Guess what I used to have in my mouf

[DuckStupid 40]

[KSB2424 3,148]

Is it bigger than a bread box?

[NorthernVike 2,085]

67 marbles

[surferskin 30]

toro

[Eagles Green 34]

rotten toofs.

 

What do I win?

[Sergeant Bri 0]

a paper clip

[DuckStupid 40]

It is smaller than a breadbox, and negative on the first 4 replies.

[Meglamaniac 486]

??

http://www.jimmykimmel.net/jklive/images/unique/jkyata.gif

 

??

[KSB2424 3,148]

Is it biodegradable?

[RLLD 4,230]

Swerski's Drivers License

[phillybear 366]

Hepatitis

[DuckStupid 40]

??

http://www.jimmykimmel.net/jklive/images/unique/jkyata.gif

 

??

 

No way in he!! I'm clicking that link today.

[surferskin 30]

a gun barrel.

[DuckStupid 40]

Is it biodegradable?

 

part of it is

 

not anything listed to this point. Hurry up and guess this. I don't like having it in my mouth.

[phillybear 366]

Your mom's box.

[KSB2424 3,148]

How are you able to still talk to us with something in your mouf?

[DuckStupid 40]

How are you able to still talk to us with something in your mouf?

 

What's with all the focking questions?

 

No, not my mom's box, I quit that long ago.

[KSB2424 3,148]

Let's see: Smaller than a breadbox and somewhat biodegradable.

 

A cardboard origami of gutterboy?

[Sergeant Bri 0]

It is smaller than a breadbox, and negative on the first 4 replies.

Oh, I'm confident there's a paper clip in there somewhere.

 

How about a vintage 1971 Partridge Family lunch box?

[BiPolarBear 485]

rotten toofs.

 

What do I win?

 

First laugh of the day.

[phillybear 366]

Your fat, oversized tongue that makes your conversation ability dicey so that everybody around you thinks you are retarded, when in reality, you are not.

[surferskin 30]

feces.

[DuckStupid 40]

no, no, no, no, and what's with the god damn paperclip? There isn't a paperclip in my mouth, got it a$$hole?

 

And I supposed someone had the through out the feces ... might as well have been surferskin. Not.

[KSB2424 3,148]

A piece of bubble gum still in the wrapper

 

[Scatterbrain 0]

weed and hooker spit

[Scatterbrain 0]

Herpes...from your ex-boyfriend

[RLLD 4,230]

Herpes...from your ex-boyfriend

 

 

Say.....your previous incarnation didn't happen to end in "jack" did it...

[jerryskids 6,790]

A styrofoam boat?

[DuckStupid 40]

no to this point, but one guess is getting closer.

[surferskin 30]

the taste of failure.

[DuckStupid 40]

the taste of failure.

 

negative on the Rusty splooge.

[AirRam 3]

the taste of failure.

 

 

[dain11279 976]

Cyanide?

 

:fingerscrossed:

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

replica peter north d1ldo?

[Eagles Green 34]

Skoal Bandit.

 

You slack-jawed hick.

[DuckStupid 40]

Skoal Bandit.

 

You slack-jawed hick.

 

Nope to this point.

[Scatterbrain 0]

a cigar that tastes like monica lewinsky

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

twizzler?

[RLLD 4,230]

Are you waking up your dad with a blowjob?

[DuckStupid 40]

No, no, no... ksb has the best guess so far.