OBL to address the nation 9/11

[wiffleball 4,790]

Luckily, 9/11 doesn't come on a Monday. 'Cause I'll be damned if that fock gets to interfere with MNF.

 

 

It's been a while, wonder how he's doing. I forget now, which one is our policy toward him?

 

Is it:

 

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."

- G.W. Bush, 9/13/01

 

or is it:

 

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."

- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

 

 

You can understand my confusion. I'm sure OBL's confused too. I mean, he's either "our number one priority" or apparently "not our priority at all".

 

I just haven't kept up with the latest - what do you call them?

 

Sandals? No, that's not right. Some kind of casual shoe. I just can't think of it right now, maybe it'll come to me. I know George sure was opposed to them...

 

A little help??

[Strike 5,532]

I hope he's learned English

[wiffleball 4,790]

I hope he's learned English

 

 

Hey, if Bush doesn't have to...

[AirRam 3]

I'd like to address him by punching him so hard I become afraid.

[Me_2006 14]

Luckily, 9/11 doesn't come on a Monday. 'Cause I'll be damned if that fock gets to interfere with MNF.

It's been a while, wonder how he's doing. I forget now, which one is our policy toward him?

 

Is it:

 

 

or is it:

 

You can understand my confusion. I'm sure OBL's confused too. I mean, he's either "our number one priority" or apparently "not our priority at all".

 

I just haven't kept up with the latest - what do you call them?

 

Sandals? No, that's not right. Some kind of casual shoe. I just can't think of it right now, maybe it'll come to me. I know George sure was opposed to them...

 

A little help??

 

You're right.

 

It's almost like he's being all, "I did NOT have sexual relations, with that woman!"

 

and then coming out of nowhere and being like...."wait, i totally did. methinks fatty sucks a good cack."

 

not starting anything, just saying that if politicians talking out of both sides of their mouth and saying what benefits them the most at the time worries you, then you should probably just wear earmuffs.

[Strike 5,532]

Hey, if Bush doesn't have to...

 

Fair enough. But I don't listen to Bush. I might want to hear what OBL has to say.

[wiffleball 4,790]

That's right, I thought of it now:

 

 

 

BUSH IS A FLIP-FLOPPER!!!!!!!!

 

 

Funny how he was so opposed to that before the last election and he's embraced them so well.

 

 

Of course, he was ALSO opposed to nation building and racking up a huge national debt before the FIRST election.

[wiffleball 4,790]

You're right.

 

It's almost like he's being all, "I did NOT have sexual relations, with that woman!"

 

Wow... That's the best you've got - Really? That's just....Wow.

 

You're saying lying about a blowjob is 'almost like' lying about whether the man that planned the biggest attack on American soil - the man who is directly responsible for the death of thousands of Americans is a priority to our nation's leader - our Commander in Chief - or not?

 

Man. Wow.

 

Incredible.

 

[Me_2006 14]

Wow... That's the best you've got - Really? That's just....Wow.

 

You're saying lying about a blowjob is 'almost like' lying about whether the man that planned the biggest attack on American soil - the man who is directly responsible for the death of thousands of Americans is a priority to our nation's leader - our Commander in Chief - or not?

 

Man. Wow.

 

Incredible.

 

Ha, if you couldn't tell by the way I typed it, I was being facetious to sorta make a point about the extremities of the things political figures lie about. The point was that it doesn't matter what it is, they're telling you what they think will provide the best poll results and allow them to do what they want. No, a blowjob isn't as important as our national security. Surely you know I'm not stupid enough to make a moral comparison there. Lying is lying however. Put Clinton in Bush's situation, and he probably lies there too. Who knows what things we don't know about politicians throughout history because every speech wasn't taped and scrutinized and edited/played back to prove whatever point someone is trying to make.

[HTH 95]

That OBL is one evil focker!

 

[wiffleball 4,790]

Ha, if you couldn't tell by the way I typed it, I was being facetious to sorta make a point about the extremities of the things political figures lie about.

 

 

[Me_2006 14]

Lol you can roll your eyes if you want. But if you read all of my first post that you quoted (you didn't quote the entire thing, conveiniently enough) I basically say that in the first place. Show me a politician who didn't lie to either get to or stay where he was, and I'll show you someone who had some hidden connections to keep it all quiet. That was the point of that post, which I said to begin with. Or would you like to berate me for putting "methinks fatty sucks a good cack" since it wasn't actually a direct quote straight from the Almighty Wikipedia that says Clinton really said it? If you can't tell by that statement that I was exaggerating to prove a point, then you were just focking trying to bait a fight by starting this post and are trying to make a feeble attempt at stirring one up. Call Sho Nuff or something, I made my joke/point.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Sure woulda been nice if Clinton woulda taken Bin Laden when the Sudan offered him up on a silver platter. Just think of all the stuff that happened after then that wouldn't have happened....................9/11, Iraq, Afghanistan.

