totally new topic

[ADD1CT36 1]

so why do guys think it's a great thing to be able to last for hours? i mean, no matter how good it feels, you do realize that we get either sore or ticklish after awhile and need a break, right?

[Frank M 181]

so why do guys think it's a great thing to be able to last for hours? i mean, no matter how good it feels, you do realize that we get either sore or ticklish after awhile and need a break, right?

 

My wife never has those problems.

 

[Giants Fan 85]

I like .... "the sex".

 

Tee heeeee.

[jerryskids 6,790]

My wife never has those problems.

 

Yes she does.

[Toro 1]

Typically, it's because these fockers are so goddamned ugly it takes their wives 30+ minutes to even get the mental picture of their out-of-shape, hairy, disgusting troll bodies out of her mind and that's before she can even think about having an orgasm.

[ADD1CT36 1]

no frank, i'm talking like a couple HOURS. like guys will brag about it and say how long they can fock and i'm like, no that's not really such a great thing actually. it actually makes me sad.

[TD Ryan2 316]

poor girl...

 

lasting for hours ain't about just hopping on top and hammerhammerhammerhammer... more mindless hammerhammerhammer followed by a healthy dose of hammerhammerhammer.

 

I really don't know what else to tell you.

[jerryskids 6,790]

There are four levels of sex knowledge that guys can evolve thru:

1. "It's all about me" -- shoot your load as quickly as possible

2. "It's all about her" -- what you are describing. Lasts as long as possible to prove his manhood.

3. "Mastership" -- can do #2 but recognizes when it ain't happening for the girl and transitions to #1.

4. "Big_Pete!@#" -- dunno, I'm stuck at #3.

 

HTH

[ADD1CT36 1]

Typically, it's because these fockers are so goddamned ugly it takes their wives 30+ minutes to even get the mental picture of their out-of-shape, hairy, disgusting troll bodies out of her mind and that's before she can even think about having an orgasm.

 

that is true - although i personally dont have that problem. i dont have a husband and if he got that bad i would probably cheat on him... um jk

[supermike80 1,902]

Because we are generally confused about the opposite sex, so we tend to fall back on what works in our minds.

 

Men are more obsessed about size than most women I know..couple care and it matters, but for most..it isn't an issue as long as it isn't teenie

 

We also have some stupid idea that lasting a LONG time is good for you..DUMB

 

Oh yeah, we also think that if we fail to give you an orgasm every single time, then we failed somehow. Forcing women to fake cause we just don't get it. We ###### everytime, so women should right?

 

That, somehow, women really want to see our junk. Because, after all, we like to see theirs.

 

That the only real place to touch on a woman that will feel good is her hoo-hah, because we have only one spot that matters during sex. Yeah we play with the boobies, but that's just because they are VERY fun.

 

That women DIG the butt-sex...cause it feels SOOOOO good to us!!!

 

those are just a few

[Franknbeans 46]

because they're gay

[ADD1CT36 1]

well for one thing it's more about your preference i guess. i mean i go by the 2-to-1 ratio. for every 2 of mine you need one. i know that sounds unfair, but the truth is that i can have 2 or more in a row and once i start there's no stopping it. guys have some weirdo "ability" to stop it and once that happens it takes forever to "go"... at least thats how it seems to me.

[Evil number 0]

I guess it depends on what they mean when they say they can fock for 2 hours. Does it mean they are literally focking you without cummming for 2 straight hours. I would think that would hurt both parties involved. or do they mean they can get it up multiple times and fock for 2 hours? I've done the multiple focks over an extended night. Its no big deal to the average guy. There is a certain recovery time and you are never going to get the load volume as high as the first time. I might describe that to friends as "We focked all night long." Even though I wasn't inside her all night long.

 

To answer your question about why a guy would say that he can fock for 2 hours? They probably have inadequacy issues. the same guys probably boast about the length and girth of their peemus.

[ADD1CT36 1]

Men are more obsessed about size than most women I know..couple care and it matters, but for most..it isn't an issue as long as it isn't teenie

 

i have always said that size is just an excuse for less skills. if you're bigger you can get away with less foreplay and maybe wont need to exert as much energy. but what fun is that.

 

Oh yeah, we also think that if we fail to give you an orgasm every single time, then we failed somehow. Forcing women to fake cause we just don't get it. We ###### everytime, so women should right?

