Married guys...

[AmbassadorOfKwan 0]

If you were to hypothetically take the wife out to a friends b-day and she proceeded to get sh1t faced drunk, what is the time frame upon home arrival where you can safely try things never tried before?

[cgod 0]

before you got married

[AmbassadorOfKwan 0]

Wise man you are

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 42]

If you were to hypothetically take the wife out to a friends b-day and she proceeded to get sh1t faced drunk, what is the time frame upon home arrival where you can safely try things never tried before?

Most obvious anal ? ever. Immediately!

 

Next am, just tell her she asked you to.  Act incredulous and be all, "you don't remember?"

[AmbassadorOfKwan 0]

Most obvious anal ? ever. Immediately!

 

Next am, just tell her she asked you to.  Act incredulous and be all, "you don't remember?"

 

 

incredulous rules!!

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 42]

incredulous anal with da drunken wify rules!!

 

When you can post this, you have grown a little my friend. GL

[cgod 0]

When you can post this, you have grown a little my friend. GL

I'll bet by the time he posts that he'd be shrinkin a little.

[TommyGavin 790]

there is an asss you should be tappin - step away from the 'puter my man

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

You guys forgot to tell him that her drunkeness not only affords him her back door pleasures, but he is allowed to tape it and let us see what she looks like nekkid.

 

Next time don't forget!

[Rattlesnake 0]

5 minutes, before she pukes or passes out. Hopefully you didn't waste your window of opportunity chatting on an internet forum.

[peenie 2,027]

for the life of me i can not understand why any man would ever want to have sex in a woman's butt hole.

i understand why gay men do it as there isn't any other option, but a woman has a place for the peenie to go.

 

i asked a male friend who is completely opposed to the act why some men find it attractive, his response, "because men that are small finally get to feel like they're doing something."

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

for the life of me i can not understand why any man would ever want to have sex in a woman's butt hole.

i understand why gay men do it as there isn't any other option, but a woman has a place for the peenie to go.

 

i asked a male friend who is completely opposed to the act why some men find it attractive, his response, "because men that are small finally get to feel like they're doing something."

 

Because sometimes your poosay's are too wide and used up, so we always look for a little variety. We also like the fact that you don't like it (see facial). HTH

[itsbigmoni 1]

for the life of me i can not understand why any man would ever want to have sex in a woman's butt hole.

i understand why gay men do it as there isn't any other option, but a woman has a place for the peenie to go.

 

i asked a male friend who is completely opposed to the act why some men find it attractive, his response, "because men that are small finally get to feel like they're doing something."

 

This came up in some other thread and there were a lot of guys who said they had no desire to do so. I'm one of those guys.

[naomi 361]

for the life of me i can not understand why any man would ever want to have sex in a woman's butt hole.

i understand why gay men do it as there isn't any other option, but a woman has a place for the peenie to go.

 

i asked a male friend who is completely opposed to the act why some men find it attractive, his response, "because men that are small finally get to feel like they're doing something."

add on that it's incredibly nasty. Years ago those who do it now wouldn't have done it, called it ghey, whatever, but it has become more socially acceptable. Being averse to it only means you're inhibited...not that's it nasty and perverted or anything. Just having fun. Pen!s...place where fecal matter comes out. One is meant for the other by design, and one isn't. The ability to derive pleasure from it doesn't validate anything. Some inhibitions are natural. What else won't be so bad soon.

[gocolts 300]

add on that it's incredibly nasty. Years ago those who do it now wouldn't have done it, called it ghey, whatever, but it has become more socially acceptable. Being averse to it only means you're inhibited...not that's it nasty and perverted or anything. Just having fun. Pen!s...place where fecal matter comes out. One is meant for the other by design, and one isn't. The ability to derive pleasure from it doesn't validate anything. Some inhibitions are natural. What else won't be so bad soon.

[dolfan06 1]

If you were to hypothetically take the wife out to a friends b-day and she proceeded to get sh1t faced drunk, what is the time frame upon home arrival where you can safely try things never tried before?

 

are you talking about sexual things, or sports or medical procedures or what? it really depends.

