MDC 7,325 Posted June 6, 2007 I'm thinking about going to the bar for a nice cold Yards Philly Pale Ale on my lunch break. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted June 6, 2007 I'm thinking about going to the bar for a nice cold Yards Philly Pale Ale on my lunch break. cheers: Beats going home for a beer, I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted June 6, 2007 I like the concept, but I have a hard time actually executing the plan. 1) If I only have one, I get sleepy. 2) If I have one, I want 6. If I have 6, I want 10. Then, I can't go back to work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted June 6, 2007 I'm thinking about going to the bar for a nice cold Yards Philly Pale Ale on my lunch break. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,325 Posted June 6, 2007 I like the concept, but I have a hard time actually executing the plan. 1) If I only have one, I get sleepy. 2) If I have one, I want 6. If I have 6, I want 10. Then, I can't go back to work. I can do one and it doesn't make me sleepy. It's actually kinda nice, to have one cold beer at the bar and read the newspaper cover-to-cover, esp. when the Philly Weekly is out. I'm liking this plan more and more ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted June 6, 2007 Slip a roofie into your beer and walk into an alley. When you wake up, come back and let us know how many crack addicts had their way with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,325 Posted June 6, 2007 Just IM'd Eric the Intern about lunchtime beers and he suggested having it at the local t1tty bar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mighty_thor 115 Posted June 6, 2007 I like the concept, but I have a hard time actually executing the plan. 1) If I only have one, I get sleepy. 2) If I have one, I want 6. If I have 6, I want 10. Then, I can't go back to work. I agree. Once I have a beer, I am in relax mode and have trouble going back to work. The other thing is that your breath smells like beer and some of the lame people I work with might think I'm an alcoholic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fricker66 93 Posted June 6, 2007 Just IM'd Eric the Intern about lunchtime beers and he suggested having it at the local t1tty bar. Lies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,325 Posted June 6, 2007 Lies. I just got back from the Gold Club, and you can go fock yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fricker66 93 Posted June 6, 2007 I just got back from the Gold Club, and you can go fock yourself. One minute you're posting about being in love and possibly having children, and the next minute, you and the gay intern are having beers at lunch ogling half-naked sluts. It does not compute. My guess is that you bought a falafel from Nakbar the street vendor and brought it back to your desk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,325 Posted June 6, 2007 One minute you're posting about being in love and possibly having children, and the next minute, you and the gay intern are having beers at lunch ogling half-naked sluts. It does not compute. My guess is that you bought a falafel from Nakbar the street vendor and brought it back to your desk. No, seriously: Go fock yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fricker66 93 Posted June 6, 2007 No, seriously: Go fock yourself. The anger tells me that I am right and you are wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,325 Posted June 6, 2007 The anger tells me that I am right and you are wrong. Go play lawyer somewhere else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,899 Posted June 6, 2007 Go play lawyer somewhere else. So how was your falafel, MDC? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,325 Posted June 6, 2007 So how was your falafel, MDC? Not bad. How was your raisin, wee man? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,747 Posted June 6, 2007 You gonna tell your baby mama about Nikki and her 48 QQQs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,899 Posted June 6, 2007 Not bad. How was your raisin, wee man? I had tilapia for lunch, it was delicious. How is your empty and unfulfilling life? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,325 Posted June 6, 2007 You gonna tell your baby mama about Nikki and her 48 QQQs? Her name was Chastity and they were no bigger than 36DDs. I had tilapia for lunch, it was delicious. How is your empty and unfulfilling life? Going pretty well. I like my new job, liking my new apartment and neighborhood, terrific girlfriend. Just went to my twin neices' baptism this past weekend, they're both healthy and doing well. I couldn't ask for a better family. Not much to complain about at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FranksTanks 0 Posted June 6, 2007 No, seriously: Go fock yourself. With All Due Respect, I Choose Not To Go Fock Myself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,747 Posted June 6, 2007 Her name was Chastity and they were no bigger than 36DDs. You didn't answer my question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,325 Posted June 6, 2007 You didn't answer my question. I don't have a baby mama. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrJ 0 Posted June 6, 2007 You didn't answer my question. Why would he? It's not like she runs home telling him everytime she chokes on her boss's sausage for lunch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted June 6, 2007 Who the hell goes to the strip club during the day? The bottom of the barrel strippers only work the day shift, the mediocre ones work weeknights, and the cream of the crop work weekend nights. Ugh! Weekday strippers are nasty. I can't focking eat in those places either, that is just focking gross. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,325 Posted June 6, 2007 Who the hell goes to the strip club during the day? The bottom of the barrel strippers only work the day shift, the mediocre ones work weeknights, and the cream of the crop work weekend nights. Ugh! Weekday strippers are nasty. I can't focking eat in those places either, that is just focking gross. I like the roast beef. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thorshammer 0 Posted June 6, 2007 Wonder whats on the menu at the Bearded ClamXXX? calamari? shrimp cocktail? the obligatory Tuna melt? c'mon guys this is just too easy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,747 Posted June 6, 2007 Who the hell goes to the strip club during the day? The bottom of the barrel strippers only work the day shift, the mediocre ones work weeknights, and the cream of the crop work weekend nights. Ugh! Weekday strippers are nasty. I can't focking eat in those places either, that is just focking gross. I tend to not be a huge fan of strip clubs because I can't shake the feeling that strippers are with me only for the money and not for all of the wonderful qualities I could bring into the relationship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
t.j 35 Posted June 7, 2007 I had some beer for a midnight snack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
