

 

Oohhhh ... you are SO WISE !!! Yes, JAIL AS A DETERRENT !!! OF COURSE!!! No crimes are EVER comitted because .... the perp is afraid of getting locked up !!! BINGO !!!

 

 

AMAZING INSIGHT

[IrishDrunk 0]

What a gay story.

 

"As Stein drove back around to meet her friends, she pumped her fist in the air and shouted, "Justice prevails!"

 

Jeebus.

[Toro 1]

He won't do crap unless he wants to do some serious jail time. After the victim tells the cop "the guy I put in jail beat the tar out of me" he is bye-bye for a long stay in the local pound-you-in-the-ass prison.

 

He won't, but one of his buddies will.

[nospk 230]

You guys are all missing the point here:

 

Amanda Shwetzer has a big rack.

Big enough to park a bike, hell maybe a few bikes-right between 'em.

Bigguns.

Gigantic ta-ta's.

 

[yostevo 0]

The only way anyone would have been pwned in that story is if the bike thief whipped out a 9 after being discovered and blasted the fools.

 

I mean really. Was the phag tricycle worth jeoparadizing yourself and closest friends for?

[joneo 557]

You gotta love these Sherlock Holmes wanna-bes. Did they think about the guy having their cell phone/telephone number "trapped" into his cell phone so when he gets out....BAM.

 

If they did cover their phone #, then kudos. BUT, there will be a court document with their full names and addresses. Hmmmmmmm.

[bostonlager 2,665]

I wish I was bored enough to conduct my own sting operations.

[yostevo 0]

I wish I was bored enough to conduct my own sting operations.

 

 

They inspire me. I think I will go choke a b!tch now.

[Toro 1]

f they did cover their phone #, then kudos. BUT, there will be a court document with their full names and addresses. Hmmmmmmm.

 

PSSSSST....There is an article in the newspaper with their names.

[joneo 557]

PSSSSST....There is an article in the newspaper with their names.

 

 

PSSSSSST

full names and addresses

[surferskin 30]

That was a lot of buildup for him to just get arrested. If he really was to get PWND, they would have taken the baseball bat and cracked him over the head repeatedly until he said he was sorry for being a low life theif.

[Toro 1]

PSSSSSST

 

It is a tip that zabasearch.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

So most of you think this was a bad idea, and they should have just reported it to the police and written it off as a loss.

 

Actually, you wouldn't even have reported it to the police - because then even if they somehow found the thief he may trace it back to you and kick yer ass.

 

WTF?

 

The pussification of the Geek Club continues????

 

I still say good for them, even if it was a little on the Scooby-Doo-meets-Reno-911 side.

[bostonlager 2,665]

So most of you think this was a bad idea, and they should have just reported it to the police and written it off as a loss.

 

Actually, you wouldn't even have reported it to the police - because then even if they somehow found the thief he may trace it back to you and kick yer ass.

 

WTF?

 

The pussification of the Geek Club continues????

 

I still say good for them, even if it was a little on the Scooby-Doo-meets-Reno-911 side.

 

 

I think it was cool they decided to try to get the bike back, but to drive down the road pumping the fist and comparing what they did to a mission often seen on The A-Team was a little overboard.

[football_scooter 0]

So most of you think this was a bad idea, and they should have just reported it to the police and written it off as a loss.

 

Actually, you wouldn't even have reported it to the police - because then even if they somehow found the thief he may trace it back to you and kick yer ass.

 

WTF?

 

The pussification of the Geek Club continues????

 

I still say good for them, even if it was a little on the Scooby-Doo-meets-Reno-911 side.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Excellent!!!

[NJJoe20 0]

So most of you think this was a bad idea, and they should have just reported it to the police and written it off as a loss.

 

Actually, you wouldn't even have reported it to the police - because then even if they somehow found the thief he may trace it back to you and kick yer ass.

 

WTF?

 

The pussification of the Geek Club continues????

 

I still say good for them, even if it was a little on the Scooby-Doo-meets-Reno-911 side.

[Snuff 10]

Who keeps a sales receipt for a 12 year old bike?

 

Granted, it helped this guy....but still......

[bostonlager 2,665]

Who keeps a sales receipt for a 12 year old bike?

 

Granted, it helped this guy....but still......

 

 

The guy's real name is probably Andy Stitzer.

[IndyTom 0]

I still say good for them, even if it was a little on the Scooby-Doo-meets-Reno-911 side.

 

thief: "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you stupid kids".

[spottedowl 1]

What a gay story.

 

"As Stein drove back around to meet her friends, she pumped her fist in the air and shouted, "Justice prevails!"

 

Jeebus.

 

 

Angie and I were neighbors while growing up. She was quite the jock all through high school. Hmmm...

I wonder why she still has the same last name at 41.

[UncleHulka 0]

That sucks. How much did the bike thief get PAWNED for?

[Thin Spirit 0]

It was a 12 year old BICYCLE!!! How much could it possibly be worth... how much could it have possibly cost 12 years ago.