[jerryskids 7,223]

Obviously you don't speak "naomi." naomi thinks it is nasty and you shouldn't do it, even though it feels good. HTH

[Lionsjunkie 1]

but a woman has a place for the peenie to go.

 

Your stage name here is that of a man's cack

[naomi 361]

Obviously you don't speak "naomi." naomi thinks it is nasty and you shouldn't do it, even though it feels good. HTH

+ unnatural, and the fact more people are finding it acceptable because enough other people are...despite the fact they would of also considered it nasty and ghey before....ought to not sit well. Not quite fluent in me Jerry, but good showing. And yeah I know I should talk clearer.

[jerryskids 7,223]

+ unnatural, and the fact more people are finding it acceptable because enough other people are...despite the fact they would of also considered it nasty and ghey before....ought to not sit well. Not quite fluent in me Jerry, but good showing. And yeah I know I should talk clearer.

I summarized the essence. Your post above just made it more confusing.

 

Also, you should try lubing a finger an sticking just the first part of it up your ass the next time you masturbate. I guarantee you'll like it.

[TheNewGirl 1,639]

So, how many of the guys responding in this thread have either had a finger or a cack up their ass? Or rather, how many are willing to admit that they have? Granted you can press on the prostate during oral and it makes the male orgasm more pleasurable, but many guys will claim that there is an air of "OMG, I am a homo!!!" if they admit to liking ass play.

 

 

IMO, it feels like I need to take a huge dump. Not something that necessarily turns me on, but hey, whatever.

 

 

In terms of time limit when the wife comes home drunk, I would say no time limit. I think it's kind of deceiving to make her do things she wouldn't normally do while sober. However, if you KNOW that she would like to do it, and you have talked about it before, I would ASK her if she's interested after she's home for a few minutes...before the passing out or puking starts. At least, that's how it works for me. Once I say, "I need to slow down..." or "I am going to get sick here in a bit..." my husband pretty much knows it's too late to get freaky. Although, I have been known to get freaky, get up and puke for a few, then come back and continue with the freaky.

[gocolts 300]

+ unnatural, and the fact more people are finding it acceptable because enough other people are...despite the fact they would of also considered it nasty and ghey before....ought to not sit well. Not quite fluent in me Jerry, but good showing. And yeah I know I should talk clearer.

I just couldn't understand what you were saying in that post.

[peenie 2,027]

Your stage name here is that of a man's cack

ahem, more specifically; a small one.

i'm not afraid to admit that mine is very small.

[naomi 361]

I summarized the essence. Your post above just made it more confusing.

 

Also, you should try lubing a finger an sticking just the first part of it up your ass the next time you masturbate. I guarantee you'll like it.

 

I honestly don't see how the post above made it more confusing. That could have been said simpler too, but I think most people could get it.

[cgod 0]

.......Although, I have been known to get freaky, get up and puke for a few, then come back and continue with the freaky.

PUKE AND RALLY!!!!!!

[MDC 8,152]

IMO, it feels like I need to take a huge dump. Not something that necessarily turns me on, but hey, whatever.

 

I love that feeling.

[TheNewGirl 1,639]

PUKE AND RALLY!!!!!!

 

 

[itsjjw 1]

When I get that drunk, you have no idea what happened, all you know it that you wake up sore. And if the guy tells you that you did something, then you probably did.

 

Go for it.

[wiffleball 4,797]

I remember there was an "LA Law" ep on this very thing. Wife wakes up from a bender in a puddle of her own butt-blood. Charged her own husbad with rape. Was pretty racy stuff at the time. I immediately proceeded to whip off my parachute pants and members only jacket to rub one out to this very new concept.

 

...Except I fantasized it was Susan Dey and she was wearing her ginormous shoulder-ma-pad bidness suit.

[jerryskids 7,223]

When I get that drunk, you have no idea what happened, all you know it that you wake up sore. And if the guy tells you that you did something, then you probably did.

 

Go for it.

Thought that was in the past, itsjjw.

[TheNewGirl 1,639]

When I get that drunk, you have no idea what happened, all you know it that you wake up sore. And if the guy tells you that you did something, then you probably did.

 

Go for it.