 

this is so true. sometimes it's just the feeling of being inside me and i dont really need to climax. at least not every time and especially if i have already. i do generally speaking, but like you said i dont have to every single time.

 

the problem though is a lot of guys get off on hearing a girl moaning and making noises like she's coming. so pretending to be helps him. that's really the only time i'll do it but only if it actually does feel good. some guys get kinda mad at that but whatever. if you ask me if i'm coming, do you really want me to say no? wont that kinda roon it?

[kutulu 1,676]

I don't want to last hours (unless it's an orgy) but somewhere between my regular 2 minute drill and the hour plus whiskey d1ck sessions I've been running into lately as I approach 37 years old.

[Blitzen 0]

I usually go until I see blood or smoke.

 

Are you saying that's bad?

[ADD1CT36 1]

I guess it depends on what they mean when they say they can fock for 2 hours. Does it mean they are literally focking you without cummming for 2 straight hours. I would think that would hurt both parties involved. or do they mean they can get it up multiple times and fock for 2 hours? I've done the multiple focks over an extended night. Its no big deal to the average guy.

 

no i definitely think they mean they fock for 2 hours and dont come. of course having sex multiple times in 2 hours is totally acceptable... lol. it's the constant drilling and changing positions and hammeringhammeringhammering that is annoying. i actually WANT to watch you come, i want to hear you groan and yell and see the o face and all that. totally does it for me. when it takes a long time for a guy to get there, it's annyoing. like i said, especially when he gets close and can just "shut it off" because that seems to make him last even longer and i start getting frustrated.

[kutulu 1,676]

i actually WANT to watch you come, i want to hear you groan and yell and see the o face and all that. totally does it for me.

 

[jerryskids 6,790]

no i definitely think they mean they fock for 2 hours and dont come. of course having sex multiple times in 2 hours is totally acceptable... lol. it's the constant drilling and changing positions and hammeringhammeringhammering that is annoying. i actually WANT to watch you come, i want to hear you groan and yell and see the o face and all that. totally does it for me.

My wife feels the same way, she loves watching my eyes roll back and hearing me speak in tongues as I splooge.

 

As to a guy being able to do what you described, umm, I've certainly never had that problem. 2 hours straight?

[ADD1CT36 1]

speak in tongues as I splooge.

 

 

i've heard guys say that when they get really drunk, they cant orgasm. i dont know the physiological reasoning behind that, but the guys that have said it acted like that was a good thing. (there have been 3 separate occasions when someone told me that for some weirdo reason) another guy once said that he cant come unless he has something up his butt or is up hers. it doesnt make him gey or anything but it's definitely not the norm.

[wiffleball 4,790]

i actually WANT to watch you come, i want to hear you groan and yell and see the o face and all that.

 

 

Uh, ME? Um, Okay. I was really hoping to watch the game tonight, but what the heck, I'll just Tivo it.

[TheNewGirl 1,489]

another guy once said that he cant come unless he has something up his butt or is up hers. it doesnt make him gey or anything but it's definitely not the norm.

 

 

I see you've been talking to edger.

[kutulu 1,676]

i've heard guys say that when they get really drunk, they cant orgasm. i dont know the physiological reasoning behind that, but the guys that have said it acted like that was a good thing.

 

 

err, I believe it's more of a physical problem. From what I've heard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[GettnHuge 2]

lasting a long time can go from fun to frustrating. didn't we cover this in a bj thread?

[Giants Fan 85]

But you like "the sex" ... yes?

[Evil number 0]

 

i've heard guys say that when they get really drunk, they cant orgasm. i dont know the physiological reasoning behind that, but the guys that have said it acted like that was a good thing. (there have been 3 separate occasions when someone told me that for some weirdo reason) another guy once said that he cant come unless he has something up his butt or is up hers. it doesnt make him gey or anything but it's definitely not the norm.

 

I’ve been with some women who needed real specific positions to make them have an orgasm. It was kind of annoying. I like women who orgasm easily. That way you don’t have to think so much during sexx. When you are constantly taking directions: “Ok do this now do that slower ok faster now and a little to the left..no not that much ok now to the right a little” it kills the mood. I don’t mind a little direction like “That feels really good. Mmm I like that” or even if you guide me to a specific spot but you need a goddamnn road map to give some women an orgasm.