 

Oh well, at least he was concentrating on the important stuff..............like gettin a helmet wash from some fat fock.

[heavy-set 39]

Sure woulda been nice if Clinton woulda taken Bin Laden when the Sudan offered him up on a silver platter. Just think of all the stuff that happened after then that wouldn't have happened....................9/11, Iraq, Afghanistan.

 

Oh well, at least he was concentrating on the important stuff..............like gettin a helmet wash from some fat fock.

 

too bad it never happened http://mediamatters.org/items/200407230005

 

 

dubya is the reason why 9/11 happened. dubya is the reason why we lost in Iraq and dubya is the reason why Bin Laden is still alive and well

 

but when clinton DID try to kill him, he was vilified by the same people that crack him for not doing enough

[Recliner Pilot 61]

too bad it never happened http://mediamatters.org/items/200407230005

dubya is the reason why 9/11 happened. dubya is the reason why we lost in Iraq and dubya is the reason why Bin Laden is still alive and well

 

but when clinton DID try to kill him, he was vilified by the same people that crack him for not doing enough

 

Wow, a George Soros funded link. Pretty Greta.

 

 

I guess you havn't heard the tape of Bill himself saying the offer was made but he didn't want to take him, asked the Saudi's to take him, but they wouldn't because he was a hot potato?

 

Um, it took years to plan 9/11 so how the fock is dubya the reason it happened, moron.

[heavy-set 39]

Wow, a George Soros funded link. Pretty Greta.

I guess you havn't heard the tape of Bill himself saying the offer was made but he didn't want to take him, asked the Saudi's to take him, but they wouldn't because he was a hot potato?

 

Um, it took years to plan 9/11 so how the fock is dubya the reason it happened, moron.

 

 

the congress was GOP controlled.

 

 

plus, terrorism was a crime not an act of war when Clinton was in office. what could he possibly take him on, if it happedned in fantasy land

 

 

link to audio?

[Recliner Pilot 61]

plus, terrorism was a crime not an act of war when Clinton was in office. what could he possibly take him on, if it happedned in fantasy land

link to audio?

 

Um the first WTC bombing.

 

USS Cole

 

Bombings of the Embassies in Kenya and Tanzania........

 

Should I go on? Or do you want to argue none of this was a "crime".

 

Focking moron.

[heavy-set 39]

Um the first WTC bombing.

 

USS Cole

 

Bombings of the Embassies in Kenya and Tanzania........

 

Should I go on? Or do you want to argue none of this was a "crime".

 

Focking moron.

 

just like the crime Jose Padilla committed

 

i guess the republican controlled congress should have stepped in and took OBL, instead on impeaching Billy Boy

[Recliner Pilot 61]

i guess the republican controlled congress should have stpped in and took OBL,

 

 

Despite what Harry Reid and Aunt Nancy thinks, the President is Commander in Chief. As such, those decision fall at his feet, unfortunately Clinton was stumbling around cuz his pants were around his ankles.

[Uh-huh 0]

Harry Reid Aunt Nancy Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Hillary

 

I was right. As usual.

[heavy-set 39]

Despite what Harry Reid and Aunt Nancy thinks, the President is Commander in Chief. As such, those decision fall at his feet, unfortunately Clinton was stumbling around cuz his pants were around his ankles.

 

again, the GOP controlled congress didnt seem to care too much about OBL. heck, even when georgie was in office and they had memos entitled "bin laden determined to strike inside the USA" not a peep was mentioned.

 

I know , I know, they didnt have exact flight numbers and times or days. but now Chertoff announces gut feelings as gospel and every 6 months or so they make fake arrests just to scare people

 

 

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Audio of Clinton pussing out when offered Bin Laden on a silver platter...............

 

[Recliner Pilot 61]

but when clinton DID try to kill him,

 

Ooops!

 

Turns out that was just another Clinton lie in an 8 yr long list of Clinton lies.

 

[Me_2006 14]

Ooops!

 

Turns out that was just another Clinton lie in an 8 yr long list of Clinton lies.

