you deserve to have your a$$ kicked if...

[porkbutt 871]

- you watch road rules/real world and/or them challenge things

 

- you drink wine at a superbowl party

 

- you have no regard for others on the road...driving 25 and swervin' because you're on your cell phone

 

 

there may be a whole lot more

[Sho Nuff 720]

-you try to get on an elevator without letting people off of it first.

 

-you drive under the speed limit in the left lane of the interstate while not passing anyone.

 

-you wear crocs

 

-you are woman over 21 and wear uggs...cross that first part out...any age and wear uggs.

 

-you wear big sunglasses (guys or girls)

[MrSpanky 0]

-if you a Manning fan, either on

[NewbieJr 541]

-you drive under the speed limit in the left lane of the interstate while not passing anyone.

I'm going to extend that to include anyone in the left lane while not passing someone. Some people think that going 5 miles over the limit is an excuse to ride the left lane. Well maybe I want to go 8 miles over the focking limit, asswipe! I always try to be patient and not pass them on teh right, but eventually, spomeone else decides to pass on teh right and they're followed by a bunch of other pissed-off drivers, and I'm stuck in the left lane behind the dooshbag who started it all.

 

Why do people think they are the ones who gets to establish the speed everyone is allowed to go?

[Toro 1]

-you ride along the shoulder or a lane OBVIOUSLY not going in the direction and then at the last minute swerving into the line.

 

-you have an IM at work and do not turn the focking sound off.

 

-you park in front of ANY store with your hazards on blocking a lane of traffic because your wife/husband "just ran in to grab a ______". You park in front for one of two reasons. You seriously focking handicapped or you are actively loading some very heavy.

 

-you let your dog run the neighborhood shitting and pissing in your neighbor's yards.

 

-you live in a 140,000 house but drive a 3-series BMW and a Mercedes C class, both leased.

 

I'll add more later.

[SUXBNME 1,363]

You still live with your MIL

[Toro 1]

-you own a cat and you are a grown man.

 

-you can see the slab in the bedroom of the chithole you call a house.

[kilroy69 1,027]

You park in handicapped spaces because it is closer and you are lazy. This is one of the things that piss me off the most. My dad had MS and you would not believe how many people take handicapped spaces that are not handicapped.

 

You drive with your blinker on for miles. Come on. You do remember that YOU put it on to get over/turn. That clicking is your blinker dumbass.

 

 

You watch wrastling and are over 11.

 

 

You live in a place that gets cold and say" cold enough for ya?" all the time.

 

 

You see someone is driving at a good rate of speed and yet you pull out in front of them anyway, go 20 miles below the speed limit and then turn a half mile down the road.

 

A twist on that one is the guy that pulls out in front of you and goes 20 miles under the speed limit even though there were NO cars behind you and he would have just waited 2 seconds he would not have an irate driver riding his ass.

[Toro 1]

You see someone is driving at a good rate of speed and yet you pull out in front of them anyway, go 20 miles below the speed limit and then turn a half mile down the road.

 

Or when you are driving down a two lane road in the right hand lane and someone passes you, changes lanes into the right hand lane, then immediately slows to turn.

[SUXBNME 1,363]

-you own a cat and you are a grown man.

 

-you can see the slab in the bedroom of the chithole you call a house.

 

 

[gocolts 300]

The h0m0s that ride their bicycles on busy curvy roads. They are usually wearing those phaggity biker pants too.

[SUXBNME 1,363]

They are usually wearing those phaggity biker pants too.

Just because that gives you a boner, it doesn't mean that they need to get their a$$ kicked

[porkbutt 871]

- you try to impress people at the table with fancy poker lingo

[kilroy69 1,027]

People who walk in the road instead of using the sidewalk and then look at you like YOU are the one in the wrong. Hey dumbass thats why the city puts sidewalks in.

[zmanzzzz 1]

... you smoke in public.

[kilroy69 1,027]

... you smoke in public.

You b!tch about people smoking in public. Im not talking about in a closed eviroment like a resturant but outside where the air takes the smoke away. THIS DOES NOT BOTHER YOU. Quit your B!tching and your overacting.