[Mephisto 15]

20-45 minutes of focking is more than enough with a short foreplay session. We go over an hour if we spend more time with the foreplay. Anything longer than say... 90-minutes and I'm looking to get off the ride and go to the kitchen to get something to eat.

 

There is no reason to do actual pumping for 2-hours or allegedly more It's not that pleasurable for either... no matter what some needledicked bugfucker brags about.

[Giants Fan 85]

Totally disagree ... because I like all kindsa positions. Doggy ... has gotta be MY favorite ... but I have a technique ... kinda hurts, will break a condom ... her on top, my hands on her hips ... hard to do right unless she's into it HARD!

 

Some girls don't like it hard like that ... and I can't predict which ones a girl is gonna like the most, of my main 3 ... so in general I try all 3, first time. See how it fits best.

 

One time in college .... lucky pull out method ... blew all over a girls back ... she was all arched and wanting it ... was pretty awesome.

 

Still prefer to finish inside with no worries ... if you know what I mean.

 

One girl ... Laura ... OMG I miss ... "the sex". Best I ever had. We just kinda fit ... I guess. Simultaneous from the first time.

[Toro 1]

Do you really count foreplay as part of the "sex", timewise?

 

10 minutes of foreplay, 5 minutes of focking. 99% of the time, that'll do just fine.

[Giants Fan 85]

10 minutes of foreplay?

 

Do you understand that to a chick a FOOT RUB is foreplay?

 

If you are actually CONCERNED about how much time it takes ... time isn't the problem.

 

Far as I've always been concerned it's getting to simultaneous.

 

Both happy ... same time ... if it takes 2 hours or five minutes .... that's the goal to me.

 

Every woman has her own unique flower.

 

I also love to eat flowers ... which helps.

 

Try "whistling" while you work. It also helps to have really fast, flippy toungue. Gets tired ...but that whole alphabet nonsense ... don't have her stop you at J.

[dats007 1]

I think it's because guys think that's what a woman would be attracted to. A little bit of communication leading up to, during and after sex has proven to be the most valuable tool for me when making love or just giving my girlfriend a good hard f*cking. I know exactly where, how soft (or hard) and frequently she likes to be touched and when she's getting off, it makes it nearly impossible for me to not to. I've experienced an inability to climax a couple of times in my life. Generally speaking, it's happened only when there is something else on my mind (ie: health or family issues, problems at work, not sleeping well, etc.). I've learned that it's better to quit trying force myself to c*m on command during these occurences and risk damaging her "v" and instead focus on making her achieve an orgasm. I see no benefit in causing any future soreness or tissue damage by my selfish want to c*m.

 

As for the drunk sex issue. Whenever I was drunk (I don't drink anymore) I often faced more of an issue with being able to maintain an erection. When that wasn't a problem, climaxing wasn't either. Although I do know many guys who have spoken at great length about this (having sex while drunk) and how it's ruining their ability to have an orgasm. I think it's important to consider how much a guy has been drinking though and what else they might be going through (are they on medications, do they have a good diet, etc.).

[Giants Fan 85]

Drinking does not prevent my erection ... but it can prevent my orgasm.

 

Been with girls that were fine with that ... long as I keep it up. Also been with girls that cared ... about my orgasm. Better for both of us, I think. Better for me for sure.

 

I prefer sober sex though. I can have 5 orgasms a day on my own ... takes a rare woman to harness that.

 

I like ... "the sex" though. Yeah.

[Rattlesnake 0]

If a guy has sex for 2 hours straight, he's either on something or isn't really that attracted to you.

[supermike80 1,902]

i have always said that size is just an excuse for less skills. if you're bigger you can get away with less foreplay and maybe wont need to exert as much energy. but what fun is that.

this is so true. sometimes it's just the feeling of being inside me and I dont really need to climax. at least not every time and especially if i have already. i do generally speaking, but like you said i dont have to every single time.

 

the problem though is a lot of guys get off on hearing a girl moaning and making noises like she's coming. so pretending to be helps him. that's really the only time i'll do it but only if it actually does feel good. some guys get kinda mad at that but whatever. if you ask me if i'm coming, do you really want me to say no? wont that kinda roon it?

 

Guess it depends..If it's some skank I bring home from the bar to H and D, then yeah..she can moan, fake, whetever cause frankly, I am probably not concerned if she gets it or not.

