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Guess what I used to have in my mouf

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rotten toofs.

 

What do I win?

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Swerski's Drivers License

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Is it biodegradable?

 

part of it is :unsure:

 

not anything listed to this point. Hurry up and guess this. I don't like having it in my mouth.

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How are you able to still talk to us with something in your mouf?

 

What's with all the focking questions?

 

No, not my mom's box, I quit that long ago.

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Let's see: Smaller than a breadbox and somewhat biodegradable.

 

A cardboard origami of gutterboy? :unsure:

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It is smaller than a breadbox, and negative on the first 4 replies.

Oh, I'm confident there's a paper clip in there somewhere.

 

How about a vintage 1971 Partridge Family lunch box?

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Your fat, oversized tongue that makes your conversation ability dicey so that everybody around you thinks you are retarded, when in reality, you are not.

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no, no, no, no, and what's with the god damn paperclip? There isn't a paperclip in my mouth, got it a$$hole?

 

And I supposed someone had the through out the feces ... might as well have been surferskin. Not.

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Herpes...from your ex-boyfriend

 

:dunno:

 

Say.....your previous incarnation didn't happen to end in "jack" did it... :huh:

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A styrofoam boat?

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Skoal Bandit.

 

You slack-jawed hick.

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Are you waking up your dad with a blowjob? :cheers:

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