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 38]

People who fart in elevators and try to pretend they didn't do it. Be loud, be proud!

[Me_2006 14]

People who talk on their cellphones/text in public places or during a group discussion type thing where you have to either hear them talk loudly trying to get you to be curious as to what they're talking about, or hear their focking phone go off everytime they get an "lol"

 

 

People who think their bratty, loud children are funny and that everyone else is enjoying how much destruction they're causing in a house they don't live in.

[SUXBNME 1,363]

You b!tch about people smoking in public. Im not talking about in a closed eviroment like a resturant but outside where the air takes the smoke away. THIS DOES NOT BOTHER YOU. Quit your B!tching and your overacting.

 

 

I don't know why zmanz hates the public smoking thing so much.

As a well known public pole smoker, zmanzz's hypocrisy obviously knows no bounds

[SUXBNME 1,363]

People who think their bratty, loud children are funny and that everyone else is enjoying how much destruction they're causing in a house they don't live in.

 

 

Not only in a house..This applies to any public retail store

 

Yes, I like kids...If they are cooked right

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

- You are driving a motorcycle between 2 lanes of traffic and give me a dirty look if I'm not 'allowing' you enough space to squeeze between my car and the car in the next lane.

 

[broussard 0]

...you wear your pants down around the bottom of your ass.

[SUXBNME 1,363]

...you wear your pants down around the bottom of your ass.

 

 

Hopefully your boys don't do that anymore. (if they ever did, anyways)

[broussard 0]

Hopefully your boys don't do that anymore. (if they ever did, anyways)

Never did wear them that way....cause it would have been an ass wuppin'.

[SUXBNME 1,363]

Never did wear them that way....cause it would have been an ass wuppin'.

 

 

 

Are they still skating the vert?

[broussard 0]

 

Are they still skating the vert?

 

Not during soccer season...

 

Actually, Santa brought them a unicycle. Now they are doing the ###### out if that. Funny stuff.

[SUXBNME 1,363]

Not during soccer season...

 

Actually, Santa brought them a unicycle. Now they are doing the ###### out if that. Funny stuff.

 

This may sound sad to you, but almost every night as I try and fall asleep, I try and think of new vert lip tricks that haven't been done yet. (and also imagine myself doing them)

This summer, if my backyard grass doesn't grow properly, I'm gonna build a decent mini ramp and get back into it.

God I miss skating

 

Best time of my life. Congrats to you for encouraging your boys in this endevor. You are a good pops

[kilroy69 1,027]

 

Not only in a house..This applies to any public retail store

I hate that too. If your kids are being bratty either whip their asss or take them home. Your choice one or the other. However you should not let them run around annoying others. Just because you made the mistake of having little demon kids we should not have to pay.

[gocolts 300]

...you wear your pants down around the bottom of your ass.

:lol:

[TommyGavin 790]

- you root for the Patriots

[OakHeadFootball 1]

If any part of your name, moniker, alias, ect has Gavin in it.

[potts17 4]

This may sound sad to you, but almost every night as I try and fall asleep, I try and think of new vert lip tricks that haven't been done yet. (and also imagine myself doing them)

This summer, if my backyard grass doesn't grow properly, I'm gonna build a decent mini ramp and get back into it.

God I miss skating

 

Best time of my life. Congrats to you for encouraging your boys in this endevor. You are a good pops

 

If you are considering putting a mini ramp in your back yard because you miss skating and are now 30+, you should have your a$$ kicked. Just sayin'

[kilroy69 1,027]

If you are considering putting a mini ramp in your back yard because you miss skating and are now 30+, you should have your a$$ kicked. Just sayin'

Its ok to miss skating. Once you fall and break something though you will understand why you don't skate anymore.

[Flashover 0]

Or when you are driving down a two lane road in the right hand lane and someone passes you, changes lanes into the right hand lane, then immediately slows to turn.

or...

 

People who aren't clear on the laws of left turn arrows.

 

I can't stand when a left turn lane has an arrow and people think that they can't pull into the intersection when the Green Arrow disappears. If there is a green arrow and a red arrow then you can only turn on the green arrow but must stop on the red arrow. If there is only a green arrow then you may turn on the green arrow AND you may pull into the intersection and make a left turn when it is safe because there is NO red arrow.