Now if it's someone I want to have a good relationship with, then yes..NEVER FAKE. Especially if it's frequent. Faking does two things:

1) It tells the guy whatever hes doing is working--even if it isn't...so he will keep doing it wrong.

2) It robs YOU.

 

I like to think of myself as mature enough to know there are times when a woman won't get off. So just tell me it isn't happening. Many times that will enable me to just focus on me, get my nut, and get the fock off ya. I'd rather have the truth.

I won't cry or think of myself as a crappy lover just because you didn't get off this time. Guys who need that have self confidence issues.

 

I know some guys(through the girls who they have focked) who get pissed when a woman takes out her toy while they are copulating...thats just dumb IMO.

[rallo 136]

on a side note... one time i was really drunk and i brought this girl home from the bar... she started giving me 'the head' and then proceeded to vomit all over my ween/stomach... don't know if it was because my balls were smelly, she gagged on my cack, or if she was really a drunk lesbian that detests d1ck...

 

but i will rethink how drunk the next girls (if there are any) that i bring home... AND YOU SHOULD TOO!

[TheNewGirl 1,489]

on a side note... one time i was really drunk and i brought this girl home from the bar... she started giving me 'the head' and then proceeded to vomit all over my ween/stomach... don't know if it was because my balls were smelly, she gagged on my cack, or if she was really a drunk lesbian that detests d1ck...

 

but i will rethink how drunk the next girls (if there are any) that i bring home... AND YOU SHOULD TOO!

 

I actually did something similar ot my husband last year at my 30th b-day party. We got home after heavily drinking at a bar, I always like to give head when I am drunk, don't know why...I looked up at him (he was standing, I was on my knees), and said, "Oh fock. I am going to puke." Puked into the kitchen sink, rinsed my mouth, and went back to finishin' him off.

 

 

 

LOOOKKKK AATTT MMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rallo 136]

I actually did something similar ot my husband last year at my 30th b-day party. We got home after heavily drinking at a bar, I always like to give head when I am drunk, don't know why...I looked up at him (he was standing, I was on my knees), and said, "Oh fock. I am going to puke." Puked into the kitchen sink, rinsed my mouth, and went back to finishin' him off.

 

LOOOKKKK AATTT MMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

yep... you've heard about the tingle of menthol... now try the tingle of freshly squeezed stomach acid while giving the head...

 

i'm gonna have to start dating bulimic chicks

[ADD1CT36 1]

If a guy has sex for 2 hours straight, he's either on something or isn't really that attracted to you.

 

see that's what goes through my mind if a guy doesnt come for a long time. i cant possibly be turning him on enough. and it makes me sad. i've only had it happen with 2 guys. one was a boyfriend who told me he never comes from sex and only does when he masturbates and i said that was ridiculous and he should stop that. and apparently he stopped and everything went back to normal. the other guy turned out to be gay. but i really tried with him... it was like my personal mission to turn him straight. oh well. you gotta fail sometime.

 

as far as positions, there are definitely some that line everything up exactly right and gets me off in no time. but half the fun is building up to that point and making me want it so bad and beg for it... i mean, i could just get myself off in like 2 minutes. the point of being with someone else is all the build up. to me any way.

[ADD1CT36 1]

Now if it's someone I want to have a good relationship with, then yes..NEVER FAKE. Especially if it's frequent. Faking does two things:

1) It tells the guy whatever hes doing is working--even if it isn't...so he will keep doing it wrong.

2) It robs YOU.

 

well, see i dont pretend to enjoy something he's doing that doesnt feel good. i'll definitely make more noise when it feels really great and you can always tell with me if i dont like it because you wont hear me at all. if it's bad enough, i'll tell you. i'm not much for a lot of talk and dirty talk all that much, but if i need to direct you i will. but that's only if you are a clueless idiot, and i havent been with many of those.

 

just like how some guys get more turned on by pleasing the woman, i do when i know the guy is getting off. i actually get really wet when i'm going down on a guy and he cant help moaning and grabbing my hair. it's totally hot and i dont have to fake that. as with relationships, sex is a two-way street.

 

lol i cant believe i just wrote that.

[TheNewGirl 1,489]

the other guy turned out to be gay. but i really tried with him... it was like my personal mission to turn him straight. oh well. you gotta fail sometime.

 

With all of your experience you actually thought you could turn a gay guy straight? This is funny.