 

Where'd they go? Had a lot to say before you provided a link.

 

I'm not left or right, democrat or republican, but some of the shiat that goes on on this board from both sides is downright laughable sometimes. Just go vote and shut up about it lol.

[mayhem39 3]

Luckily, 9/11 doesn't come on a Monday. 'Cause I'll be damned if that fock gets to interfere with MNF.

It's been a while, wonder how he's doing. I forget now, which one is our policy toward him?

 

Is it:

 

 

or is it:

 

You can understand my confusion. I'm sure OBL's confused too. I mean, he's either "our number one priority" or apparently "not our priority at all".

 

I just haven't kept up with the latest - what do you call them?

 

Sandals? No, that's not right. Some kind of casual shoe. I just can't think of it right now, maybe it'll come to me. I know George sure was opposed to them...

 

A little help??

 

 

F#%K that towel-head...I could care less what he has to say. I'm not afraid of him or his organization. Someone needs to string him up by his nuts!!

[swamp dog 0]

"i'm still living in a spider hole...and jimi hendrix is still dead."

[buffalobillsffl2003 0]

I think he'll be tending to a pork roast, using that syringe thing to keep it fresh pet a dog, sit in a Director's chair and then go: Goot evening everybody, my fellow Amerikans.

[Giants Fan 85]

"When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive."

 

George W. Bush, Sept. 12th, 2001

[Recliner Pilot 61]

link to audio?

 

Done deal. Where did ya go?

 

 

Beuller...........beuller........

[naomi 356]

Luckily, 9/11 doesn't come on a Monday. 'Cause I'll be damned if that fock gets to interfere with MNF.

It's been a while, wonder how he's doing. I forget now, which one is our policy toward him?

 

Is it:

 

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."

- G.W. Bush, 9/13/01

 

 

or is it:

 

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."

- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

 

I just haven't kept up with the latest - what do you call them?

 

Sandals? No, that's not right. Some kind of casual shoe. I just can't think of it right now, maybe it'll come to me. I know George sure was opposed to them...

 

A little help??

 

Not that he probably hasn't contradicted himself, kind of agree with Me_2006 there that it's par for the course, but the second quote just doesn't sound right. Link on the issue For what's that's worth.

Where did you get it from?

[BLS 314]

Blah, Blah Blah.

 

It's Bush's Fault, it's Clintons Fault.

 

Blah, Blah, Blah.

 

 

They both f'ing failed us.

 

Wake the F up.

[heavy-set 39]

Audio of Clinton pussing out when offered Bin Laden on a silver platter...............

 

thank you,

 

but this just re-inforces my point. at the time Bubba could have taken him, terrorism was a crime and he wasnt indicited on any. it was 1996.

 

 

why didnt the saudis take him? we all know the Bush family and the saudis are in bed together. so really Bush didnt take him

[NorthernVike 2,086]

F#%K that towel-head...I could care less what he has to say. I'm not afraid of him or his organization. Someone needs to string him up by his nuts!!

 

 

 

Well said.

[Sho Nuff 720]

Blah, Blah Blah.

 

It's Bush's Fault, it's Clintons Fault.

 

Blah, Blah, Blah.

They both f'ing failed us.

 

Wake the F up.

 

Bingo...which is what Me_2006 was getting at and got blasted for.

[hoytdwow 202]

I can't wait. He looks dreamy with his beard dye job

 

 

Link

[NorthernVike 2,086]

Any chance this dipshit would try a live on air address?

 

 

That would be sweet.

 

 

 

 

 

Due to technical difficulties(cruisemissle strike) this show has been cancled.

[Angry White Male 0]

I blame Bill Clinton.

[Snuff 10]

Tinkles, you whine more about Bush than my 8 year old daughter does about bath time. You really do. I demand proof that you are in fact a man.

[NorthernVike 2,086]

Tinkles, you whine more about Bush than my 8 year old daughter does about bath time. You really do. I demand proof that you are in fact a man.

 

 

Which one is Tinkles again?

[jets24 6]

again, the GOP controlled congress didnt seem to care too much about OBL. heck, even when georgie was in office and they had memos entitled "bin laden determined to strike inside the USA" not a peep was mentioned.

 

I know , I know, they didnt have exact flight numbers and times or days. but now Chertoff announces gut feelings as gospel and every 6 months or so they make fake arrests just to scare people

 

 

Are you really this stupid or just playing it up for internet tough guy purposes?