[zmanzzzz 1]

You b!tch about people smoking in public. Im not talking about in a closed eviroment like a resturant but outside where the air takes the smoke away. THIS DOES NOT BOTHER YOU. Quit your B!tching and your overacting.

 

i dont ever want to smell your shiit you focking douchbags.

 

Outdoor smoking bans

 

In the Australian state of Queensland, smoking is prohibited within four metres of entrances to public buildings, within 10 metres of children's playground equipment, in commercial outdoor eating or drinking areas, at patrolled beaches, and at all major sports stadiums.[81]

 

Some beaches in Sydney, Australia have smoking bans in place.

 

From 1st March, 2006, in Victoria, Australia smoking is banned from all covered train platforms, bus and tram stops.[82]

 

Cambridge Memorial Hospital in Cambridge, Ontario, Canada enacted a total (outdoor) smoking ban, believed to be the first in the entire province if not country, as of October 2004. At the same time, Wilfrid Laurier University in the nearby City of Waterloo, Ontario proposed a similar total smoking ban on its property, after its 10 metre outdoor proximity ban (enacted in 2002) failed. WLU was presumed to be the third Canadian (public) post-secondary institution to consider such measures, after Carleton and Acadia.

 

Smoking is prohibited in Hamilton Street Railway bus shelters in Hamilton, Ontario.

 

It is illegal to smoke on a bus or in a bus shelter in Winnipeg, Manitoba.

 

It is illegal to smoke on a bus or in a bus shelter as well as any less than 4 metres from any entrance in Halifax, Nova Scotia

 

Edmonton, Alberta banned all outdoor patio smoking at bars, restaurants and casinos on July 1, 2005. Nova Scotia did the same on 1st December, 2006.

Calabasas, California, United States banned smoking in almost all indoor and outdoor public places in 2006. Believed to be the strictest ban in the United States. At least 13 California cities (including Los Angeles) have banned smoking on their beaches, at least 4 other California cities (including San Francisco) ban smoking in parks or outdoor venues. For more info see List of smoking bans in the United States#Outdoor smoking bans.

 

Belmont, California banned smoking in outdoor places on September 25, 2007. This ban also applies inside condos, apartments and other kinds of multi-unit housing.[83][84]

 

California has banned smoking within 20 feet of entrances to any public building.

 

Selected wards in Tokyo, Japan prohibit smoking on the streets. This ban is enforced and violators are fined. In response, free smoking cafes have been provided by Japan Tobacco.

 

56% of Chiyoda ward's land area is a no smoking zone as of April 2007.

 

Many English NHS PCTs ban smoking on it premises both inside and outside hospitals, even places such as the car park and bus stations.

It is illegal to smoke on all train platforms in England, even if they are uncovered.

 

It is illegal to smoke on a bus or in a bus shelter in Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland.

 

It is illegal to smoke on the outdoor property of the institutions of public education in Slovenia, penalties are dictated by internal orders of the concerned institutions.

 

It is illegal to smoke in some bus shelters (complex rules determine which) and phone boxes in Scotland.

[rallo 132]

-you wear big sunglasses (guys or girls)

 

big sunglasses on girls has one perpose... to cover up the uglies... think twice before aproaching a seemingly hot chick if she has a monster pair of shades on...

[zmanzzzz 1]

link

[kilroy69 1,027]

i dont ever want to smell your shiit you focking douchbags.

I am a non smoker. Have been all my life other than weed. I find people who b#tch about it in open spaces to be FAR more annoying than the smoking itself.

[Riddlen 1]

yes

[zmanzzzz 1]

I am a non smoker. Have been all my life other than weed. I find people who b#tch about it in open spaces to be FAR more annoying than the smoking itself.

 

cigarette smokers are the rudest, annoying, most selfish people on the planet. i will gladly counter their rude hate with the equivilent or worst.

 

i have an idea for an invention that sits outside building. it is a smoke detector that sprays water when it detects smoke.

 

so, when some focking ###### lites up a cig near a building the get squirted.